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The Human Brain Is Stupid!

The human brain is fuckin stupid! 10 minutes after i get snuggled into bed. I have this conversation Brain: hey Glitch Me: yes brain? B: what if theres a snake under your bed? Me: there isn't B: but what if there is Me: trust me, there isn't B: ….buuuuuuuut!

This went on for another 20 fucking minutes where i moved my damn bed out the way to show there was, in fact, no snake…. fucking brains dude…

me: hey brain it’s like, 11 at night. and i’m pretty tired. do we think i could go to sleep ?

brain: nahhhhhhh better things to do !

me: okay. like what

brain: i’m not telling lol