Orangutan - Tumblr Posts
there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”
Lack of art? Do you wanna doodle of something I’m working on, okay!
When they say nature heals its not false bc i remember one time i had a field trip and stayed in a hotel with my friends, one of them starts yapping of how shitty the room was and bc i cant stand her ass i turned on the tv and watched a group of orangutans playing in borneo
Nonhuman ape ratings
(this is done with comedic intent. I'm an ignorant fool. Don't trust me)
1: Orangutans. They're smart, but don't use it for evil. 10/10
2: (controversial) Gibbons. They're so underrated, there's the whole category 'great apes' to exclude them. Brachiation champs. Some hop sideways. 8/10
3: Bonobos. They're nice, but a bit associated with chimps for my taste. 5.5/10
4: Gorillas. They don't really have anything interesting. 5/10
5: Chimpanzees. Fuck those bastards. Give them the chance and they'll eat your fucking face. That's not hyperbole. A person had her face eaten by a chimpanzee. Both parties were at fault, but at least she didn't eat anyone's face. They take part in activity described as 'wars,' and they commit war crimes. They kill as many and as much as they can, then eat the fallen. If humans are space orcs, then chim-pan-fucking-zees are earth orcs. Ya know what I said about orangutans? Chimps are smart, and they use it for evil. fuck you/10
We need to show an orangutan an Olympic gymnast doing their routine I think they would love it
"Orangutan"
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Bornean Orangutan (Pongo pygmaeus)
Orangutan of the Month (October 2010)
An old post from 2010, but truly putting a smile on my lips ;)
Click on the link below to read about it ahha!
Me: Why do dogs, cats, otters, and even sea animals have stuffed toys and my favorite animals don't?
My favorite animals:
MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES ♡♡♡
PD: I know there are baby orangutan stuffed animals, but it's still not the same
Went to the zoo a while back and I decided to edit one of the photos I took lol
Just thinking about how amazing this Ape is :')
