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No mercy
Levi: Nooooooo!!!!! Mc: I took what you hear?! Levi dramatically waving his hands while holding his DDD: The result of the draw for the ultra-rare shadow lord figurine with his best friend harry performing the iconic Hi-five move is out today!
But somehow I couldn't be drawn even after I bought more than half of the tickets! this is the worst week of my life! Is not fair!
Mammom: calm down, I'm sure you can get another figurine, besides isn't that an exaggeration?
Levi: Exaggeration!? Of course a Normie like you wouldn't understand the gravity of the situation! This isn't the first time something has gone wrong!
Levi: to give you an idea of what a bad week it was, on Monday someone named @_Tw1l19ht broke my record in the Devilkart game......
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S/o: lying on her bed, in the dark of the night she holds a DDD with the screen celebrating another victory in Devilkart*
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Levi: .....I got banned from an anime debate group of my favorite demon!.......
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S/O on mobile reporting account @h3rr4_f0rev2r*
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Levi:..fourth my orders came all wrong....
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S/o changing color orders and changing game orders*.
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Levi: ......It's only on Thursday that I found out that my Akuzom account was hacked!.....
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S/o watching levi fiddle with the phone and seeing him logging in via cell*
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Levi:....yesterday I found out that "The Magical Ruri Hana: Demon Girl" changed his voice actor because the previous one had to take medical leave because he broke his leg! ..........
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S/o sitting on a park bench in front of a staircase that leads to a walkway in the shopping center, reading a book in front of her a couple of demons passes and 1 of the demons demon trips and falls down the stairs, soon there is a sickening crack. followed by screams *.
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Levi: .......you understand the gravity of the situation my Runi-chan is going to lose her precious voice because the idiot voice actor broke his leg! I don't even know why he decided to ask for a medical leave! what has the leg with the voice!!
Mc with wide eyes puts his hands on his mouth: Levi this is horrible
Levi: Yes! absolutely horrible and now this of all things happens! Is not fair!
Mammon says sarcastically: Wow, nothing you wish for is working for you, it looks like you've been cursed.
Levi: Whether it was or not I don't care I just want this shit to end!
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*Meanwhile in the castle kitchen.
Barbatos: Do you think that was enough? I'm sure master leviathan is about to burst into tears.
S/o:..... he still hasn't apologized to Mc...
S/o looking into her demon's eyes before turning her attention to the vegetable she was cutting, raising the blade she says: ...until then I will follow the motto sensei Lawrence
S/o punctuates while counting the vegetable: ...no mercy.
Gym.
Mc: you know Y/o I'm glad you're accompanying Beel at the gym!
Mc: with so much going on I feel like I'm neglecting him a little bit.
S/o stares at Mc*
Mc scratches the back of his head shyly: err... although he is not a fan of working out and such....
Mc waves his hands trying to appease his friend: It's not for nothing! it's just that Beel can be pretty intense.
Mc: Anyway I'm glad you decided to be his friend.
Y/o crosses her arms leaning against the wall in a typical pose*
Yes, I am
S/o speaks casually: you can come if you want
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At the gym*
Beel sweaty in a workout outfit doing barbell squats.*
S/o slightly sweaty sipping the water with eyes half closed, strategically close to the Leg Extension machine that is behind the ignorant demon, watching the delicious lunch from under the eyelashes*.
MC looking at S/o with heavy eyes realizing the real reason her friend approached the gluttony avatar.
MC communicating telepathically/with a bitch look at S/o: seriously?
S/o feeling the look, look at mc and reply in the same can: You can't judge
The game
* Angels presentation scenario. Luke😠 :........I am NOT a chihuahua i'm an angel!
S/O looks at the little boy and says in a monotone :....chibi-chan
Mc mentally facepalm*
Men:...
Luke😤 : I'm not a chibi!
S/o teases, still in a monotone:...Small and cute, chibi-chan
Luke: stop it I'm not a chibi! I'm older than you
S/o stares :.....
S/o: I'll stop this if you answer my question
Luke:?!
MC:!
S/o: if you answer correctly I'll stop calling him chibi, instead I'll call him luke-san...
MC:!!
S/o: but if you make a mistake, I'll keep calling you chibi and you'll have to call me One-san.
Simeon: lu-
Luke: done
Y/o: It's a deal then....
Y/o: what is the result of the combination of 2 numbers of 2?
men: .....
Luke 😡: What kind of question is that! I look like a child to you!! of course 2+2 = 4!
Y/o: wrong...
Luke:!!
Y/o: I never hinted that the question was a math question....
Luke:!!!
Diavolo: But s/o..vc asked the result of the combination of 2 numbers of 2.
Y/o: yes ..... but I never asked the sum of 2 numbers of 2 but their combination.
Y/o:...Luke you got the question wrong and now you have to buy it with a combination...
Luke: That's cheating! You can't do that!...
Luke: I refuse to do that!.
Y/O: I thought the angels kept their promise......
Y/o: looks like I'm wrong.....
Luke: we buy when we are not deceived-...
Simeon: now...now luke, a promise is a promise we can't go against our word.
Mc sighs* : Y/o he's already spent 1 attempts and if I remember well, two more, how much time does he have to answer before he loses?
Y/o: 3 weeks.
Luke: Wait, do you have any other chances?
MC: you agreed before even asking about the rules of the game.
Lucifer: game?
Mc:Y/o holds a question and answer game from time to time with 3 fixed rules....
Mc: each party must follow these rules, and act in accordance with the commitment provided...
Diavolo: Sounds like fun....
Mc: Not so much, it's common for her to actually do that....
Mc: she doesn't play/challenge anyone if she's not absolutely sure that the result is according to what she intends...
Mc: ....you should have paid attention in the context of the luke question...
Diavolo gets excited :seriously?! I would like to play....
and keeps looking in the direction of S/o:.... this game then S/o ??....
Empty space*
Luke: where's S/O?
Barbatos: I think it went to class as the bell is about to start
With these words the bell rings*
The invitation
S/o stares at Satan with poke face*
Satan looks back with a smile*
S/o him stares, looking into his eyes *
Sat Widens smile*
Mc finds the two staring at each other in the middle of the hallway*
Mc: ok what is happening with you guys?
S/o in a monotone: It's nothing
Sat in a gentle tone: Yes mc we are just entering an understanding.
S/o: yeah, there's nothing to worry about.
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Sat: I know it was you
S/o raises his eyebrow*: oh could you clarify?
Sat smiles: I know it was you who made those pranks.
S/o responds in a neutral tone: do you have any evidence to prove this accusation?
Sat: you are never where you should be and you always have an excuse when asked...
Sat: I also know that you have a powerful ally...
S/o:...
Sat: Your abilities interest me, and may well be used for the greater good...
S/o:...
Sat:...what I mean is that I want to use them for a purpose, something great that no one else has ever participated in...
Sat:...Rejoice that you among all of your race have the honor of being invited to this society...
Sat:...where few are chosen to participate.
S/o has tic in the eye * stares at Sat
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Sat: I'll leave you to your thoughts S/O, so please think very carefully about my invitation
walks by her and pats her shoulder*
Mc looks at this interaction*
Mc looks back at her friend with the look of someone who wants answers and nothing will stop screens*.
S/O Sighs, pinching the curve of her nose, anticipating a major headache.-
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league meeting
“Who did this to you?”
S/o could only hear the background noises, but she could recognize those footsteps even from miles away.
When approaching the spot They see her lying on the floor, she can barely distinguish shapes and colors, she knew him whether or not she could see she knew they were angry, and when they crouch to approach her, S/o can't help but to shrink.
They say nothing until one of her hands caresses her right cheek, and now they have his blood on her fingers.
??: "Who dared to touch you?" They ask, but tiredness was slowly pulling her into her clutches.
'this is bad' though S/o knowing that if he passed out now there would be a great risk of never waking up again.
They look crazy like they wouldn't have done the same to her if given the chance.
??: "WHO?!"
She couldn't speak, her jaw was broken and her swollen tongue wouldn't allow it, so she just giggles softly, a bold, painful movement, the taste of iron running down her throat and faintly aware of the scarlet liquid running down her lips, it hurts. so much so that she wanted nothing more than to close her beautiful eyes and let herself be carried away by the temptation of the unconscious.
They seem to understand and look up, looking straight at the source of her pain, the ones who would gladly hurt her in the name of their god.
That person directly in his eyes and with all hatred spoke the following words
??: "I hope you're satisfied with your choice because now you're dead."
The choreography
That day in the Elder's office*
Luci: "S/o I've been talking to Mc and the others and we've come to a consensus..."
Luci: "We know that the exchange program aims to share knowledge and culture, aiming to create bonds of friendship between the species of the 3 kingdoms...'
Luci: ''....and I applaud your strength and determination to fulfill these requirements by creating bonds with demons outside our family..."
Luci:...however, we fear that these bonds can be used and that those who made them may have an ill-advised intention.
Luci:" That's why we kindly ask that you avoid contacting them constantly until we can understand their true goals."
Luci: "Understand..."
S/o with a blank stare*: "Yes''
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Later in the house of mourning during a student council meeting, which S/o didn't attend thanks to the stars.
S/o had a video conversation with a mysterious person...
??: "So they forbade you to contact her?"
S/o :"Yes, I am"
?? *sighs:" How disappointing, just now that I managed to learn these moves."
S/o: "I already knew that this could happen, the members of this house are very territorial with theirs, in addition to their history with my ancestors it was clear that they were... uncomfortable."
S/o: "...that's why I took steps so that we can make that deal"
??: "Oh?"
S/o: "...I got the clothes and sent you your part this morning"
??: "So that's what was delivered?... I understand you and a well-prepared person, right?"
S/o: "yes, go get dressed so we can do this soon"
??Laughs*: "We are not prey, it seems that it is very anxious for that."
S/o Completely ignores it*:" The faster we do it, the faster I can regain my pride.''
*after dressing s/o put her DDD on a stand, dressed in twenties mafia outfits both sang and danced to Michael Jackson's Beat It.
The only witnesses were the ghosts and some little Ds who by oath could not tell anyone about that incident*