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Imagine this:

*Batman brings a child wearing a mask and a colorful uniform onto the watchtower*

Child: *five minutes after being on the watchtower* BATMAN LOOOOVES DICK!

*Everyone in the vicinity looks over in wide-eyed shock*

*Everyone turns to batman and see him facepalming*

Batman: *looks up at the questioning faces and shrugs* I mean, he's not wrong...

*Everyone in the vicinity looks even more shocked*

Little do they know, that child's name is "Dick".