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Nerdinabush - Tales From The Bush - Tumblr Blog
At this point I'm just waiting for a bedbug the size of a dog to punch a hole in my heart while I'm sleeping and finish me off.
I've got a bedbug problem right now and as I run the steamer methodically around the seams and nests I can't help but think it's comparable to what Israel is doing to Gaza right now.
How did you not add this tag
HE’S OLD ENOUGH TO BECOME PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 🔥🦅
(happy birthday markiplier :3)
This looks beautiful, I'm interested.
this is it, 335 pages in and i get to the part i set out to make the comic for in the first place
Comic is Death Becomes You
Talking to my coworker about my situation right now and she goes:
"Sounds like you're in a pickle."
To which I responded:
"My whole life has been a pickle. I was *born* into a pickle."
I don't think you can call cops extreme if the majority of em are like that, it's just baseline. It's insane that we've let this behavior be normalized.
I've been fat the majority of my life and it's like living with a 100 pound parasite that just kinda hangs out and makes some things difficult. You just kinda get used to it, but it's always in the back of my mind. I'm comfortable with myself, but I also don't want to die of a heart attack at 30.
Diet companies won’t tell you this but starving yourself is a lot worse for your health than overeating
This post is explicitly about being ok with being fat. If you feel like you have to eat less than your body tells you it needs to be skinny, please just be ok with being fat.
Pictured: The physical representation of heart burn.
(via Instagram)
Na, D.I.D and 30 of his 80 alts are cutters
Having a dad is overrated.
stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
One comes through my carwash and the guy is just the most smug piece of shit, some scammy URL across the front and back bumper, and he likes to talk to other bros about it in our parking lot.
You ever witness or listen to someone talk about their family interactions and just feel like an alien because you can't relate to how a healthy family works?
My mom was schizophrenic and she still knew my blood type.
amazing text from my mom
For 8000 years it has slumbered and now it writhes beneath the sand, awakening to gaze out onto the changed landscape and plan to return them to how they once were.
Literally just booted up my honour run, too bad I'm not using Asstarion
Saw this and I knew what had to be done.
I loved painting this one. It was truly a delight to create and I hope that shows 💚
Full process video over on my Patreon!
art by the.gauntlets
Dr. Huda Abu Khater's Instagram
gofundme to help them
I think education is the main problem with U.S.
We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious