I Love Aztec Mythology Because Where Else Can This Shit Happen:

I love Aztec mythology because where else can this shit happen:

(Note that "you" doesn't really refer to a singular god, I'm using it as a replacement for the god's name in several situations)

-Your brother hits you out of the sky with a stone club because he was pissed off you destroyed humanity

-Your wife got seduced by Tezcatlipoca because he didn't want you being the sun

-You were just born and your mom goes "Woop haha your sister and like four hundred brothers are here to kill you"

-You're a fucking SNAKE that invented WRITING (no you don't have hands, don't ask about it)

Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 6

Tlaloc: You're just dating Xochiquetzal to fuck with me, aren't you?

Tezcatlipoca: Nah, I'm dating Xochiquetzal cause she's hot. Fucking with you is just a bonus.

Tag games are so surreal to me because it's basically like a giant piece of art so many people helped create and it can branch off and develop into something complicated but still whole

Tag games are a form of art, fight me on it.

Like/reblog if Aztec mythology is underrated as fuck.

(also rb if you post about any kind of Aztec mythology. I need more of this content.)

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Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 16

Ares: Oh, geez, the doors are locked.

Ares: *Throws chair through the window*

Ares: Perfect.