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(in)correct Bnha quotes Pt.2 +:-:+:-:+:-:+:-:+: unstable villains

*at the hide out* Himiko : What cosmetic surgery would you do? Dabi: Totally my ass Himiko: For real? Dabi: yeah --silence-- Reader: Bitch , this face and body- and your ass is your biggest problem? －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Tomura: I have an ugly day Dabi: More like a ugly lifetime －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Magne: do you remember when you had that painful pussy cyst? Himiko: That was Herpes －－－－（・Ａ・）－－－－ Twice: Did any of you have a pet or anything? Dabi: I had a lizard that I burned (Spinner shrieking in the background) Tomura: I turned my dog into dust Reader: I have a living chicken tho *pointing at Hawks*

Prankster Reader with Class 1-A: because peace was never an option

CW: suggestive themes after the cut

🃏Putting a little dot-sticker on Iidas glasses, which looked like a specle of dust. Poor boy was trying to rub it off the entire time.

🃏A Classic: Switching up salt and pepper, which caused Momos teaparty and baking to turn into chaos.

🃏putting pink dye in Denkis shampoo when he claimed to be the King prankster of the shool. He rocked that Patrick Star look for weeks.

🃏Asking Shouto what would happen, if he placed hot oil and ice in his mouth at the same time.

🃏Placing Fake insects in the kitchen. Kirishima broke out a whistle note, when he saw the giant spider.

🃏Sneaking into the teachers lounge and asking Allmight nicely that you had important news for entire school. The gulable teacher announced them of course. Big Mistake- You started playing the pornhub drums intro and the whole facility whooped and laughed. Even Music Man lost his mind. The biggest surprise was, that you could bullshit your way out of trouble by saying "What is wrong about that nice melody?" .Cue Aizawa raising his eyebrows and saying it´s inappropriate. "But why, Sir? Where is it from?" -gaslight, gatekeep and boss around!

🃏Setting up an obnoxious alarm in bakahoes phone, after he talked smack about you. Him being absolutely flabbergasted when sounds of moaning and clapping started in the middle of Allmights class. Boy was so red when everyone and their mother looked at him. Noone, not even Midoriya, has seen him stumbling and cursing like that, when he desperately tried to turn his phone off.

🃏placing an Allmight themed thong in the boys bathroom and watching the chaos unfold. Everyone was side-eying Midoriya for days.

Hey love 💕, I have a little NSFW request. 🌚 a friends to lovers type thing with ProHero ShinKami and their quirkless bestie that’s feeling a little left out and kinda boring compared to their other friends. But she doesn’t know that they like her just as much as she likes them. Chubby girl friendly if you will 🥰

Hey bestie💕(do you mind if I call you bestie, term of endearment for me) I loveee this idea!! Hope you like it!

SN: Everyone show her some love. They make FANTASTIC content!💗

Santa Baby│ShinKami X Chubby Reader

Warnings: smut (creampie), cursing, (think that's it)

You never really minded being quirkless.

Sure, you were the subject of ridicule from your peers for most of your life. Even people with the most mundane quirks were sure to remind you of your place beneath them. But after some time, you realized that having a quirk wasn't all that it's cracked up to be, you could manage just fine.

You had taken a job at a small bakery in the center of Musutafu, and honestly, you were content. The pay was good since you had a lot of customers, and you had a great relationship with them. You were often told you give a more homey feel to the shop. With that being said, you often had pros come into the bakery for a quick snack and a small chat. Your favorites to talk to were Deku and Red Riot so far, but you were open to making new friends.

It was on a random Thursday, you had expected Red Riot to come in for his regular red velvet cupcake and relationship advice, but you were shocked to come face to face with Chargebolt. “Wow, Kiri sure was right. You are a cutie.” He says, sly grin on his face. Your face heats up, never having been flirted with so forwardly. “I, well- I,” “Say, what would a sweet thing like you recommend. I’m sure you have great taste.” He winks, satisfied with having flustered you. You swallow thickly, trying to get your words together, “The pineapple upside down cake was made this morning. We use fresh pineapples and cherries, and as a surprise we add a little rum.” You claim enthusiastically. You loved when customers asked for your recommendation, it always made you happy when they would come in and let you know how much they enjoyed the dessert. “Sounds great. I’ll take two slices.” While you prepare his order, you try to make small talk as you do with all your new customers, “I heard you say Kiri recommended me, are you two close?” “Yeah, he’s my buddy from high school. One of my closest friends. Are you and him close?” He asks. “I’d like to think so. He comes in twice a week and we do have our heart to hearts.” You say, moving to ring up his order. While taking out his wallet, he got a text from Shinso, telling him to come down to the agency for a meeting and you immediately recognized the sound. “Is that (Band Name)? I didn’t think anyone knew of them.” Denki immediately lifted his head. “You know (Band Name)? What’s your favorite song?” He says, smile creeping on his face. You were cute and listened to good music? Sign him up! “I really like (Song Name)! But I’m excited for their new album, the snippets sounded really good.” You smile, happy to have something in common with the hero. “I love that song! It really speaks to me, you know?” You nod and smile then let him know the price of his order. “I really hope I see you again, Mr. Chargebolt.” “Please, we’re friends now. Call me Denki.” He smiled.

Mini Time Skip

That day, Kaminari had told Shinso about you while they were having dinner. “And I made a new friend today! They're into the same band as me. They’re pretty cool.” Kaminari says. You had been running through his mind all day. He feels a bit guilty though, he’s in a committed relationship with Shinso! Had been for quite some time and he knows that he’s still in love with him, but he can’t help but feel a bit interested in you. “Really? What’s their name?” Shinso asks. Though he might sound uninterested, he was fully invested in how his partner's day was. “It’s-” Denki cuts himself off when he realizes. He didn’t get your name! He was so excited about the band thing that he never bothered to ask. “I- well, I didn’t get it.” He scratches behind his head. Shinso snorts, “Wow.” “But I’m going back there tomorrow so I’ll get it then.” He declares. “In fact, why don’t you come with me?” He suggests. “And why would I do that?” Shinso sighs, moving to clear the dishes. “I don’t know, I think you’d like her. She seems really nice and I heard this bakery has amazing coffee.” Denki says, knowing how to sweeten the deal. “Fine.” Shinso relents. “Oh also,” Denki moves to get the desserts out of the fridge. “She recommended this cake and I got you a slice. A reward for your hard work today.” He says, opening the bag. On top rests a small vanilla sponge cake with a sticky note attached; Just in case. Not everyone likes rum, haha. Enjoy! :) “She even gave me a little something in case I didn’t like the rum. What a gem.” Shinso laughs at his boyfriend's dramatics and takes one of the cakes. “Well? Ready to give it a try?” He asks, picking up a fork. Denki takes one for himself and they both move to try the cake at the same time. As soon as the cake hit their taste buds they knew; they had to get to know you.

Time Skip

As promised by Kaminari, they went to the bakery the next day and just like Kaminari, Shinso hit it off with you. They had a bit more time to sit and chat with you, so you made coffee and picked different snacks for the heroes to try. “Here you go, fresh coffee and as snacks,” You pause, turning to present them. “For Kaminari, you seem like a cinnamon kind of guy, so you get an apple streusel and for Shinso, I’m getting a coffee kind of vibe so tiramisu for you.” You say, putting the desserts in their respective spots. The pros look at their desserts astonished before Shinso looks up at you. “And what about you?” He asks. He hoped you weren’t ashamed of your size and didn’t want to eat in front of him and Kaminari. He was already starting to take a liking to you. “I’m glad you asked!” You say enthusiastically. “I’m trying a new lava cake recipe. So I’ll be doing a taste test to see if I’ll be adding it to the menu.” You move to bring out the cake, setting it on the table. It was a decent size and you may not have known it, but the two men felt happy that you were comfortable eating in front of them, and something that you hadn’t tried before? They’d get your raw reaction. When you sat down, you all immediately immersed in conversation, with them complimenting you on your skills.

Ever since that day, one or the other would come in almost every day. Sometimes they would come in together and you all would sit and chat. You really enjoyed the time you spent with the heroes and they were always sure to let you know they felt the same. Eventually, you built a pretty solid friendship with the two and over the course of a couple months, you became best friends with the duo. At first, you felt a bit weird about possibly causing a rift between the two, but after a while, you realized that if they wanted to make a pass at you, they would. But what you didn’t know was that they were secretly holding themselves back. There was not a day where you weren’t the subject of their fantasies, one of the only reasons they ever seem to get off these days. But they didn’t want to make you uncomfortable, they’d rather suffer in silence than never see you again. 

It was on the day of the annual hero Christmas party and your best friends invited you to the event, wanting you to meet their friends and live a little. You had worn a cute, Santa inspired dress with red heels and an adorable Santa hat. You wanted to really get into the Christmas spirit. Making your way to the venue, you had started to feel a little self conscious. What if they act differently around their pro hero friends? What if you embarrass yourself, how would you show your face to them? You shake the thoughts from your mind, heading inside the venue. You survey the area, trying to find your two friends when you feel an arm wrap around your waist, “Hey, pumpkin. Looking for us?” You hear a familiar voice say. Turning to look at him, your eyes scan over Kaminari’s figure. He was wearing a deep red button down shirt, black pants and a Santa hat similar to yours. Beside him was Shinso in a similar outfit, however he ditched the Santa hat for a more festive tie. They looked good, really good. But you shake the thought before it sticks. You can’t lust after your two closest friends, especially when they are already in a relationship with each other. “Yeah, I’m happy to see you guys. You look great.” You smile, gesturing to their outfits. “Us? I think you stole the show, sweetheart. You look adorable.” Shinso says, moving to draw you into a hug. Shinso wasn’t the most physically affectionate person, Denki can attest to that, but there was something about your figure, the plushness of it, the softness. He couldn’t get enough, he wanted to have his hands on you all the time. “Aww, thanks Shin. Means a lot.”  You flush, you’d never get used to how casually they throw compliments around, especially towards you. “Well come on, let us introduce you to everyone.” Kaminari says, grabbing your hand.

They introduce you to all of their friends at the agency, talking about their history with each person and telling you what their quirks can do. As you cycle through people, you realize that your friends are surrounded by interesting people every day and you’re.. you. And while you’re not bothered by who you are, you can’t help but feel a bit boring compared to who they spend their days with. Your mood begins to sour, and you want to leave before they pick up on it, but they know you, so when you tell them that you’re gonna leave earlier than previously mentioned, they know something must have upset you. “Okay, but if you don’t mind, we’re going to walk you home. We’d feel better knowing you got home safely.” Shinso says. You don’t feel like putting up a fight, so you just nod your head and you all head to your home. They had been to your house numerous times before, so they know what direction to go. “You sure you’re okay, sunshine? You haven’t really said much since we left the party.” Denki asks when you reach your front door. “Yeah, I just feel tired.” You say, brushing off the topic. “Bullshit, we know when something’s bothering you (Y/N). Don’t make me use my quirk on you.” Shinso says, half joking. He wouldn’t really use his quirk, but he really wanted to know what was bothering you. “Let’s talk inside, it’s chilly out here.” You say, ushering the heroes into your home.

You settle them on the couch, removing your shoes and sliding on house slippers. “Well? Spill.” Denki says, on the verge of bursting. “Well, are you guys okay with me?” The men look at each other confused. “What do you mean?” Kaminari asks, bewildered. “It’s just, tonight after seeing all of your friends and hearing about the amazing things you guys do, I can’t help but feel a bit dull compared to your other friends. I’m not really anything special.” You say, feeling embarrassed at having revealed something like that. What would they think of you? Your thoughts are pushed away when you hear a soft chuckle on the couch. “Sweetheart, you think we’re bored of you? I don’t think you understand the hold you have on us.” Shinso says, chuckling more. “What do you mean?” They couldn’t think of you like that, could they? Nodding, Denki speaks up, “You are so amazing to us, love. We love hearing you talk about what dessert you’re thinking of adding to your menu. We love the cute little messages you send us every morning, before we head out to work. We love being around you, probably more than a friend should.” He moves to stand in front of you. “We love you (Y/N). You mean everything to us. Please don’t ever feel inferior to any of our friends, in our eyes, you are the strongest person we’ve ever met, right ‘Toshi?” Standing and nodding, Shinso makes his way over to you guys. “We know this probably came as a bit of a shock, but honestly we couldn’t keep it in anymore. And after we saw how some of the other heroes were looking at you in that outfit, we couldn’t go another day without calling you ours. So, what do you say?” He asks. You are genuinely stunned, of course, you’d had feelings for the men, you had ever since they had first offered to walk you home months ago, and you couldn’t lie, you did think of them whenever you hand slipped into your underwear at night, but you were shocked. They wanted you the same way you wanted them? “I- Are you sure? I’m not-” Denki cuts you off by moving his hands to caress your face, “You are, baby. And so much more. Let us show you how much we love you, huh? Let us make you feel good.” He says, practically growling it in your ear. You nearly let out a moan at the close proximity, overwhelmed. “Please, baby?” Shinso says, giving you the final push you needed. You nod and Denki immediately devours your mouth, tongue sliding over your bottom lip, begging for entrance. You open your mouth, sliding your tongues together in harmony, letting him suck your tongue into his mouth. The scene is so hot, Shinso can’t help but to groan at his two lovers making out. Denki lets you go, a string of spit holding you together. Shinso turns your head towards him and devours your mouth with the same enthusiasm Denki gave you, however their tastes are different. While you got a more sugary taste from Kaminari, likely because of your desserts, you got a strong coffee flavor from Shinso, which was just as addicting. You separate after a minute, feeling hot all of a sudden. “Let’s take this to the bedroom.” Shinso suggests. You nod, motioning for the pros to follow you down the hall to your room.

Once you enter, you’re immediately picked up by Shinso and you gasp at the sudden movement. “Fuck, you’re so pretty baby. You looked so hot in this Santa outfit. We couldn’t keep our eyes off of you.” He gruffs out, moving his face into your neck to leave wet kisses. He sat you on the bed between him and Denki, both of them attacking your neck with kisses. You bite your lip, trying to muffle the moans that threaten to spill out of your mouth. “Don’t hide your sweet noises, baby. Let us hear you.” Denki groans, biting a sensitive part of your neck. You can’t help but to let out a moan, the pressure feeling amazing. “That’s our girl. Keep going baby.” Shinso groans in your ear, biting the lobe. He moves his hands to the back of your dress, hands touching the zipper when he asks, “Are you sure you want to do this baby? You don’t have to.” He says, giving you an out. You nod your head enthusiastically, you’ve wanted this for so long! “I want to do this. I want you both so bad.” You moan out when Denki sucks your sweet spot. Taking that as confirmation, Shinso zips your dress down, pulling it off of your plush body. The men groan, you’re as gorgeous as they thought you’d be. “So fucking pretty. All for us right, baby?” Denki asks, moving his hands to cup your soft breasts. You had gone commando under the dress, thinking that it sat better without any undergarments. “No underwear? You were planning to get fucked, weren’t you?” Shinso says, smirking when you avert your eyes from him. “N-no. I just thought it’d look better without them.” You say, embarrassed at having been called out so bluntly. “Either way, I’m not complaining. So ‘Toshi, how should we fuck our sweet girl.” Denki asks, pinching your nipples as he talks with Shinso. You gasp at the feeling, senses on overdrive. “I don’t know about you, but her mouth seems pretty lonely. I think I should fuck it, what do you think, pretty girl?” You moan at the mix of praise and degradation, eager to please the two pro heroes. “Please. Please fuck me.” You whine out, eager to get to work. Kissing your cheek, the pros move to get undressed. They move you into a position that allows them both to work you, Denki positioned between your legs and Shinso in front of your face. “If it gets to be too much, tap my thighs three times, if it’s too much with Denki, use the stop light system, okay baby?” Shinso asks, hoping you're comfortable. You nod, “Okay.” Once all is said and done, the men get back into position. “Ready?” Denki asks. Once you nod, the men push in, Denki immediately kissing your g-spot and Shinso hitting the back of your throat. “Oh shit.” Both men groan, feeling the warmth and tightness of your body. You swirl your tongue around Shinso’s length, contracting your throat to make it more pleasurable for him and clench your pussy around Denki’s length. “You feel so fucking good baby. So tight and warm and wet.” Denki sighs out, thrusting at a vigorous pace. “Her mouth feels so good too. You’re doing so good for us baby.” Shinso groans, thrusting further into your mouth, saliva coating his dick. “That’s right baby, fuck her nice and good for me. If you get her to cum before you do, I’ll fuck you before the night’s over. You’d like that wouldn’t you, pretty girl? To see Kami get fucked by me?” Shinso asks, grabbing his dick to slap you on the cheek. You and Kami can’t help but moan at his words, the sight briefly flashing through your mind. “Yes, daddy please. I wanna cum.” You whine, eager to finish him and taste his sweet release. Thrusting back inside of your mouth, Shinso groans at the feeling. “Fuck, rub her clit. Help our poor baby cum.” Shinso instructs, excited to see you orgasm. Heeding his words, Denki licks his thumb and runs it through your puffy folds, thumbing your clit and rubbing tight circles, thrusting harder and faster into your cunt. “S’good for us baby. So pretty. Cum, baby. Cum for us.” Denki moans, rubbing harder. The band in your stomach contracts, your orgasm washing over you in intense waves. “That’s it baby. Cum. Cum!” Hitoshi groans, turned on by your weak little moans. He cums after a particularly hard suck from you, shooting his load down your throat. Kaminari is the last to cum, but he seems to have came the most, his load painting your walls and gushing out the sides. He pulls out once he’s softened, pushing the cum back into your sensitive cunt.

The men kiss all along your body, working your body down from the intense high you had. “Hey, baby. How are we feeling?” Shinso asks, rubbing your sore thighs, and generous waist. He simply couldn’t keep his hands off you and now that he knew you felt the same way, he’d be damned if he didn’t indulge in his pleasures. “So good.” You sigh out, lazy smile making its way onto your face. “I hope you didn’t think that was it.” Denki interjects, head resting on your chest. “I still gotta get fucked by ‘Toshi.” He said, cheeky smile on his face. You run your fingers through his hair. You don’t think you’d ever get tired of this.