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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

roses are red my sweater is gray but starting tomorrow...

ahh a classic. glad to see this on my dash. also another reason to kill cringe culture: it is HORRIBLE on people's self esteems to shit on them for the mere CRIME of enjoying something. life is too damn short. enjoy random crap.

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Great Elven dwellings of the First Age.

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg