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SRC BABY TIME
It’s Sunday and I lost my old headcanons and stuff so I gotta re-up em while I’m still in the mood…. Keep in mind NONE of this is canon and COMPLETELY stuff I’ve fantasized about, a whole bunch of people worked on this project and almost definitely have different ideas of how things play out after the epilogue
Ruby/Weiss baby = Rhydderch. Only child, has to navigate the intense pressure of being the heir for Crescent Rose and Myrtenaster at the same time. W/R might adopt/have another kid but at that point they’d feel shitty about it because they very clearly are just trying to get another heir to ease the strain on their firstborn and that’s not what a family is supposed to be!!! But sometimes royal families be like that!! DRAMA!!! (Also Weiss’ family spoils the fuck out of the kids) (ALSO???? THIS BABY IS A MESS OF WHITE AND RED? Ruby looks down at her newborn infant with their fucked up Greater Spirit inheritances and is just like “weiss our baby is a mess. it’s like the schnee genes and the rose genes had a fistfight on our baby.” Yang agrees. “That is the whitest baby I’ve ever seen. That baby’s skin is LITERALLY the color of bones and snow.” Weiss, in tears, “STOP TALKING ABOUT MY CHILD THIS WAY”)
Ren + Nora baby = Have too many complicated feelings. I don’t think they want kids. (They probably adopt a bunch, if they have kids.)
Pyrrha/Ruby babies = Aegis and Harpe! Both adopted after the chimera crisis left them orphaned.
Yang and Ruby = adopt some kids, I think named Altai and Jin and Ruyi
Ruby and Penny = no bebby
Ruby/Blake babey = CROWN! PRINCE!!!! CATBOY!!!!! KALIBURN!!!!!!!! Everyone calls him Kali for short and Weiss and Yang are Disaster Aunts who cannot control him. He has a super fast mother and another mother who can vanish into shadows, which makes him a nightmare to babysit. His first word was “Cwesent.”
Ruby/Jaune babeys = Roland and Rhun. Twins! I imagine them both blonde with silver eyes but realistically the Rose genes are strong as fuck and they’d look more like Ruby. Roland might have one blue eye though. They have a pretty special relationship with Crescent Rose.
Any Kind Of Pairing Where Crescent Rose Somehow Severely Infects/Influences The Baby In Utero: if through a freak accident Crescent and Ruby managed to make a spirit babey, the baby would be named Ruedmorr but everyone would call them Rosebud because they spontaneously generated from a giant stone rosebud that formed on the throne. NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THIS BABY. Everyone is in crisis mode because now the spirits can make their own heirs??? somehow???? Crescent is just like Don’t look at me, I don’t know how I did this either
team jnpr’s 1st Xmas.
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This is why they are all clearly anime characters.
[Beacon Christmas Party]
Jaune: Okay Pyrrha, how are we going to get Nora and Ren under the mistletoe?
Pyrrha: I have an idea!
[other side of the room]
Nora: Okay Ren, time to initiate plan “Jesus Christ, Just Make Out Already”. Or JCJMOA for short. You know what to do!
[a few minutes later]
Ren: Jaune, are you available? I need your opinion on something.
Jaune: I was actually just looking for you!
Nora: Pyrrha! Can I get your help with something?
Pyrrha: I was just about to come find you actually!
[Under the mistletoe]
Nora: Look Pyrrha! Mistletoe! And uh-oh! Here comes Jaune!
Pyrrha: And Ren’s here too!
[all 4 stand under the mistletoe and stare at each other and wait]
[30 seconds later]
Yang: [across the room] HOW ARE YOU ALL THIS DENSE!!! AAGGGHHH!!!
Jaune as Salem and Ozma’s descendant is believable.
RWBY Vol 6 Spoilers (Jaune Meta revised)
So uh… my most recent Jaune meta kind of exploded like Vol 1 Ruby Rose, to the point where several people contributed to it and made what I was initially using as a goofy crack theory into something that was far more plausible than originally intended on my part. So now I’m going to lump everyone’s contributions to this theory together so that it’s easier to read.
The theory itself started with some posts made by @yang-ciao-long and @destincrowno
The former pointed out that Human-Salem and Jaune share a similar appearance. (Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes). The latter pointed out that the symbol on her banners looked… oddly familiar. Like a reversed version of Jaune’s symbol. Both clearly implying that Jaune and Salem may be distant relatives.
To one of their posts (I honestly can’t remember which) I pointed out that either Miles, Monty or Kerry once commented that the symbol on Jaune’s shield wasn’t actually his family symbol. At the time, they joked that the true Arc symbol was on his hoodie. This was a case of CWBY’s love for trolling, as we’d later find out in Vol 4 that his hoodie was obtained through box tops. However, now that we’ve seen those banners I can’t help but wonder if there was some honesty there. If the “not actually the Arc symbol” meant “not the COMPLETED Arc symbol.”
Then I made my post, because I found the theory interesting, and pointed out that Jaune also looked a lot like Knight-Ozpin. He and Knight-Oz have the same overall facial structure and eye shape, as well as a similar haircut and knight motif. If my guestimation is correct, then Knight-Oz would have been around during the Great War, like Jaune’s great great grandfather was. Meanwhile, he also has several traits that make him similar to Human-Salem. Aside from the blonde/blond hair, blue eyes, and symbols, he and she also have a similar color motif. While not the same colors, both have lightly shaded colors. (White, greys, and blues vs white and gold).
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Btw if you’re wondering who else was there, the leaks also mentioned Team JNPR, Roman, Cinder, Emerald, and Sun, along with Neo who actually did get in. RWBY was the only franchise who didn’t have a fighting game made by ArcSys, so it had the least amount of fighters, due to BBTag being made mainly to be a reused asset game.
After players data mined Blazblue Cross Tag Battle, they discovered announcer files for multiple characters, one of which being Adam.
While the validity of these characters actually being planned is questionable due to the sheer amount, I think Adam would’ve been very cool to see. But mostly I think it would’ve been funny if the only way we would’ve gotten an interaction between Weiss and Adam would be through a spin-off game
I know it was meant to be a kinda serious scene but I couldn’t help but laugh.
"Pyrrha and the rest of JNPR are based on tragic martyrs! How can you write a well-earned happy ending in your reimagined AU!?"
Me: *currently stuffing dying-and-rising figures into them like suitcases* Yeah and Pinocchio doesn't die, become a real human, and die again and Lampwick doesn't stay human and get eaten by a monster, yet here we are.
The Emperor-Verse: RWBY: Saints of Remnant, a reimagined AU(More details in Keep Reading!)
Once there was a world by the name of Omnibus. Created by the supreme deity The Author Allfather through the mysterious entity The Storyteller, this world was composed of four holy and mighty kingdoms, ruled by The Author’s Patron Saints whose reign protected the people, human and faunus alike, with their mighty armies, hunters, and their own holy powers from barbarian hordes, and the hordes of The Grimm who were the incarnations of hatred of the fallen seraph Grimmel The Black and his fellow fallen angels
In the dreadful world-shattering war of Ragnarök, the glorious age of Truth, Goodness, and Beauty, and the days of Romance, Heroism Adventure, and Eucatastrophe came to a tragic end.
Now all that remains is the world that is Remnant
But there is a prophecy made by Ozma The First Time Wizard before his death at the hands of The Witch-Emperor, that one day the bloodlines of the original Patron Saints and the families betrothed to them will return to take up these powers, rally armies of the righteous, vanquish the darkness and restore the holy kingdoms and Omnibus and reign over them once more.
Sinners will become Saints
Legends shall be restored and new Legends will be born
And what was a Remnant, Shall Be Whole Again.
But until then, the Hunters lead a struggling battle against the Grimm while the modern kingdoms suffer under corruption of all kinds, both to the benefit of darker forces who have horrifying intentions for the world.
Cue Ruby Rose and her older half-sister Yang Xiao Long, they are about to enter Beacon Academy after being approved by the eccentric Professor Ozpin Pine along with the heiress Weiss Schnee and the introverted faunus Blake Belladonna forming team RWBY
Ozpin has also enrolled a few other students and transferred others.
The former forming team JNPR, and the latter being Team SSSN of Haven Academy
Ozpin seems to have his eye on all of them, but what for?
Heavily inspired by CS Lewis's series The Chronicles of Narnia
Main Ships Contained:
RoseGarden
BlackSun
Iceberg/Arctic Water
Arkos
Renora
and some ships other ships
Also will contain unorthodox reimagining such as Adam Taurus(He's an initial antagonist turned good) and the White Fang and Jacques Schnee and the SDC with their Canon!Counterparts replaced with substitutes among other things
Currently the concept is in the works in a series of notes.
Details of the Emperor-Verse
Now I'm sure there's some questions you probably are all asking which I assume are the same questions as my blog
“Why are you using your Religion?”
Mostly due to it being a strong foundation, notably theology, for most of my stories, there are many strong foundations of storytelling, religion, history, you can even fantasize science if you put the imagination, time, and effort into it.
After doing some soul searching and listening to the Narnia books on Audible, it became another important element in making this au and I might include elements of CS Lewis’ Space Trilogy
This AU is set in my fictional Multiverse The Emperor-Verse which Narnia is implied to exist in, or I should say had existed in(its set after The Last Battle)
“Isn’t this kind of entitled and disrespectful?”
Disagreement isn’t necessarily malicious, and entitlement is not inherently bad if its your opinions and subjective feelings which people are entitled to.
Tolkien was heavily inspired by his distaste for how Shakespeare handled certain concepts, such as the Ents when he was upset and dissatisfied that there were no walking talking trees in the Enchanted Fortest of Macbeth, and the Valar Aule the Smith and the origin of the Dwarves make him something of an Anti-Prometheus
Not to mention Philip Pullman, the author of His Dark Materials Trilogy, made it out his distaste how CS Lewis made the Chronicles of Narnia and his overall beef with Christianity, and nobody seems to take issue with that.
I’m not saying the direction RWBY went with V3 or Pyrrha and the rest of the cast potentially ending tragically in some way or another is objectively bad, it was just not my taste
And I am not saying every normal RWBY fan/RWDE person who liked it is an elitist about it nor are all of them trying to insult me and attack me personally or say my ideas are bad
Nor I’m not trying to change canon or its “trajectory” , nor am I doing this to spite Monty, especially when I never knew the guy. This is a difference in handling ideas and concepts.
I’m doing my RWBY AU, which will most likely be revamped into an original story since it takes a whole different directions with the characters and world, but it's mostly because with post V3 and now in retrospect I saw what this world, characters, ships and other ideas could have been all in a story I believe is worth telling. And I was disappointed that it wasn’t.
I mean yeah it's also due to personal tastes and preferences and subjective feelings, at least I’ve been told, but I also try to integrate that in a meaningful way.
So I hope you all enjoy what I have to offer, which will most likely be put on AO3 and FanFiction.Net, and who knows, I might get a few artists to commission to redesign some characters or illustrate some scenes if anyone is up for it.
I’ll say this much, the powers(only a different season) that were meant to sacrifice Pyrrha’s life in this AU end up saving her along with other power’s saving the rest of JNPR alluding to dying and rising figures
Pyrrha “dies” as Achilles, and is reborn as Persephone
Jaune “dies” as Joan of Arc, and is reborn as King Arthur
Lie Ren “dies” as Mulan and is reborn as Nezha
Nora “dies” as Thor, and is reborn as Baldur
"Pyrrha and the rest of JNPR are based on tragic martyrs! How can you write a well-earned happy ending in your reimagined AU!?"
Me: *currently stuffing dying-and-rising figures into them like suitcases* Yeah and Pinocchio doesn't die, become a real human, and die again and Lampwick doesn't stay human and get eaten by a monster, yet here we are.
Woke: Make Cinder the main villain and being groomed into the Antichrist of my reimagined RWBY AU
Bespoke: Making Cinder a redeemable Black Widow type character for my AU enslaved to Salem(wicked stepmother), infiltrates Beacon as a teacher, gets close to JNPR who she has to kidnap, bonds with Pyrrha who pours out her heart to her, starts having second thoughts…
Oh and Roman is her “Prince Charming” and they becoming a cross between Lloyd and Yor Forger and Gomez and Mortica Addams, with Neo and Emerald as their little adoptive gremlin daughters and Merc as the son-in-law
If that’s too saccharine, call me Willy Wonka.
Team JNR and Oscar
A lot of people think that when Oscar joins team JNR that the name will change to ORNJ(Orange) but I think it will be JORN(Journey).
Ren is gonna be pissed.
With how the past few episodes have been and with how he's been uptight about his training he is gonna be PISSED next episode. Mostly at Nora since he is gonna think ' I was kissing Nora when I should have been keeping an eye out for trouble.". I just hope I'm wrong.
Visiting Mum's house for Christmas. Received a stark reminder of my days as a RWBY stan. Done with cheap acrylic paints on canvas.
Baby Mama AU
Now that Tifa won it is time to introduce her to rwbyverse, how will the crwby react to Jaune having a baby mama, what will Tifa response be to them, and what does their baby look like, because I have a feeling it’s a girl and she will be adorable.
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“Oh nice, they’re here!”
All of a sudden, Jaune seemed ecstatic and itching to be elsewhere. One moment he was in a study session of RWBYJNPR, the next he was out the door.
Curious, they all followed, a little taken aback by the sudden reaction. He just looked at his scroll.
“You think that’s his patents?” Yang wondered out loud.
“Oh dear,” Pyrrha gasped. “If they are, I’m not ready yet! I need to-”
“Relax, Pyrrha,” Nora assured her. “You look fine! Coco was checking you out just today!”
“Coco is checking her out every day,” Weiss threw in, voice laced with skepticism.
Sure enough, the seven followed the blonde leader to the bullhead docks. Though they didn’t see anyone like they could be his family, and if they were, then this just got awkward.
Jaune was, to the shock of everyone, kissing a brunette lovingly. Her long hair reached just past her butt and he form was clad in black leather. Sporty and free for agility, yet stylish.
Though this was perhaps not the time to appraise the mystery woman, but to ask important questions, like…
“What the fuck??”
That.
Separating, the two apparent lovers blinked at the group owlishly before turning back to each other and giggling.
“Guess we got carried away, huh?”
“Mm-hmm,” the pretty brunette with the red eyes hummed. “By the way, kids are with their grandma.”
“Oh boy,” he laughed. “Guess we’re not seeing them again so soon.”
“That’s fine by me,” she purred. “It’s been a while…”
“Uh.” The utterance of Nora snapped the pair out of it again, their attention back to the seven onlookers. “Who dis?”
“Oh, right!” Jaune slapped his forehead. “Sorry that I didn’t tell you, but I’m sure none of you would have believed me.”
“I’m still not sure if this isn’t a dream,” Weiss replied.
“So anyway.” He presented the brunette who proudly puffed out her impressive bust. “This is my wife, Tifa.”
“What!?” Weiss shrieked over them all. “But you flirted with me!!”
“Flirt?” He asked, cocking his head in confusion. Behind him, Tifa’s eyes opened wide before she shook her head chuckling. “I just thought that you looked lonely and wanted to be your friend.”
Weiss bluescreened, and the brunette stepped forward. “Alright everyone, I bet you have loads of questions, so why don’t we take this elsewhere?”
Nora: *Naked during the zombie apocalypse*
Pyrrha: *Looking everywhere but at her stacked friend’s impressive rack* Umm, Nora? Why are you naked?
Nora: *Cocks her hip and smiles* So the zombies can’t grab be by my clothes, silly~
Ren: *Head tilt* That... actually makes a lot of sense. *Looks over to Jaune*
Jaune: *Shrugs* It does. *Starts undressing*
Pyrrha: *Panicked horny surviver girl noises* *Covers her eyes*
THAT TF2 REFERENCE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Switch au
team rwby somehow manages to switch bodies with jnpr and im not explaining how or why
Jaune = ruby
Nora = yang
Ren = blake
Weiss = pyrrha
Pyrrha: "You wanna break up with Jaune? Why?"
Weiss: "I dunno, he's the kind of guy to get excited because he can drink from two capri suns at once."
Jaune, walking in and holding three capri suns: "Honey, you're not gonna believe this."
