
Shiloh (any pronouns), your local mythology geek with an unhealthy obsession with the Aztec gods (MINOR)
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Xipe Totec:They... Well, I Wouldn't Call It Inheritance Per Se. What Do You Call It When You Kill Someone
Xipe Totec: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff? Quetzalcoatl: Um, murder??? Huitzilopochtli: Adventuring! Tezcatlipoca: Tuesday.
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Quetzalcoatl: I’m gonna die alone. Tezcatlipoca: Quetzalcoatl, you’re not gonna die alone. Quetzalcoatl: Xipe Totec, was my safety net, okay? They have better things to do and now I have to get a snake. Huitzilopochtli: Uh-huh. Why is that? Quetzalcoatl: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Quetzalcoatl: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Quetzalcoatl: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!
I just realized that I totally missed the anniversary of this Tumblr (sept 23 2023)
but genuinely thank you so so much guys I just logged onto Tumblr to be silly about mythology but ive found so many friends on here, love you all thank you so much for supporting me for a year <3333
prometheus: hot take,
the greek gods: no give that back
I've never had my liver picked at by eagles. It could be that their standards are unfairly high but sometimes it's hard to shake the feeling like my liver just isn't tasty enough.