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2 years ago

Wait I still have the original pictures so here they are:

Wait I Still Have The Original Pictures So Here They Are:

Cocaine Bear

Wait I Still Have The Original Pictures So Here They Are:

And Cocaine Bear 2

The character pictured is an OC of mine named Serena. They're my bbg. Also sorry for the bad image quality.


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2 years ago

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.


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2 years ago

There is a cocaine bear movie!? I thought people were exited about going to see the taxidermy in the museum . :-/


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2 years ago

'Cocaine Bear' rompe el día de apertura de $ 8.6 millones, 'Ant-Man 3' proyecta una caída récord para Marvel....

'Cocaine Bear' Rompe El Da De Apertura De $ 8.6 Millones, 'Ant-Man 3' Proyecta Una Cada Rcord Para Marvel....

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2 years ago

'Cocaine Bear' rompe el día de apertura de $ 8.6 millones, 'Ant-Man 3' proyecta una caída récord para Marvel....

'Cocaine Bear' Rompe El Da De Apertura De $ 8.6 Millones, 'Ant-Man 3' Proyecta Una Cada Rcord Para Marvel....

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2 years ago
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.
The Bear. It Fucking Did Cocaine.

The bear. It fucking did cocaine.


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2 years ago
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
Cocaine Bear (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
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Cocaine Bear (2023) dir. Elizabeth Banks


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2 years ago
COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks

COCAINE BEAR (2023) dir. Elizabeth Banks


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2 years ago
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks
A Bear Did Cocaine!COCAINE BEAR (2023) Dir. Elizabeth Banks

“A bear did cocaine!” COCAINE BEAR (2023) dir. Elizabeth Banks


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10 months ago

He was a bear

She was cocaine

Can I make it anymore obvious?


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2 years ago
Cocaine Bear
Cocaine Bear
Cocaine Bear

Cocaine Bear


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2 years ago
Imagine, If You Will, A Bear On Cocaine

imagine, if you will, a bear on cocaine


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