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10 months ago

Goodnight Hatchetfield

Platonic Paulkotho cause Theater Nerd x Theater Phobia but one of them doesn't know shit about humans is funny

"Call me but love, and I'll be baptized. Henceforth I never will be Pokotho," Pokey kneels down on like he's proposing, holding out a bouquet of flowers on Paul's doorstep. Paul is holding his door open, very flabbergasted and simply responds "what."
"That was my proposal," Pokey says while wiping off his jabot (the frill on the front of a shirt). Paul looks down at him and asks "What do you mean proposal? Are you asking me to go see Romeo and Juliet?" Paul crosses his arms "Cause the answer is no." 
"No, I mean dating," Pokey corrects him.
"You and I both know you don't know anything about romance besides Shakespeare," Paul looks up at Pokey now as he stands up off the ground. Pokey is roughly 5 inches taller than Paul.
"And all his stories end in death."
"I wouldn't KILL you. . . maybe hurt you a little bit as an experiment, but only if you're okay with that," Pokey looks away from Paul slightly.
Paul raises an eyebrow, very unimpressed.

Goodnight Hatchetfield

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