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more ffxiv incorrect quotes
WoL: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking.
WoL (probably using 20+ fantasias a month): My gender is in a constant state of flux.
Alisaie: I’m 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% gorgeous. Alphinaud: That’s 200%. Alisaie: I’m twice the person you’ll ever be.
Ryne: *eating a cinnamon roll* Thancred: Cannibalism. Ryne: *confused chewing noises*
Alphinaud: But what about WoL? Thancred: Don't worry about them. Thancred: I once watched them fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating their hotdog like nothing happened.
*The scion’s individual reactions to being told they're the chosen one* Alphinaud: I will not let you down. Alisaie: Sounds fun. Y’shtola: K. Thancred: No, I'm fucking not. Estinien: Do I have to be? WoL: Please god, I am so tired.
Estinien, new to the scions: That sounds like a terrible plan. Thancred, used to this shit: Oh, we've had worse.
Estinien: *is wearing silk pants for, uh, reasons ig* How does this look? Alphinaud: Like its slips on and off really easily. Estinien: Alphinaud: No, I didn't mean it like that- Alisaie: We know what you meant.
Estinien: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka. Estinien: *upends the bottle*
Alisaie: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. WoL, a dumbass: The cow?? Alisaie: What? Alphinaud: WoL, W H Y?
Alisaie: We need an adult! Alphinaud: Alisaie, you are an adult! Alisaie: We need an adultier adult! Get WoL!
WoL: What are amphetamines? Alisaie: Drugs that can go on land and water. WoL: Ohhhh.
WoL: *holds a gun out to Alphinaud* Alphinaud: I-I don't believe in guns. WoL: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
Alphinaud: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts! WoL: Eyy, that’s the spirit! Alphinaud: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
Allagan Node: Please enter a password. WoL: uhh... *types in Alphinaud* Allagan Node: Your password is too weak. WoL, knowing that Alphinaud thinks he’s weak: How fucking DARE YOU-
all of these really either fall on one end or the other of the wtf spectrum huh. nothing in the middle, either vanilla or batshit
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