The Human Brain Is Stupid!

The Human Brain Is Stupid!

The human brain is fuckin stupid! 10 minutes after i get snuggled into bed. I have this conversation Brain: hey Glitch Me: yes brain? B: what if theres a snake under your bed? Me: there isn't B: but what if there is Me: trust me, there isn't B: ….buuuuuuuut!

This went on for another 20 fucking minutes where i moved my damn bed out the way to show there was, in fact, no snake…. fucking brains dude…

this is bad and you should feel bad!

I need a new friend... i go to show my housemate something stupid... AND THIS BITCH IS EATING FUCKING PIZZA SHAPES WITH WATERED DOWN BBQ SAUCE.... everyone... please go to

@thestitchpanda and shame them for this... abomination (i did a taste test... its wrong and bad)

figuring out colors

My thoughts about Mass Effect 2 with a first time playthrough. (no spoilers tho this thread will contain spoilers as it is about stuff i'm doing in my playthrough and the big important missions) pt 3

So at this point. i have learned how to play my class effectively... and its both fun and boring. as a Vanguard, i have access to the charge ability. which allows me to target one enemy, teleport to them, punch them, and then i can pull out my shotgun. this is both amazing and bad as its great for speedrunning through a place (which can softlock you) and its bad because its lead to my death many times. however, its now at max level so now when i use it, i get a bit of slow-mo so i can do things better... and now it just feels busted. i would limit it myself but its literally so effective that not using heavily cripples my character. that being said. i do try to target someone thats on their own or low health targets but there are many people being a a corner alot of the time. haha. I also have now romanced Jack... i think... i had to look up a guide how how to do it cause i didn't understand if i had done anything wrong or what the trigger was. and i believe i got it all right. but for those not understanding what I'm talking about here's what happens, you need to do her loyalty mission, reject casual sex, not be mean to her, and then when she is confused about how a relationship would work with sheperd, you need to wait till you do a specific late game mission so you can have a time of romance with her. but none of that shit is clear at all. i have noticed something that greatly nnoys me now... there are times where i will go to ask a character a question, go for the next question, and its changed position with the other... its very tiny thing but its fucking annoying.

My thoughts about Mass Effect 2 with a first time playthrough. (no spoilers tho this thread will contain spoilers as it is about stuff i'm doing in my playthrough and the big important missions)

So this one is already off to a rocky start. as i'm using mods to better enhance my experiance, just trying to get a unofficial bug patch fix was already a challenge, I'm downloading everything from Nexus athe Unofficial community patch is 4 gbs big, it was a very slow download. every time i tried to download with the mod manager, it just crashed and broke at 2 gb's. too bad i couldn't just download 1 half and then the other half. thats not how mods work. following that, just getting used to how the game handles was also strange, i will admit i'm using an omni-key seperator mod which makes it so that instead of the space bar doing multiple actions, i can set each action its own key. onto the actual game, the story set up is nicely and we get a look into how things are different. (MAJOR SPOILERS COMING UP NOW) you die... and then you are brought back to life over 2 years of surgery by Cerberus. an organization from he first game that showed up for one mission and then fucked off. (END OF MAJOR SPOILER HERE) the game has 2 new hacking mini games which is a breath of fresh air as 1 is a memory game(i think this becomes easier the more you fail at it so there's no punishment for failing, which is alright) and the other is a match the image kinda game (however, the way its explained is extremely bad) there are also now some quicktime events to do depending on if you're a paragon (goodie) or a Renagade (baddie) and.... its never clear what they are going to do so probably best to get a quicksave before talking to anyone just in case. combat feels a bit more sluggish then the first game and kinda hard to see things. This game is alot more action heavy then the first one. i'm not exactly complaining about that but i did really like the first games handling of the RPG elements it had. i am still at the start of the game so i'll try and let ya know how that all goes tho.

Also i am using 8 mods at this time, the community patch (becasue it fixes alot of bugs and restores things, and corrects lighting in certain scenes), infinite sprint (because walking is too slow), screen shake remover (not as bad as ME1 but still bad enough), easy resource gathering (because i don't wanna have to grind all the shit), and weapon and armor stats (becasue thats easier then trying to work out things with words (or maybe they were actually there and i just missed it)) and a few others just to make my time a bit better. all in all, I'm very excited for this game, if only my wisdom teeth pain was gone so i could actually fucking enjoy the game now.

My thoughts and Opinions on Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League

its been about 24 hours play time and i have finished the main story, I'll slowly go over into the other seasons to see what they do with the extra characters and those and stuff. but for my thoughts on the main game... I'll say this, i got this while it was on sale for about $30 AUD and i feel like that was a fair ish price for it. my thoughts on the game can be summed up in that its not bad but its not good either, its just fine. nothing really stands out about it. now I'll go a bit more in depth in that its and open world shooter with lots of movement. the story is nothing to write home about, Brainiac is here, turns the justice league evil, you are the suicide squad, kill'em and then brainiac. each character has a mostly different way of being played. Boomerang just basically throws his boomerang and basically teleports to it (he does, he runs fast to it but it may aswell be a teleport), King Shark just has powers to jump far or high, Harley gets a drone she can swing from a grapple to points. and the best one being Deadshot with a jetpack just that just goes from point A to point B in a mostly straight line. each character can use 2 of 3 different guns but i only really play Deadshoot with an AR and sometimes a Sniper. there boss fights in this game and i only really liked one of them, being the flash where you get an area that's kinda small and have to be on high alert to find Flash and shoot him while he just throws a tornado at you. then there's superman who just picks shit up, throws it at you, uses cold breath, and brings in a super laser from space that's really easy to dodge. Green Lanturns was just boring as you shoot his shit and then him. Batmans was by far the worst fight in the entire game as its just one big health sponge and occasional jumping. and then Brainiac was a reskin of Flash... I'm not sure if its different each time but it felt really lazy, cause that fight against reskinned flash was boring. Hopefully you can see what i mean by its just fine. not good, not bad, just fine.

Everyone else had colorful hair, I got jealous 😘