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Y/N: I need your help. I can't tell you what it is and you can never ask me about it later, but we're gonna hurt some people.
*Bonten men holding up their keys and grabbing their glocks*
Mikey: So who's car are we taking?
I can only assume the worse for the poor soul that ends up on the blacklist-💀
Ready to help
A small crack cenario with the bonten guys and you asking them for help for something.
contains: swear words, implied killing, guns and hopefully stuff to make you laugh 🙏
that panel of rindou still cracks me up he so goofy💀
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You see the door that leads to Bonten’s little gathering room. You open it and breath out a relieved sigh to see every one of them there. It’s such a rare opportunity when they’re here of free will and not cause of another ‘investment’. You sit down beside Kakucho at the round table.
“I need your guys help.” You say out loud for everyone to hear as you pull out your phone. You see everyone gather around the table.
“What would you like us to do?” Kakucho asks from your right side, as he leans towards to peek on your phone, curiosity written all over his face.
“I need help with this guy?”
“Guy?!” Practically all the men around the table yelled that out in surprise, in disbelief and in utter shock. You look at all of them in disbelief.
“What kinda guy? A bitch?” Rindou who was sitting on your other side, asks as he peeks onto your phone as well.
“Is it a embodiment of cringe guy?” Now it was the other Haitani brothers turn to ask.
“A guy from our blacklist?” Mikey speaks up and everyone looks away from you to look at him. And then looks back at you with grins plastered on their faces. You clearly knew what was going through their mind. Being on the well known dangerous crime syndicate Bonten’s blacklist is asking to be completely wiped from earth in way or another. And knowing these men, they won’t hesitate to make that happen.
As soon as they hear you sigh, all of them look at you in surprise and wonder. Why are you sighing?
“All of you..” you start off and they look like they’re listening intently as if you were preaching about only the benefits there is to beat ‘bad’ people up.
“Shut the fuck up and listen.” You smile widely at them. Not in humour but as to come off passive aggressive and hopefully threatening. There is no way you can threaten these men but it’s worth trying. And all of these men took the opportunity to internally swoon over your smile, even though it wasn’t one of your genuine ones.
“This guy,” you emphasize on the ‘guy’ which everyone not so subtly, look like they’re shuddering at the mere sound of the word. They really do wanna be the only ‘guy’ in your life.
“Asked me out.” As soon as you said that, one after one stands up, adjusts their expensive white shirts and cuff sleeves and loads their gun. And you see how Kakucho was about to snatch your phone away from your hold before you manage to pull it back in time.
“Sweetheart, I want you to give me your phone.” He smiles, not his usual gentle smile but the ‘listen or it’s consequences.’ one and it should be terrifying to you but it isn’t.
“No.” You sternly retort and everyone stop adjusting their weapon holster to look at you.
“Why not?” Takeomi asks, exhaling a smoke from his cigarette and one brow raised, looking at you in subtle confusion.
“Because you annoying men need to properly listen.” As you say that, Mikey shrugs his shoulders and nods his head. “Go ahead.” He says.
“We are listening now.” Mochizuki speaks up and you continue on with what you’re going to tell them.
“This guy asked me out and I need your guys help to reject him.” And as soon as you utter that, everyone slumps down on their seat, loosening their tie, unloading their gun. You swore you heard someone ‘Thank God.’ You look at all of them in amusement.
“Thank the crime syndicate your brain is functioning properly.” Kokonoi places his palms together as if he’s praying to whichever god in the ‘crime syndicate’.
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