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anyways, now im working on a bnha fic, bungou stray dogs fic and bullet train fic on wattpad, only god knows if i'm ever gonna post any of them any time soon since igcse's are like IN 9 DAYS T-T
MANGA BUDDđ¶ESàŁȘ !

prohero!kirishima x prohero!readerïżŒ
genre: smut, p with plot (kinda)
word count: 1.8k
warnings: MINORS GET OUT!! not proofread, dub-con (aphrodisiac pheromones), joke gone wrong, bunnyquirk!reader (like rumi), kiri has an abnormal dick (inspired by @makoodles dragon dick series), hotheaded reader gets drunk on c-u-m, bakugo slander bc why not, copious amounts of cum, mentions of drowning in cum, unrealistic sex, breeding, impregnation kink, cervix breaching (if only i could do this irl, sigh), creampie, overstimulation, and kiriâs dick is sensitive âČïž
+a/n: this was actually something iâve had on my mind ever since i read makoodlesâ dragon dick kiri. itâs just perfect and so addictive that i think i go back to read their dragon dick kiri works every week.
++ âeiji, would you like me to suck your cock for you?â

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manga buddies from childhood, you and kirishima were never the type to shy away from a manga, preferring to keep your heads submerged into the pages as you fantasised about the different worlds you travelled through manga to manga. kiri was the silent reader whereas you would admire the heroes in typical hero vs villain mangas, barking at the villains when they got good hits on the heroes.
you swore you would be a hero just like rumi usagiyama and not long after, kirishima joined you in the pursuit of your dreams. even after following each other to ua, you still would end up in either of your dorm rooms, one silent and the other yelling profanities at 2d fictional characters. you were his bakugo 2.0. maybe that was why you couldnât stand your best friendâs lesser best friend; he was just an extra.
you stuck with each other after ua, deciding to both continue pro-hero work with each other. you were his sidekick; the sidekick that would often be seen butting heads with ground zero in public after missions before being dragged away by an embarrassed red riot.
you basically lived with him, barging in whenever you wanted and sometimes getting tossed back out by bakugo. you would stomp your way into the penthouse after a stressful mission with two mangas in your hand, throw one at kirishimaâs face, and then make yourself at home.
âwhat happened this time?â he grumbles, tired red eyes following you as you stomp past him and towards his bedroom door, noting how your white bunny ears flatten down against the sides of your head.
you pause in front of the brown door and his eyes wince shut, dreading what youâre about to do. you pull your arms back, give a shout and then kick your leg out, demolishing eijiroâs 16th door in the last month. âyou have got to stop doing that, ___.â
âstupid fucking katsuki,â you mutter, struggling to climb onto a 6 foot tall bed that seems to always be hard to get onto when youâre angry. âand this stupid fucking bed,â you scream, thrashing about on the bed. kirishima canât help but smile at how cute you are. with your legs dangling off of his bed and your ïżŒdemonic yelling into his duvet, you still look so precious and adorable to the number 5 hero.
âhere, here, stop screamingâŠâ he pushes up on your thighs when you drop your legs, hating how good your skin feels against his calloused hand. kirishima also canât help but peek at your signature camel toe, eyeing the way the white latex clings onto your puffy cunt, defining your cute clit. his mouth waters. his eyes travel upwards to find your bountiful ass hanging out of your tight leotard; he loved how the latex sat snug in-between your ass cheeks.
your suit never failed to make sure he was trending the day after a mission for the big bulge between his legs.
âwho has a bed this fucking tallâŠ?â you grumble, clambering onto the bed. you donât notice the red eyes burning into your ass as you wiggle your way up, too busy smoothing out the wrinkles and crinkles on your cover of bleach. sitting up, you turn to face kirishima. âohâ youâre red.â
your manly bestfriend stares at you with wide eyes, cheeks redder than his hair, and a hard-to-miss bulge in his grey sweatpants. you furrow your brows and squint at the impressive boner. âdo you have a boner?â you ask, leaning over the bedâs edge to peer down at it. a bead of sweat rolls down eijirouâs temple. startled, he stumbles back when your head snaps back up. âdid i give you a boner?â
kirishima stands stiff, stupefied at your question. heâs a pro-hero that has to put up with the weirdest shit on missions and off missions. from cowardly villains asking if he could just use their mouths as a replacement for their punishment, to fans asking if they could get a picture of his asshole for their rendition of a more accurate version of his new merch dollâ heâs heard it all. but thisâ this question makes him shrivel up and wish he was six feet under.
ân-noâŠ?â he hiccups.
âdonât you hiccup when you lieâŠ?â
the way you narrow your eyes at him, raising your right eyebrow, like you do when you interrogate villains, and the way you scrunch your face up sends goosebumps through his body. heâs done for.
this time in a much more deeper, grovelling voice, he scoffs, âno, what? of course not!â lifting his chin, his chest puffs up and his jaw locks in place. even though heâs well into his 20s, you know heâs still attached to the word âmanlyâ and still frequently wonders if heâs reached the peak of manliness yet. you think he did ages ago. but you watch the heave of his chest stutter and the sweat roll down his temple (only to be intercepted by a quick swat) and you canât help but scoff.
âeiji, would you like me to suck your cock for you?â

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âmmph~!â
kirishima was disgusted by your question. so disgusted that he dropped his pants and released his weeping cock within seconds. to say you were surprised about what hid in your best friendâs boxers would be an understatement. how could you have not noticed it throughout your 23 years of friendship?
âglurk glurk.â
now, you were obviously just joking⊠but it was so hideously marvellous. with bumpy ridges lining his thick, pulsing purple veins and a swollen base that definitely would not be fitting inside of you, he was so different, so âh-hot~!â. you made the mistake of sniffing it. after that deep sniff, you werenât like yourself. it was like cupidâs nastier, ovulating twin had just hit you with her bow and now you were the one ovulating! with hearts for eyes, a leaking, soppy cunt for a vagina, and hentai, breastfeeding tits for breasts, you couldnât help but give it just one lickâŠ
âah~âŠâ
one lick turned into two, two turned into three and so on. but it was all just a new experience that you wouldnât be regretting later on⊠who knew that eijirou kirishima had a big, fatâ
âcooock~!â
trembling, his knees waver and his hands scramble to get a good grip on your hair, tilting your head back. you give him a dazed smile and whisper, âplease, daddy~!â kirishimaâs eyes almost fly out of his head at your plead. an unfamiliar, foreign rush sends hard, violent shivers throughout his tensing body. and then, kirishima eijirou lets out the most satisfied moan heâs ever conjured up in his 27 years of living.
hot spurts of white cum splatter against your face, almost hitting your eye. âfuuuck~!â your tongue lolls out of your mouth for a taste and, god, he tastes so sweet! you imagine what the insides of his balls looked like; similar to the oompa loompas in willy wonkaâs chocolate factory, there would be miniature yous stirring the white liquid with giant sticks, prepping it for your cunt.
you pant, grinding your latex-covered clit against your palm. the sight of kiri cumming is so fucking hot; his eyebrows are furrowed, his headâs thrown back and his eyes are shut. his moans are so melodic you think of recording them to use them as asmr to fall asleep.
but you soon notice that heâs been cumming for over 30 seconds now, and the evidence of his non-stop firehose is all over your face, suit and hair. you know that if you donât think of something quick, you would drown in his seedâ not that you mind.
like a pro, you close your lips around his cock and within seconds, your cheeks are bloated. you shuffle closer to him, taking more of his cock in, because what kind of best friend would you be if you didnât let your best friend use your throat? his cum fires down your throat and straight into your stomach for a good minute before he finally opens his eyes and, god, was he in for a surprise.
his usual demonic, rabid and hotheaded best friendâs stuffed to the brim with his cum. your eyes smile even though a thick string of his cum had flung over your right eye, your cheeks are blown out with his seed and your face is painted over with hot, white goo⊠was he dreaming? your eyes beam a hot pink and your pupils are hearts. theyâre oddly similar to the aphrodisiac villain kirishima fought the day before; the same villain that begged him to fuck their mouth. he thought he was able to deflect the horny assholeâs hits but now, he isnât so sure.
âoh shitâŠâ he whimpers.
youâre still swallowing whatâs left in your cheeks with that dazed, cum-drunk look on your face. kirishima knows that once the horny, aphrodisiac pheromones had left your system, he was in trouble. but⊠does he really have to stop here?
your lips slide off the head of his cock and you hold a hand to your mouth and belly, struggling to swallow the last portion of thick cum. âmmph~!â dropping your hand to cradle your full stomach, your mouth finally opens with a burp and hot steam slips past your cherry lips. âm-more, eijirou~âŠâ you moan, letting your tongue tease the head of his cock.
you donât want him to stop, at least in this intoxicated state of mind, so why would he?

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âplease, daddy, breed me!â you hate kids. âfucking impregnate me, knock me up, eijiro! please, i need it so bad! i looove you~!â you didnât love him that much.
this would be an afternoon to regret.
your legs shake and your eyes roll back as kirishimaâs mouth lolls open mindlessly. âi-iâm gonnaâ!â he doesnât finish the sentence before heâs shoving his entire 9 inches into you, breaching your battered cervix and emptying his entire load inside of your pulsing womb, leaving no space for any leaks.
youâre greeted with another toe-curling orgasm as he floods your inside with a sticky white and ruts into you like a wild man. âiâm s-so s-sorry,â he keens and drops his head to your shoulders, drooling onto you as he continues fucking his cum into you.
your eyes tear up with your mouth releasing the most pornographic moans but the littlest twitches of your hips and clenches of your tiny cunt have him crying out, pressing his hand further into your swelling lower abdomen and spurting even more cum into you. you can feel the obscene amount of cum pooling around where you two are connected, even though heâs plugging you up so much that you think youâre about to split in half.
with a firehose thicker than your arm, a fat knot at the end of his cock, and a scent that drove you crazy, your childhood bestfriend had ruined you for any other man. youâre so painfully full that your eyes roll into their corners and your tongue wags out of your mouth and your hips hump back up into him;just like out of a hentai.
âs-so full!â

âyou look pregnant already,â kirishima mumbles, rubbing a hand across his face. âwhat have i doneâŠâ
heavier, leaking tits, wider hips, and a âoh, iâm 6 months pregnant!â belly: you literally tick off everything on what a doctor would call âthe pregnancy criteriaâ. youâre lying on your back, cum all over your torn hero suit, and youâve finally passed out. he doesnât know how many rounds you went, or more worrying, how many times he came inside of you. if you really werenât on birth control, he would be in trouble. he doesnât know what heâs gonna say when you wake up and the dick pheromones are out of your system (hopefully).
but one thing he does know,
is that heâll be making regular visits to that villain from now on.

#manga buddies; fin.

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