Peter Jacobson - Tumblr Posts
im watching a show, and out of nowhere, taubs there? just as some guy??? wtf is taub doing in my shitty cop tv show from 2015???? with hair????
great fan of the gender he has going on in this movie
We know that the new cast members in S4 were basically auditioning for their jobs as much as their characters were, and i can't help but notice how exceptionally cunty Taub is in these early episodes
he werked his little ass off for that job!
b&w footage from "Ugly," featuring a handsome little trainwreck
(now can I just say. Taub is the only one who treats Kenny humanely and speaks to him normally and takes his priorities seriously and actually gains his trust?? Yes this man is a selfish weak-willed coward in almost every aspect of his life.. but he does genuinely give a shit about his patients and literally risks his job for that kid to get the surgery he needs. Sure he's a dogshit husband, but I'd want him for my doctor any day. Rant over, we can all go back to giving him wedgies and putting gum in his hair now!)
im gonna do this to him
He must be stopped
Elliot my beloved
petition for Barry Klemper and Elliot Springer (or undergrad Wilson and Taub, whatever) to be crossover boyfriends who steal each other's clothes sometimes
(images of RSL via this post 🫡)
computer.... show me Taub as an artsy little gayboy getting his face mauled by the twink of his dreams. please and thank you
(what did we do to deserve this gift 😭❤️🔥)
the neurotic little gay cryptid we all deserve
cunty taub has returned to us!
maybe it has something to do with the sassy shirt/tie combo? because he looks damn good and I think he knows it
Taub looking annoyed: a compendium
(compiled as a little nod to @onfirekittyturtle... you were right, yowza)
HE'S SERVING AGAIN!
(seems there's a correlation between the stripy lilac shirt and the appearance of cunty Taub... I think he feels pretty in it 🥰)