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Ghost: I got a joke for ya
Soap, a little scared but curious: Wha’?
Ghost: What’s got two legs, bleedin’, and can be really mean?
Soap: … Wh. What?
Ghost: Zoey
Zoey right behind Soap: Johnathan “Soap” MacTavish, where did ya put my clearly marked box o’ me care package brownies tha’ said, “Pro’rty o’ Sgt. Zoey “Doe” Kilduff. Do not touch”? 🙂
Soap who accidentally ate all of them a while ago and does not want to die now because he thought it was a joke:
Zoey will forever be the golden retriever/doberman wife
Doe telling a joke to Soap and Ghost over the comms on a mission
Just a thought BUUUT—
Zoey “Doe” in this
And Simon “Ghost” internally
Because who would have thought the staff sergeant was secretly a hot alt girl
Soap: Wh— Lt, are ya cryin’?
Ghost tipsy trying to keep it together: I just talked to that really pretty girl over there…
Soap looking over at Zoey: Wha’, the hot alt lassie o’er dere?
Ghost: Yeah… I tried to talk to her just to… y’know get somewhere, and she said she was already taken…
Soap: …
Soap: Wait, that’s yer wife!
Ghost: What a fuckin’ lucky lady…
“Ya like it, Si~?”
Meanwhile Ghost as he is admiring his wife forgetting he was on a call with Soap:
Tried my take on Ghost without the mask
Gave him some gray hairs cause gods know that man’s been through a lot of stress
Work’s been kicking my ass lately, so I destress by drawing COD meme redraws
Did someone ask for a Ghost bod headcanon doodle?
Well now you did
New Ghost x Zoey art idea: them just holding each other, slow dancing kind of, in the kitchen and it’s raining in the background
but it’s got a bit more of a bittersweet vibe to it
And this would be playing in the background
I dare the COD boys to try and pry chunky Ghost out of my cold dead hands
POV: Ghost wanted you to see how drop dead gorgeous his wife is
teehee
Doe 🤝 Cleric
“We don’t judge.”
Also us:
If yall need an idea of what my Ghost is built like, this man is a perfect visual
Thinking of a Doe x Ghost wedding and now I can’t decide if I want her to wear a more Romani dress, Hindi one, or a Balinese one since she is part Balinese and has Hindi relatives on her mother’s side
Either way, Ghost is gonna be in awe with her dress
When you finally get around to writing out the main plot of your Ghost x oc fic during downtime at work
