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6 months ago

what if 5x20 was called "𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 explanation" and instead of shooting himself kutner got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂


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6 months ago

TAUB?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

TAUB?? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??

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6 months ago

ive wanted to draw this for so long lmao.

Ive Wanted To Draw This For So Long Lmao.
Ive Wanted To Draw This For So Long Lmao.

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5 months ago

kutner is 🤏this close to dethroning house as the funniest character on the show

"congrats on your wedding. (leans in close to sedated patient to hiss/whisper) you have a rare and incurable degenerative disease"


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4 months ago

im gonna do this to him

Im Gonna Do This To Him
He Must Be Stopped
He Must Be Stopped

He must be stopped


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4 months ago

between ducklings polycule testosterone injections, big acrylic nails chase, and thoroughly dommed wilson, we are eating good recently. i thank you for your contributions to the house md hunger for fanart fund.

have you any interest in adding to your drag md series with dragified wilson, foreman, kutner, and/or taub? because now i'm just picturing miss diagnosis providing her beauty services to the rest of the men at ppth

Between Ducklings Polycule Testosterone Injections, Big Acrylic Nails Chase, And Thoroughly Dommed Wilson,

FUCK YEAH!! I present Kuntner and Forewoman (I give up trying to come with actual drag names for them) also thank you very much for true compliments (⌒▽⌒)!!

Trixie Mattel my beloved very much inspired Kutner’s outfit here :3c


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4 months ago

I really love how i didn’t read the (optional) part because lets be honest, they would have DEFINITELY made it a plot that Wilson cheats on his wife just to fuck with House

House keeps annoying Wilson about how he's definitely cheating on his wife. Surprisingly, he isn't this time. However, because House keeps being annoying, Wilson decides to screw with him by deciding (optionally: pretending) to cheat on his wife after all, letting House "sneakily" investigate and stalk him like always.

The big dramatic reveal is that Wilson is cheating with a man. Wilson is so thrilled by the whole situation because it's so scandalous and a level up from his previous pranks. He gets excitedly nervous about going on dates with the guy (because House might see them in public), his heart flutters when the guy visits Wilson at work and flirts with him in his office (totally just because it'll sell the image to House), he gets a boner when he's making out with the guy (because... House won't suspect that it's all a prank??).

When House discovers them, he wants to explode the other guy with his mind out of jealousy. This makes Wilson hornier for some strange reason.

Something something and then they kiss


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1 year ago

Thank you James Wilson for inventing gay people


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