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I have like, this cute idea of where there are 4 kingdoms. One is the Sweet Kingdom, Sour Kingdom, and Spicy Kingdom. All having their respective Kings, Queens, and lovely Princes. (I’ll probably think of more to add to this, but for now this is it).

We then have MC, who is Bland! Princess. One who will marry one of the four Princes.

There isn’t exactly like this huge plot I have in mind. But it’s still this small world I sometimes think about.

Dulcet

We have Park Jimin here. He’s the Prince of the Sweet Kingdom. He’s a pretty prince with pink cotton Candy hair. His cheeks are squishy like marshmallows, and has pretty milk chocolate eyes. His lips are as pink as a strawberry lollipop. His hugs...man, his hugs are soft like sponge cake, and an actual treat because he smells sweet like vanilla and whipped cream. Too sweet you can even taste it.

He’s gentle, and ever so loving. He’s quite shy, and has this pretty voice that MC quickly finds herself in love with.

He’s sometimes called Prince Mochi, while other times he’s Prince Marshmallow. He doesn’t mind, both nicknames makes his cheeks turn pink. Compliments make him all blushy, and have this sheepish smile for hours.

Picante

Ah yes, Jeon Jungkook is the prince of the Spicy Kingdom. He was born with a more raspberry color of red hair, leading to some teasing. He would have preferred it to be bright red like his brother, or dark red like his father’s. It’s said his lips are warm to the touch, and so is his embrace.

He enjoys to be outside. He’s wild in the sense that he is a fast runner, and quite athletic. Unlike Prince Marsh ( Jimin ) Jungkook isn’t so afraid to get dirty or climb trees. He also has like, the cutest smile. He’s hella strong, I’ll tell you that. But you probably knew that already.

He hides from MC for a while. He’s like some shy kid meeting new people, he once even hid behind his father when meeting her. Too shy to even glance her way. He would freeze up, and hide. His face all hot when she first complimented his hair. Something he was kind of self conscious about.

He warms up to her eventually though, and she finds him charming as the days go by.

Azedo

Did someone say sour? Is Kim Taehyung really the prince of the Sour Kingdom? You would have thought he was a mint chocolate prince from the sweet kingdom. But no! He is the son of the Sour king and queen. His hair isn’t as green as the sour limes that are always present in the kingdom. Nor yellow like the lemon that decorates the tea of the cup that he hands you.

You weren’t surprised to see him be so friendly to every other prince. Though you noticed that he and Prince Jimin have this tight friendship. One that is sweet and sour, one of the most delicious pair out there.

He has pretty pastel green hair, and is so bubbly. He’s immediately lovable. Like the taste of sour, hits instantly on the taste buds, so does his presence after meeting him. The thought of him is like when you think of a sour candy. Mouth watering, not because he’s...cute 👀 but because just thinking about him leads to never ending dreams.

Anyways! He’s a charmer. Always had the most strangest questions, and is simply so fun to be around. He’s also one of the easiest ones to befriend.

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Umami

Meeting King Umami’s son was...certainly an experience.

Kim Seokjin is his name, and he took MC out to fish, after just meeting her.

“You’re the Bland Princess?”

“Y-yes.”

“Bet. Grab this bucket, we’re going fishing.”

Literally that is how it went. They spent three hours on his boat, and caught what MC can only describe as the best fish she has ever had.

Tasty, and rich with flavor. Just like him. MC never understood why his hair was of a violet color, but it was certainly a one of a kind like the other Princes. Seokjin mentioned how it used to be salmon pink when he was younger. Who knows if he’s being honest, he’s never shown anyone his baby pictures. Besides that, did I mention he’s jaw droppingly handsome!?

His lips put others to shame, and are pink like the skin of salmon. If thats...if that sounds tasty. (To me it does!) His love for food makes MC wonder if she would even be fit to make him happy. His face filled with nothing but pleasure, when he tries the savory broth served at dinner.

He seems to be the eldest when meeting the Princes of this Tasty world, and always has some funny joke that makes the others wish they weren’t existing for a few seconds. His broad shoulders certainly look rich in flavor as well *wink wink*

Like said, he’s so casual when meeting MC. Though he grows a bit shyer when he starts to feel feelings for her...

From confident talker, to stuttering mess. His ears will turn into kimchi red, when her attention is all on him. Trust me, a total cutie.

Saline

Okay okay, hear me out. Salt Prince is not salty. Let’s just get that out of the way!

He’s tall, and his hair is pure white like the salt collected in this kingdom. He’s so calm with MC, talking about their favorite pieces of literature- until he trips on air and breaks a chair somehow.

Kim Namjoon, the Salt Prince or Prince Salt (whichever you prefer honestly) then starts to nonstop apologize, and laughs a bit awkwardly. All of this making him look unbelievably endearing. With MC, he’s also casual. It seems like the older princes are less shy than the younger three of this world.

He’s actually quite close to Prince Umami. Both enjoying the sea (they’re also neighbors) for different reasons. He likes to watch the sea. Look at cute crabs, and naming them. While Prince Umami fishes out almost the entire aquatic ecosystem.

Namjoon has this pretty smile, where you can see his pretty dimples. He’s always willing to land a hand to the other princes, and you’ve noticed a few times how Spicy Prince Jungkook looks at him with admiration...or is it love? 👀

Amaro

I know I mentioned that the younger three Prince’s seem to be shyer than the older ones, but Bitter Prince Min Yoongi seems to...either be too shy, or simply not interested in MC- at first!

He’s quiet, and he doesn’t seem that friendly at all. But boy is MC wrong. He’s got a sense of humor that could only be performed by him. Looking so dead inside when Prince Umami tells one of his classic jokes. And after seeing his blank face, he says “Don’t be so salty, Yoongi!” Which makes Yoongi just leave the room.

Though associated with the taste of bitterness, Prince Yoongi has some of the best coffee. And just like with coffee, he sometimes is seen with Sweet Prince. Both enjoying their preferred coffee blends.

His hair is pitch black, that shines beautifully when the sun hits it. He has such soft and pale skin, that makes him look delicate. He can play the piano, and was once caught by MC. After receiving her compliment, is when he kinda starts to have a conversation with her. He later offers to teach her how to play, and they start to have this love for piano bonding.

After becoming sorta piano friends, he starts to open more about himself.

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Bland Brother Hoseok

Mc is NOT an only child. No, she has a younger (only by a few minutes) fraternal twin brother, Jung Hoseok.

Yes, even if she was born exactly 7 minutes before Hoseok came out, she is still the eldest by time. A fact that Hoseok just has to live with the rest of his life.

Though older, MC is to marry one of the 6 Prince’s, while Hoseok will stay to be future king of Bland Kingdom. Yes, Bland Kingdom exists, but it’s not that luxurious like the others. Like tradition goes, Bland Princess must marry, and Bland Prince will take over the throne once Father can’t.

If Hoseok was not Bland Prince, MC is not quite sure what kingdom he would belong to. The thing about Bland Royalty, is that they can blend with the rest. Perhaps even better than anyone else.

Just like Prince Jimin can blend with Prince Taehyung to create sour candy, and enjoy citrus fruits together. MC as Bland Princess can match Prince Jimin perfectly. Everything about them will be sweet, just like he likes it.

But back to Hoseok, he’s a bit on the quiet side at home. Though when he is with friends he is more cheerful. More open to anything, perhaps that is his Bland royalty blood coming in.

Always trying to blend well with others. Looking to mix in to make everything perfect.

He’s not bad looking either. Pretty nose, and quite a sharp jawline if you ask me. Something about fixing his hair to show his forehead has many people staring a bit longer than normal. And I don’t blame them 👀 he looks handsome!

Blonde hair and soft looking eyes. Though he may be younger, he’s still MC’s brother, and he is quite protective of her. A bit moody that she is constantly going out to see these...these other MEN! Alone! Why is no one worried?!

He’d just roll his eyes when MC commented on how Sweet Prince knew how to dance so well, so delicate and professional.

Hoseok would just nod while thinking “I’m better though...” or “But can he do a backflip? No, right? What a noob” yeah those little childish thoughts.

He would let out a groan of annoyance when MC simply couldn’t stop mentioning how looking at the sea reminded her of Prince Jin, who was always ready to fish when he would head about her arrival. Or how Prince Namjoon would collect these cute shells for her to later choose which ones she liked.

So one thinks fishing is romantic, and the other is picking sea shells thinking that it’s romantic? Are these guys even worthy of having his sister? They all sound incompetent.

Pink Hair (Jimin), treats MC like some delicate flower. Which she is not, she is a strong woman who can fight for herself. He knows! Because when younger both used to sometimes fight and there were times where she would beat him.

Sour Prince (Taehyung. Hoseok hasn’t come up with a nickname for him.) Is too playful. He’s too childlike for his sister. If she ever wants to talk about something serious, will he be able to act like an adult? His sister needs a modest man. Not a child.

That Fish Guy ( Jin) just seems to care about fishing, and his boat. Are they more important than MC? They better not be. Not only that, but he’s heard that Fish Guy thinks quite highly of himself. Which is annoying.

Tall Salt (Namjoon) is...well, actually he doesn’t have much info on him. But to what he’s heard, he’s clumsy and gets too lost in books sometimes. He’s not sure if that’s necessarily bad, but if there isn’t much to him, then that means he’s boring. His sister should not be with a boring man.

Mild Child ( Jungkook ) who he feared of the most because Spicy people are to watch out for. You never know with who you’re dealing with when it’s someone spicy. It’s only after you bite that you find out the intensity. MC mentioned that the prince was shy though, and would hide from her.

Ha! What a kid! Yeah, no. Definitely not fit for MC.

Bitter Prince (Yoongi) also does not have a nickname. But Hoseok simply doesn’t like him. Not after MC came home all sad that Bitter Prince didn’t even want to see her. Who does he think he is to treat his sister like that? He dislikes him. He’s Bland Prince but even thinking of Prince Yoongi makes him taste bitter. Which is not good.

Of course, after a while he will go ahead and meet them. For now, these are his options based on what he’s heard from Mc, and others. His view might change drastically on the 6 potential partners for his sister.