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Nonhuman ape ratings

(this is done with comedic intent. I'm an ignorant fool. Don't trust me)

1: Orangutans. They're smart, but don't use it for evil. 10/10

2: (controversial) Gibbons. They're so underrated, there's the whole category 'great apes' to exclude them. Brachiation champs. Some hop sideways. 8/10

3: Bonobos. They're nice, but a bit associated with chimps for my taste. 5.5/10

4: Gorillas. They don't really have anything interesting. 5/10

5: Chimpanzees. Fuck those bastards. Give them the chance and they'll eat your fucking face. That's not hyperbole. A person had her face eaten by a chimpanzee. Both parties were at fault, but at least she didn't eat anyone's face. They take part in activity described as 'wars,' and they commit war crimes. They kill as many and as much as they can, then eat the fallen. If humans are space orcs, then chim-pan-fucking-zees are earth orcs. Ya know what I said about orangutans? Chimps are smart, and they use it for evil. fuck you/10

Hi, guys! We need your help!

So I'm from Germany and there is this really cool project called "Gut Aiderbichl". These people save all kinds of animals in all of Europe. They have lots of farms and other facilities where they bring the animals to and then the rescued animals can live there forever. Only problem: They live of donations. And now one of their biggest projects is running out of money! They saved 34 chimpanzees ... 34 lab apes! It costs 680.000 € per year to feed and care for the chimps. Gut Aiderbichl used to get financial support but soon this support will stop and they'll have to get the 680.000 € only with donations. I'm very worried that they won't be able to get that money and God knows what will happen to the chimps then!

You can find them on the internet. Please help and donate!