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Baby Mama AU
Now that Tifa won it is time to introduce her to rwbyverse, how will the crwby react to Jaune having a baby mama, what will Tifa response be to them, and what does their baby look like, because I have a feeling it’s a girl and she will be adorable.
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“Oh nice, they’re here!”
All of a sudden, Jaune seemed ecstatic and itching to be elsewhere. One moment he was in a study session of RWBYJNPR, the next he was out the door.
Curious, they all followed, a little taken aback by the sudden reaction. He just looked at his scroll.
“You think that’s his patents?” Yang wondered out loud.
“Oh dear,” Pyrrha gasped. “If they are, I’m not ready yet! I need to-”
“Relax, Pyrrha,” Nora assured her. “You look fine! Coco was checking you out just today!”
“Coco is checking her out every day,” Weiss threw in, voice laced with skepticism.
Sure enough, the seven followed the blonde leader to the bullhead docks. Though they didn’t see anyone like they could be his family, and if they were, then this just got awkward.
Jaune was, to the shock of everyone, kissing a brunette lovingly. Her long hair reached just past her butt and he form was clad in black leather. Sporty and free for agility, yet stylish.
Though this was perhaps not the time to appraise the mystery woman, but to ask important questions, like…
“What the fuck??”
That.
Separating, the two apparent lovers blinked at the group owlishly before turning back to each other and giggling.
“Guess we got carried away, huh?”
“Mm-hmm,” the pretty brunette with the red eyes hummed. “By the way, kids are with their grandma.”
“Oh boy,” he laughed. “Guess we’re not seeing them again so soon.”
“That’s fine by me,” she purred. “It’s been a while…”
“Uh.” The utterance of Nora snapped the pair out of it again, their attention back to the seven onlookers. “Who dis?”
“Oh, right!” Jaune slapped his forehead. “Sorry that I didn’t tell you, but I’m sure none of you would have believed me.”
“I’m still not sure if this isn’t a dream,” Weiss replied.
“So anyway.” He presented the brunette who proudly puffed out her impressive bust. “This is my wife, Tifa.”
“What!?” Weiss shrieked over them all. “But you flirted with me!!”
“Flirt?” He asked, cocking his head in confusion. Behind him, Tifa’s eyes opened wide before she shook her head chuckling. “I just thought that you looked lonely and wanted to be your friend.”
Weiss bluescreened, and the brunette stepped forward. “Alright everyone, I bet you have loads of questions, so why don’t we take this elsewhere?”
Well that’s stupid
Baby Mama AU: (this is if you're willing to make Coco bi-curious)
After countless shenanigans, Coco finally gets a chance to get with Tifa.
Progress! Them milf titties are finally within reach!
The catch? She has to have a date with Jaune first. Coco is grumpy about it but anything for the biddies. Besides, it's just a date. Not like she's going to like the dork, right?
...right?
I am, though last time I did, I got called homophobic by a coco stan.