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Beauty And The Beast Au Is Wonderful And Perfect For Bowuigi, But Now Im Thinking About, Like, The Other

Beauty and the Beast au is wonderful and perfect for bowuigi, but now im thinking about, like, the other Disney princesses. LIKE CINDERELLA.

So, like, its like, Bowser is hosting a birthday party for jr or smth (I could flesh this out later if I wanted too) and Peach and Mario and Luigi are invited because every one from every kingdom is invited to celebrate jrs squishy face. So peach helps luigi get dressed up cause they're besties 💅🏻 and MARIO IS NOT AN ASSHOLE STOP IT 🗞

So, they go to the party and bowser and luigi meet up and dance and kinda just hang out and chill, something happens idk, and luigi has to leave quickly

Glass slipper comes off

and because luigi was all dressed up bowser couldn't tell that it was him and so he has his turtle team go and find who fits the slipper, they find luigi and peach confirms it was him that night (best wing woman) yadda yadda yadda

Then they kiss and get married, The End 💜

Goodnight children, go to bed or smth

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bowigi gay gay homosexual gay cinderella bowser x luigi GOD DAMN IT brain hurts im gonna go make a sandwhich fairy tail i guess maybe the slippers wouldnt actually be glass because in the og story they were gold but also like this can be whatever you wanna be so idk ill get to the other princesses too dont worry hee hee im actually histerical rn and struggling to type also broke a nail not related just felt like trauma dumping on yall 🙄💅🏻
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