Back On My Yappin Again - Tumblr Posts - Page 2

You've done it, you've won as an AO3 author, congratulations. That's the seal of approval right there, the golden ticket

Also they won at best username of all time. That's some legendary shit right there. KenMcwhoredick's mind

KenMcwhoredick has left Kudos on my fic. Thank you KenMcwhoredick👍

did you really make me find out not only that you were bisexual through tumblr posting but also that you use she/her as well as he/him through tumblr bio. i thought my eyes were broken bro. i had to check discord to be sure. when did you have this come-to-jesus moment?

Yes. Four days ago.

To me the act of coming out so overtly and seriously over and over again the more you learn about yourself truly overestimates how much people give a shit (they don't. And if they did you'd already know from the first time).

one of my favourite things in the world is when I plan a hangout w a friend/friends and on their way out they tell me "this was cool, I had fun". Like, gee, really? You mean it? My presence, and the activity I planned for us to do, was fun for you? That's so sweet, I'm gonna go home and cry now /pos

Who's Jones? And if he wants to go down, can it atleast be on me? Like cmon now, man

one of my old friends used to have a crush on this one guy in her class, then she got grouped with him for an assignment and realized he smelt like literal, actual shit. she stopped liking him after that LMAO. ig he was a decent guy, but just. the smell. this post reminded me of that story, so i thought you should know that you are not alone ✊️ stay strong buttfrovski 💪

no deodorant-wearing obnoxious guy in my sociology class sat next to me and whispered "im the rizzler.. i'm built different-" and it was the final push i needed to drop that class

You can really tell they made that movie thinking that was gonna be the end for South Park. Because it's just that good. It really would've been the perfect note to end the series off with.

(Not that I want the series to have ended that soon. It just would've been a stellar way to do it.)

the movie is genuinely perfect. it blows the entire series out of the water. the music if phenomenal, the plot is solid, everything about it is so good. it's my true love when it comes to this media. i like the show, but i love the movie.

seeing ppl in fandoms refer to having a "main" tumblr I always think "tf do you post there???" Like I post sp shit here but I'm also gonna post anecdotes and/or jokes. And then what else do you post on a main tumblr other than that?? Idk, I think my life is too themed around south park for me to get it.

But like, it's not like other platforms where your main is where you pretend to be normal. You're not, this is tumblr

"Oh my good gravy" IM WHEEZING THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER AGGGHHHH

Reminds me of this

dude he really needs to get those glasses...

and wash his hands

I know when people talk abt sad South Park lines/moments they talk abt stuff with Stan from You're Getting Old & Ass Burgers, and I get why, but I think a line that's really slept on is in Cash for Gold when Stan's Grandpa is talking about his old dog and says "... I can't remember what she looked like, Billy".

The rest of this post is just me relating and getting mildly angsty so if you wanna skip that go ahead, idc 🤷‍♂️

I think mainly why this one resonates with me so much is because I don't have a lot of pictures from my early childhood. So I only have a few (shitty) pictures of my childhood cat, and I don't have those pictures printed out or readily available to look at. I know I have them somewhere, but without them in hand, I barely remember what she looks like. I'll never forget the love, or some moments with her, but appearances fade quicker for me. Just like there are childhood friends I don't speak to anymore that I remember knowing, but I can't remember their faces.

So I have like 13,000+ pictures of my current cat because I'm terrified of her having the same fate. Just in general I feel this need to document everything, through journal or picture. I don't want to forget anything. But it all gets lost to time in the end, doesn't it, Billy?

Waitlists so long I may just have to become an illegal alien and go to prison to get those sweet, sweet transgender operations

Just asked my friend if they would do a matching brokeback mountain Halloween costume w me, pray for me y'all 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Me establishing dominance on the fly in my house by my whipping my head and arms around at rapid speeds to try and get it to stay away from me

(It's not working)

GUUUUYYYYYYSSSSSSS

The scariest costumes of all: gay people

Me and bro on October 31st 💀

Just asked my friend if they would do a matching brokeback mountain Halloween costume w me, pray for me y'all 🙏🙏🙏🙏

T-shirt that says "I can't take this shit (I'm constipated)"

It's weird growing up and seeing the people around me who are my age or maybe only a year older start making such big steps towards their futures. Some of my friends are off to college now, one just moved out into their own place. And my biggest achievement of the week? Stitching up the holes in some of my clothes without my stitches coming loose in the wash. Oh, and patching the one (that one hasn't had the wash test yet, but I believe in it). Yup. This is it. The stitches look like shit, too. Cuz I never bothered to actually learn how to sew. I just, do it. Taught myself as I've gone, and it just sorta works 🤷‍♂️.

I'm such an accomplished adult you guys (lying)

Someone on an art subreddit advised that to avoid any fear of AI replacing you, you should practice making art on things. Walls, bodies, canvases, wooden furniture, etc. So I tried to paint traditionally for the first time in probably about 7 months. And Jesus, I forgot how much of a chemist you have to be to do traditional painting. The order of every step is so crucial, you really gotta strategize and plan ahead. Especially with certain paints. No wonder I was always more of a pencil drawings guy with traditional, lmao

I don't think digital is easier, however I do miss having the choice of whether the colours will desaturate or mix with eachother when I throw them on top of eachother. Yk? You can be so nit-picky with digital, having layers, adjustments and all, traditional says "fuck you, this is the best you've got. Go with it".

This is getting waaaaay more traction than my actually good art 😭. I can't tell if this is blowing up bc it's just that funny or if the charpim nation just really came through here. If it's the latter, I can make some more polished smiling friends art if y'all would like! Regardless, my art tag is the first tag on this rb if y'all are interested in checking out my other art <3

Reposting this as its own post rather than a reblog bc the rb got no attention whatsoever and I don't want this stupid art to have been for nothing

I saw the vision

I wrote in Pim's accent cuz I felt like it made it sillier

Stupid bonus on the used tissue thing that somehow manages to look worse than the original

Bro's so mortified his head deflated. I feel like Pim would be a bit of a germaphobe, ngl

Deserved. Also, looking for a purebred at a shelter is craaaaaaazyy. Atp just go to a breeder. Breeders exist for the sole purpose of you vain, fake ass people. Cats aren't your models to show off on social media, they're living beings in need of love. Plus purebreds are usually incest babies who end up with health problems bc of it.

Hope the aesthetic pays off tho‼️‼️ /sar