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Tfw flipaclip decides to commit kermit jump off building and all of your projects you spent months on are now deleted

i am literally never going to sleep early ever again. tell me why i woke up at 2:30ish AM and immediatly had a seizure like WHY was that NECESSARY-

I'm so bored I Google how to be famous on tumblr. My mind seriously ain't working.

I gotta stop getting my hopes up every time something like this pops up man.

Within the same hour I discovered that Small Soldiers was possibly getting a “sequel” and had a cool ass proof of concept

… I dug deeper and find out the producers behind it are known crypto bro scammerslike dudes we live in the worst timeline 😭

Nooooo,

I’ve one chapter left

Then I’ll be done reading the series

nooooooo

the fact that in my school we can’t get leave when we’re done with finals makes me so mad LET ME GO !!!!!

They who made you, they made me, too. I see they can make us again.

Fav scira moments ?

Omg, I have so many.

I absolutely 100% love their rain kiss (all three of them).

One of the many things I really like about Scira is that they’re very magnetic, it’s like they pull to each other and then instantly connect when they meet and the first rain kiss really shows that:

the second one is really playful and shot really nicely and pretty sexy until it gets interrupted

and the third one is so angsty, like 90s r&b slow jam music video kind of angsty

can we also appreciate how much it looks like Tyler and Arden enjoy kissing each other?

Anyway.

I also really love when he watches her eat pizza because the expression on his face is of complete adoration:

I love the “I remember and I meant it” scene because first of all, Scott isn’t being flippant and is just like no, I do love you, Kira:

but also because you see the kind of effect that Kira has on him, he’s in pain and the minute she touches him, he stills, he’s relieved of that hurt:

The 5x04 forehead kiss because they went through some shit and they just want to decompress and what calms them down, what gets them grounded, what gives them comfort is each other:

Their “acceptance” scene:

because I know that Scallison had their own version of this when he transforms back into being fully human Scott as she kisses him and I love, love that scene as well but the Scira scene has a sort of tenderness and gentleness to it that’s unique to Scira, like their expressions are of wonder, Kira’s wonder is of this complete other side of Scott and she purposefully asks to see his wolf face and Scott’s wonder and awe is of the fact that she isn’t just accepting, she’s deeply moved by what she sees.

Their accidental kiss:

It was funny and it was cute and I liked how it was already habitual for Scott to peck Kira before they had that “are we boyfriend and girlfriend?” conversation and I love the subsequent kiss in the episode in which they both lean into being a couple:

When my guy literally jumped out of a moving vehicle and wolfed out immediately to have Kira’s back

and then when their reunion kiss with Stiles AND Kira’s mom in the front seats:

This sexy-ass makeout/sex scene

Them just sleeping together

Their moonlit dance:

Everything about their date in 4x11

Their angsty hug

His flippant-but-not-flippant I love you

Every time he calmed her fox

Their cuddle

When she gives him her tail, there’s a sense of eternity to that gesture

When he comforted her about her fox

and many more!

*none of these are my gifs*

Thinking about an AU where Jiang Yanli's "weak / mediocre cultivation" was caused by a horrific training accident when she was pretty young, in part to explore the tragedy and disability of it all and in part for the humorous "older relative casually drops wild personal lore that changes your entire perception of them" angle.

Like, Jiang Fengmian and Yu Ziyuan's firstborn child is a girl, which is not ideal in this deeply sexist world, but the sect motto is "attempt the impossible", right? It's not unheard of for female cultivators to lead sects and Yu Ziyuan wants her daughter to be the first female Jiang sect leader, to show up the cultivation world, and Jiang Fengmian isn't against the idea and wants the best for his daughter (although he probably doesn't want her to be a copy of his wife). So Jiang Yanli starts her cultivation training pretty early. There's a lot of intense pressure, a lot of expectation and projection and some arguments, and it all culminates in this poor child getting badly injured, with permanent damage to both her body and to her cultivation. It's a "no one's fault and everyone's fault" thing.

Jiang Fengmian and Yu Ziyuan quietly drop their plans for Yanli to become the sect leader and focus on a very young Jiang Cheng instead, which is easy in part because everyone expects the son to inherit anyway. A young Jiang Yanli is betrothed to the heir of the Jin Sect and this is basically never talked about ever again. General perception is that Jiang Yanli is a mediocre cultivator at best because she was born that way (she's a WOMAN, after all) and/or because her disposition is just too sweet and agreeable, and OF COURSE the son became the heir as soon as the Jiangs had a son. That's just how things work!

So, in an AU where Jiang Yanli (and Jin Zixuan?) lives and teenage Jin Ling is freaking out about some embarrassing and/or dangerous mistake on a night hunt...

Jiang Yanli, patting her son's shoulder: "It's going to be okay. You know, when I was a young child, I permanently injured myself in a training accident and could no longer become the Jiang sect leader, and it felt like the end of the world, letting everyone down, but it all worked out in the end!"

Jin Ling, whose entire 15-year-old worldview just got flipped upside-down: "...Mother?! What?!?!"

Dedicated to Hera

Summary: Jason is Hera's favorite hero and Medea's husband. When Creon offers his daughter's hand in marriage, Jason decides to go down the path his patron would prefer.

AO3/Ko-Fi

-_-

The palace of Corinth was buzzing.

For ten years, a hero had lived in their city. Jason the Argonaut, captain of the Argos, was known far and wide for his many deeds in his quest to rescue the Golden Fleece. It helped that he was handsome, with a charming smile and golden curls that resembled the Fleece that had won him such fame.

For ten years, a witch had lived in their city. Medea the witch, foreigner, was known far and wide for her many deeds in her quest to carve a path of destruction and chaos. It helped that she was beautiful, with an angular face and dark eyes that resembled the magic she used to ruin Jason's life in his home kingdom.

King Creon preferred the former. So did his daughter, Glauce.

So he had invited Jason for dinner. It wasn't the first time he had invited the hero over, but today was special.

Today was the day...

"Absolutely not."

Today was apparently the day Jason rejected his offer.

"Excuse me?" Creon said, sitting up on his couch. The hall had gone quiet, eager to hear what the wonderful hero would say to the king's offer. "You're...refusing?"

Jason sat up as well, his charming smile gone from his face. "Yes," he said. "Let me be honest, Creon-" Everyone flinched at the lack of title, of decorum. Jason slipped up sometimes, something he chalked up to living in the mountains and living on a giant ship for most of his life, but this was personal. "I would not have accepted your invitation if I knew you were going to make me cheat on my wife."

"Cheating?" He scoffed. "I would hardly call it cheating. I would call it thinking of your future." Medea had already gotten Jason banished from Iolcus, taking away his rightful throne. Jason's marriage to Glauce would grant him another throne. If he stayed married to the witch, the hero would drown. "Besides, I very much doubt you're actually married to that thing."

"Actually, I am married to her," Jason's eyes darkened. "In the eyes of Hera, she is my wife, and I will bade you to treat her with the respect she deserves."

Creon only saw a flash of purple before his daughter rushed up from the doorway she was hiding in, hoping to perhaps watch her engagement. Instead, she gripped her purple dress with white knuckles. "Jason, please. Think of your future," Her words were delicately sweet, and Creon's chest warmed. Any man would fold to sweet words and shiny, about to cry, eyes. "My father and I just want what's best for you-"

"And what about you?"

"...What about me?"

Jason leaned away from Glauche, staring her down. Creon had seen that look in soldiers' eyes before, figuring out how to best attack the enemy. "Aphrodite made Medea and I fall in love. Hera witnessed our union. Hera, beyond that, is my patron and the goddess of marriage." Glauce reached out, but he only let her slender fingers stroke his hand before he pulled away. "By leaving Medea and marrying you, I would be entrapping you in a cursed marriage. Hera is not fond of those who break their oaths." A cold breeze whistled through the hall as if to make a point.

Glauce somehow dared to speak, going, "But-"

"Think of what is best for you, princess, and forget this offer." Jason stood before Creon could figure out what to say next, to try and figure out how to make the offer sweeter. "Goodnight, King Creon, and Princess Glauce. I apologize for leaving so soon, but it is Tisander's birthday, and I skipped the celebrations."

He turned and marched out.

The servants would later whisper that Medea, the witch and wife, was waiting for him at the doorway to the palace, a warm smile across her face and a warm embrace waiting for Jason.

According to them, she had never looked more beautiful.

Don't you just love when it's almost 5am and you can't sleep so you put on a Playlist only to find out that you have bottled up emotions and those songs just hit a little different when your crying in your dorms?