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Wait I still have the original pictures so here they are:

Cocaine Bear

And Cocaine Bear 2
The character pictured is an OC of mine named Serena. They're my bbg. Also sorry for the bad image quality.
Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)
According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.
You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.
There is a cocaine bear movie!? I thought people were exited about going to see the taxidermy in the museum . :-/
'Cocaine Bear' rompe el día de apertura de $ 8.6 millones, 'Ant-Man 3' proyecta una caída récord para Marvel....

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´´Çocaine Bear´´,Proxima a Estrenarse en Peacock.

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'Cocaine Bear' rompe el día de apertura de $ 8.6 millones, 'Ant-Man 3' proyecta una caída récord para Marvel....

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´´Çocaine Bear´´,Proxima a Estrenarse en Peacock.

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The bear. It fucking did cocaine.
He was a bear
She was cocaine
Can I make it anymore obvious?








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