But There's Not Really Anything Worth Mentioning Myth-wise About Him Yk - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
I love Aztec mythology because where else can this shit happen:
(Note that "you" doesn't really refer to a singular god, I'm using it as a replacement for the god's name in several situations)
-Your brother hits you out of the sky with a stone club because he was pissed off you destroyed humanity
-Your wife got seduced by Tezcatlipoca because he didn't want you being the sun
-You were just born and your mom goes "Woop haha your sister and like four hundred brothers are here to kill you"
-You're a fucking SNAKE that invented WRITING (no you don't have hands, don't ask about it)
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aztec mythology
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quetzalcoatl
tlaloc
xochiquetzal
coatlicue
huitzilopochtli
okay so Xipe Totec was not mentioned
and I feel kinda bad about it
I don't want to contribute to Xipe Totec erasure
the poor guy was already left out of being a sun
but there's not really anything worth mentioning myth-wise about him yk
he's not a prominent figure
just a guy without skin