Bruce: What? Absolutely Not Im Not Spending Money On A Social Media Platform - Tumblr Posts

this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes. lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok social media au bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad bruce considering: hmm. jason todd dick grayson bruce wayne lex luthor stephanie brown batfamily damian wayne tim drake batfam batkids batbros dc comics batman incorrect quotes crack i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭 the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded fanatical posting