Checks Out - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

The group chat has decided that since I've only had one sexual relationship and it wasn't a very good one and I've since transitioned, changed my legal name, undergone hormone therapy and now had bottom surgery, that I have ship of theseus'ed my way back to being a virgin

The Group Chat Has Decided That Since I've Only Had One Sexual Relationship And It Wasn't A Very Good

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1 year ago

I just found this quiz and it’s, phenomenal

uquiz.com
A quiz for artists and writers to figure out the primary emotion they create from. 28 questions, 15 results that are about 150 words each, d

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2 years ago

was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

Was Watching This Video Of A Person Making Piplup Out Of Polymer Clay When All Of A Sudden Theyre Making????
Was Watching This Video Of A Person Making Piplup Out Of Polymer Clay When All Of A Sudden Theyre Making????

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7 months ago

OCD symptom i struggle with but don't see talked about a lot: inability to trust your own memory and/or perception.

as an example: i put my headphones in my bag. i say im sure they're in my bag, but what if i imagined putting them in my bag? i have to check, so i stick my hand inside and grab them. but then i have to check *again* because what if i just so happened to have another object shaped and sized exactly like my headphones that i just forgot about? so i have to pull them out of my bag and look directly at them to fully confirm they were in my bag

this is a fairly benign example but this also happens with other worse scenarios for me and it's. not fun


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1 year ago
pussyslaycatboy - what if we were two bugs sharing the same leaf

💯🙏💛🟨👍


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10 months ago

Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!


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10 months ago

the title of the last song you listened to is the epitaph on your tombstone


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7 months ago

(Lancer player) oouuugh big robots OOOOOUGHHH


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