Cod X Female Reader - Tumblr Posts

The ballad of Hamreader

Monster Cod x Hamantha reader

Art and song belongs to Jack Stauber, some of his lyrics will be in the story to match some of the scenes, the lyrics in the song use she and her but don’t get confused because the reader’s pronouns of course is up to you. Reader has one eye.

Y/n of course means your name and l/n means last name for those who don’t know.

Type: angst

Warnings: cannibalism?, blood, and reader’s death

Life’s extension lottery, kind to some but not to thee

Born with a rare and sad disease, she grew a ham where her head should be.

Y/n “Ham/n” (basically your name fused with ham, or you could make up a different call sign) l/n was a simple man/woman/person who would help her/his/their loved ones in anyway that they/she/he can. Y/n knew that they/she/he was a odd sight to see, a ham where her/his/their head should be is something no one really sees or experiences before. But then again in this world of monsters,hybrids, and humans she/they/he is just another one living on god’s green earth.

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie

Meaty face and a lovely eye

Her dream was to be a famous star!

But at the rate she was going; she wasn’t going fa-a-ar

Y/n wanted to be a war hero like her/his/ their grandpa was, to save the innocent lives in the rubble and to take care of them.

Hamantha, Hamantha

You were impossible to ignore

They always felt eyes on them wherever they go.

Hamantha Hamantha

So greedy we wanted more

She befriended her crew, he made many friends, for example roach. They made him a pink beaded bracelet with both his name and call sign on it, it also had silver roach charms on it.

Sometimes her and ghost would throw rocks as a game to relieve stress, sometimes they would make little goals to set so they could aim for it.

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie

Meaty face and a lovely eye

Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain

And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain

Y/n, was taking a break from training in the rain, sitting by a place to be covered from the rain, just reminiscing.

Hamantha, Hamantha

You were impossible to ignore

Hamantha, Hamantha

So greedy we wanted more

Y/n hummed to himself a tune, they heard footsteps approaching her. He looks to see a medic “Excuse me, the doctor wanted me to come get you. You see the doctor believed he found a cure and with the permission of the higher ups and of course you, he would like to try it on you.”

Got a call from the doctor

He had some amazing news for her

He just developed a cure

If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her

As soon as they heard this he rans to the medical wing, the medic trying to catch up to him. Her happy tears streamed as excitement only extended his stamina.

Burst out the door, she was beaming

Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming

Finally freed from her pain

But something else fell with the rain

Y/n then felt a sharp pain in her head, something pierced through his scull. The last thing y/n saw was the wet grass on the ground with some of their blood painted on it and heard the scream of the medic and felt the continuing cold rain drops.

She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty

Of the life which once christened her body

Ghost was outside in the ran, he stubbed his toe on a rock which caused him to curse and throw the rock away with pain and anger. He then heard a loud thud and a scream which he immediately ran to it.

He found you on the ground bleeding out and immediately helped the medic carry you in. As he carried you in he saw it, a glimpse of the sharp rock he threw. . .

He couldn’t believe it he hurt you, he hurt his friend, teammate, and the man/woman/ person he loved, the person he wanted to spend his life with.

Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie

Meaty face and a lovely eye

At her time of death

The doc said "time to eat!"

So he took a bite out of her face meat

Hamantha, Hamantha

You were impossible to ignore (La-la-oh...)

Hamantha, Hamantha

So greedy we wanted more

So much happened that day, an accidental murder, a doctor who was charged and sentenced to jail for eating his patient. Ghost never forgave himself even if it’s an accident and the Team members comforted him and told him it was an accident. You were a hero to civilizans, a friend to all, and a lover and partner to ghost. A statue was built in your memory. They all pray to your statue before leaving on a mission. Sometimes Ghost would sit next to it and eat his MRE there.

Soaring infinitely through space

Hamantha's soul was graced

With a glance of our humble planet

At which she was amazed

The news of her untimely death

Had spread out near and far

And through her soul, the truth was whole

The dream had crossed the bar

Hamantha had become a star

Hamantha was finally a star

Hamantha had become a star

Hamantha was finally a star

Art by @noroalia they did a wonderful job drawing this, it’s honestly amazing.

Pranking the 141 with your niece (Simon 'Ghost' Riley x F!reader)

Warnings: F!Reader (She/Her pronouns) (Sorry!!)

Word count: 1177

Thinking about reader and Simon pranking the 141 with your sister's baby. 

The 141 was aware that Simon had a lover but knew little further. Little comments under the Brits breath about the'missus’ when having to step out of the room from the buzz of his phone and when he slides a fresh container of home baked goods into the kitchen with delicate handwriting on a pink sticky saying "For you, and the boys <3" were all they knew of you. 

In all honesty, it was more than Simon wanted to share about you at first, but as time passed and he got more certain that you were not going to leave, he began to mention you more frequently. For the reserved soldier, it used to mean once in a blue moon, but now it meant more, and the boys ate up every crumb. Some more than others. 

“So… Have ye put a ring on her finger yet?” 

“Johnny, what’re ya on about?”

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

So, when Simon's phone rings again on an otherwise quiet evening, the men's gaze shifts to the Brit as he stands.

“The missus?”

“Aye, she’s here. You all can meet the two of ‘em.”

Soap and Gaz exchange confused and intrigued glances when the phrase'meeting the two' is said, but they remain silent as the Brit exits to go get you.

“The two of ‘em? What’s he saying, He got two lasses now?” Soap muses nearly as soon as the heavy metal door closes and moves to sit next to Gaz on one of the couches.

"I don't know; surely he wouldn't bring both birds if he had 'em," the two men say quietly before the door to the common area swings open and in walks a gorgeous-looking woman with a chubby little babe on her hip, followed closely by Simon. 

“... and that’s what I told her,” you finish, finding the two men’s gaze with a polite smile as you motion for your husband to set the baby bag down. "Oh, and do get the binky with the... Yes, thank you, my love.”

The looks of disbelief, confusion, and pride for their lieutenant exchanged by each of the men are nearly enough to break you, but you manage to stay in character, pressing a gentle kiss on Simon's cheek when he hands you the binky from the bag. Your niece babbles happily as she reaches for the binky, which settles her on the spot on your hip.

“Well, I didn’t realise just how far you two ‘ad gone with what little our lieutenant ‘ere has told us, but it’s wonderful to ‘ave you ‘ere all the same,” a new voice comes from the doorway of the next hall over. “You’re welcome anytime, love.”

Your husband's massive hand rests on your hip, a comforting touch that keeps you close and lets you know you're safe without being rough. "Thanks, Capitan, but she doesn't need to pop 'round too often." You roll your eyes, chuckling at the comment, but don't say anything, instead thanking Price with a small smile and nod.

As Price walks away, you return your focus to the two men on the couch; one of them, you suppose, is called Soap, is waving at the baby in your arms, much to the child's enjoyment. With a small elbow from the other man, Gaz, he takes his turn and waves to your niece, who giggles happily, earning a triumphant smile from the man. 

“Here, why don’t you two take the babe for a moment? I’ve been dying to see what pictures Simon has put in his room.” You say, taking the baby from your hip and placing her on the lap of Gaz, who takes the child, gaining another happy babble. 

“You two better look after my wife’s niece right proper, you ‘ear me?” The stern words make both Gaz and Soap look at the child, but before they can look up and ask for clarification, Simon has already whisked you away down the hall toward his room.

"Did you see their faces?" I've never seen a military man so shocked," you add with a grin as Simon guides you into his room, resting a hand on your lower back. "I did. "The both of 'em deserved a little shock, nosin' around my personal life and all," irritation sat heavy in the words.

"Oh, you know their questions come from a good place." You tilt your head up and step closer to him, the delicate touch of your fingertips smoothing down his shirt collar and relieving the strain in his shoulders.

“I know, but I don’t like sharin’ what’s mine,” he sighs softly as his hands rest on your hips, thumbs tracing circles on the exposed skin that is seen as the hem of your shirt lifts slightly when you wrap your arms around his neck. 

“Possessive, are we?” You tease, eliciting a little smirk from scarred lips and a little pinch to your hip. 

“‘Course I am; I thought you liked it too.”

With a playful swat to his arm and a roll of your eyes, you settle in to look up at him, a grateful smile on your lips. "I do, but you don't need to go off and ruin your relationship with the guys." "Though if you ever want to play harmless pranks on them again..."

This causes Simon's eyes to roll, and he shakes his head, brown eyes falling on you as if you were heaven on earth.

"What?" You giggle as his gaze sweeps over your face, causing a little blush on your cheeks.

“Nothin’,” a calloused hand comes up to your face to trace over your jawline before settling in to cup your cheek. “Just thinkin’ about what a grand mam you’d make. “You’re so soft wi’ your niece; reckon you’d be a proper mam with our own little’ ones runnin’ about.”

“Are you saying you want to start a family?” Your words are hesitant at first, but the truth in his gaze and his touch are absolute. “Have our own little family?”

"Yea," he says softly, slipping his hand up to tuck a piece of hair behind your ear. Taking a step closer, he leans down to brush his lips against the skin of your ear, sending a shiver down your spine. "You're gonna be a bloody gorgeous mam all full of our child."

"Simon," you whisper as his lips descend to your neck, leaving gentle, barely there kisses on your skin. "My niece.."

“Shh.. the lads’ve got ‘er, don’t you worry. She’s in good ‘ands; just relax.” Before you can retort, his hands slide down your waist, and you’re being lifted off the ground by strong arms that carry you towards his bed, eliciting a little yelp from you that in turn makes a smirk pull at his lips.

· · ─────── ·𖥸· ─────── · ·

"How long d'ye think it takes to show a couple o'photos, eh?" Soap says as he bounces the babe on his knee and turns to Gaz.

"Oh, I don't think it's just photos they're shairin'."

"Bloody 'ell."

A/N: I think I’m starting to get the hang on writing in accents but it’s still very much in the works! Also so sorry that this one is f!reader, most of my works are gender neutral or as much so as I can do but this one just ended up being feminine. Also also, come talk to me!! my asks are always open and I’d love to chat with some of you!!

NSFW!

♥︎ strictly 18+ ♥︎ p! twt links ♥︎ part 4 ♥︎

SIMON ‘GHOST’ RILEY… ♥︎

what better way to wake your husband up than to ride his cock in the skimpy lingerie he bought you

simon prepping you open before stuffing another of your holes full

riding simon in the rec room

sloppy head for your lieutenant

simon takes you to a remote cabin for your anniversary

elevator shenanigans w frat bf! simon

the mask stays on, even when your fully spread and squealing

JOHNNY ‘SOAP’ MACTAVISH… ♥︎

cuddles and sex

wearing your underwear like a ring on his cock bc he’s yours and only yours

christening the new house w some fun in bed

boob job for nerd bf! johnny

paying thanks to johnny for taking you on such a loved holiday w your mouth

johnny is a tease through and through

back shots w silly! soap

KYLE ‘GAZ’ GARRICK… ♥︎

spread your cheeks for kyle

squelching and slurping as he shoves his cock into your drooling cunt

sneaking into gaz’s bunk to show him some love

slow and sweet sex w big dick kyle

beach day w kyle ends w you on your knees

you and kyle are left alone in the car.. what else is there to do

clap them cheeks for gaz

CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE… ♥︎

price loves eating your pussy

john just can’t keep his hands (or cock) to himself when you wear pink

mafia boss! price takes you on his poker table

professor! price takes good care of his favourite student

any glimpse of pink and he’s feral

missionary w your older neigbour! john

you buy a pink wig… ofc he was gonna fuck you in it

been thinking of maybe making a tag list, pls lmk if you’d like to be added <3333

♥︎ p! twt links ♥︎ part 3 ♥︎

SIMON ‘GHOST’ RILEY… ♥︎

older bf! simon making you cum

simon’s uncircumcised cock

squirting for simon

your simon’s fav sweet treat

kidnapper! simon fucks u in the forest

simon showing off to the boys

simon just likes having sex out in the wild ig

CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE… ♥︎

john price is so good w his hands

slow morning sex w the captain

older bf! john takes you to a hotel

professor price milking your pretty cunt

riding your captains face

older neighbour! john busting ur door down after u send him this #real

yes john loves u in pink

KYLE ‘GAZ’ GARRICK… ♥︎

riding gaz in the barracks

legs up for gaz

gaz fucking and spanking his pretty girl

at home videos w gaz

gaz graces the gc w sneaky vids of u guys in bed

kyle was just so desperate he ripped your jeans

welcoming gaz home

JOHNNY ‘SOAP’ MACATAVISH… ♥︎

morning sex w johnny

soap loves his girl in red

soap and you at the pool oops

johnny throat fucking you

soap is a kinky bastard

sex w a view or two for soap

1000% send this typa shit to the boys gc

No comment. Just cumming.

♥︎ STRICTLY 18+ ♥︎ P! TWT LINKS ♥︎ PART 5 ♥︎

SIMON ‘GHOST’ RILEY… ♥︎

professor! simon fingering his favourite girl

showing simon’s cock the love it deserves

best friends dad! simon fucking you as his daughter sleeps upstairs

shoving your face into the mattress as he ploughs his cock into your tight little cunt

size kink galore w older bf! simon

mafia boss! simon fucking your pretty pussy w his glock

first thing simon’s doing when he’s back home

mid mission fun w your sexy lieutenant

head AND a boob job for ghost

older neighbour! simon showing you just how strong he is

sex w single dad simon

fucking gym owner! simon in his office

kidnapper! ghost punishing you for running away (tw)

CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE… ♥︎

breeding galore w dbf! john

babysitting john’s kids comes w plenty of perks

sloppy head for your captain

the kids are at school and you’re off the clock, so you and john can be as loud as you want

shower sex w john after you put his kids to bed

older neighbour! price comes over and manhandles you

shower sex on base

showing john’s heavy balls some love

childhood best friend! john eating your plush ass

professor! price fucking you before your parents get home

your captain has to keep you quiet as he fucks you in his office

soft and sweet moments w your captain

stalker! john finally getting to fuck you (tw)

kidnapper! john ties you up and pleasures you with his hands (tw)

JOHNNY ‘SOAP’ MACTAVISH… ♥︎

johnny fucking your throat and fingering you

johnny loves a pair of fishnets

sex w frat! bf soap

plumber! johnny fucking you in front of your bathroom mirror

you’re a whimpering mess as johnny licks your pussy clean

you and johnny cannot be trusted alone in a safe house

quick thrusts and hair pulling w your neighbour

practice makes perfect

johnny has one hand on the wheel and the other on your wet pussy

just curl up on the couch at let your bf do the work

showing mafia boss! johnny’s cock some love in his penthouse

yes johnny just loves getting his cock sucked by his pretty little gf

johnny putting your vibrator to good use

johnny making you leak all over his sheets

riding ceo! johnny in his office

kidnapper! johnny having some fun w his new girl (tw)

KYLE ‘GAZ’ GARRICK… ♥︎

gaz choking you as he fucks you

giving rockstar! gaz head after his show

gaz loves your tits

you finally let your hot roommate fuck you

shaking ass on kyle’s cock

getting his dick wet before bed

good morning sex and keeping it quiet

gaz mixing your juice in the back of the heli

soft moans first thing in the morning as gaz thrusts in and out of you

frat bf! gaz giving u a cream pie in his dorm

gaz is packing

dick so good, you have to be muffled by a pillow

kidnapper! gaz having his way w u sprawled out on the floor (tw)

STARTED A TAG LIST PLS LMK IF YOUD LIKE TO BE ADDED <333

TAGLIST: @popppylove @havoc973 @ficcharsimp009