Brain Hurts - Tumblr Posts
driving back to my dorm now… formulating so many zero day, elephant, and passengers posts… you guys will never believe how fast my brain is going…
Discovering a new subsystem is like:
"woah, who tf are you?"
"HI, WE DONT KNOW, OKAY WELL HERE'S ANOTHER 5 OF US"
"Oh- :')"
Like love you guys but where the fuck did you come from??
Sorry this probably makes no sense, we found a subsystem recently and just needed to say something to someone, in this case, Tumblr
Beauty and the Beast au is wonderful and perfect for bowuigi, but now im thinking about, like, the other Disney princesses. LIKE CINDERELLA.
So, like, its like, Bowser is hosting a birthday party for jr or smth (I could flesh this out later if I wanted too) and Peach and Mario and Luigi are invited because every one from every kingdom is invited to celebrate jrs squishy face. So peach helps luigi get dressed up cause they're besties 💅🏻 and MARIO IS NOT AN ASSHOLE STOP IT 🗞
So, they go to the party and bowser and luigi meet up and dance and kinda just hang out and chill, something happens idk, and luigi has to leave quickly
Glass slipper comes off
and because luigi was all dressed up bowser couldn't tell that it was him and so he has his turtle team go and find who fits the slipper, they find luigi and peach confirms it was him that night (best wing woman) yadda yadda yadda
Then they kiss and get married, The End 💜
Goodnight children, go to bed or smth