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Phoebe: Yes Elise, I'll do it in the morning, have a good night....
Phoebe: Oh, what happened!? My head... Medulia: You finally woke up.... Phoebe: And who are you!? Medulia: I'll be you for a while, thanks to the hair I cut off..Ahahah! Phoebe: What? And what do you want to do!? Medulia: You're asking me!? Obviously your powers, then the book of shadows! Phoebe: And you think you can do that!? Medulia: I'll try!
Phoebe: OMG!
Medulia: Powerful spirits and magical black forces, crossing all barriers, I summon you! Transform me into the beautiful Phoebe! Mine shall be the power of three!
Medulia: Ahahahahah!! I succeeded!
Phoebe: You're crazy if you think you're going to succeed.... Medulia: We'll see!
Medulia: Don't try to escape, it's antimagic the cage!
Medulia: Hello Love, how are you!? Cole: Good thanks! How was your day!? Medulia: all good thanks!
Cole: He kissed me in a weird way.... Mah...
Cole: Phoebe...
Medulia: Uff!
Cole: Phoebe, are we going out tonight!? Medulia: No dear, I'm working tomorrow morning.... I'm going to the gym now....
Cole: Are you okay!? Medulia: Of course honey...
Cole: Paige, how do you feel!? Paige: Good, why do you ask!? Cole: Just so you know...Phoebe was a little weird...
Paige: She's probably just tired.. Piper: Hi! I saw Phoebe leave, she didn't say hi....
Prue: She must have been in a hurry.... Cole: In a hurry to get to the gym!!!?
Cole: Honey what are you doing here!!! (Medulia: Geez...) Medulia: I wanted to ask Prue something, but she's already asleep..
Cole: Let's go back to bed, you can deal with it in the morning....
Cole: Good morning Prue! Phoebe was looking for you last night.... Prue: Last night? Cole: Yes... She was in your room when I woke up ... Prue: How strange...Then I ask her what she wanted.... Cole: You know,yesterday when she came home from work,it was very late,and when she kissed me,it was a weird kiss,it almost didn't feel like her.... Prue: Nonsense, maybe she was in a hurry..Then she went out.... Without saying goodbye.. Maybe she's having trouble at work... Cole: Maybe.
Prue: Good morning,what did you need last night? Medulia: Nothing much, I needed some information, but I solved it.... Prue: At night!? Ok.. Everything okay? Medulia: Sure....
Prue: Good morning girls.....Night Cole found Phoebe in my room..I asked her what she needed, she was vague, she just said she wanted information but worked it out... Paige: Information in the middle of the night? That must have been important.... Piper: Maybe she's a sleepwalker? Prue: No no, Cole said she was awake.... Then she said yesterday when she kissed him it didn't look like her....
Piper: OMG, maybe she was tired.... Paige: A tired person doesn't change the way she kisses.... Piper: I don't know what to say or think.... Paige: I'm a little worried about that.... Let's look in the book to see if there's anything there!? Piper: ok, let's hope we're wrong....
Paige: Nothing that would help us.... Piper: Maybe it's nothing... Prue: But since when does she come into the room in the middle of the night for information!? Then the fact that Cole saw her as weird...No I'm not sure about that.... Piper: Do you think she could be possessed? Prue: I don't know...
Paige: I know, why don't we just fool her? Let's see what happens. Piper: I'll take care of it when she gets back.
Cole: Let's hope for the best!
Piper: Hi Phoebe! Aunt Sara called, she said she's postponing her arrival at the airport until tomorrow morning, can you pick her up? Phoebe: Of course, I'd love to. I'm going to go lie down... Piper: Okay, see you later..
Piper: Paige! We have a problem, follow me... Paige: OMG!
Piper: Prue... I tricked Phoebe..He's right Cole saying she's weird..It's not her! Prue: What do you mean "it's not her", explain yourself better.... Piper: I told her that Aunt Sara called to say that she's postponing her arrival until tomorrow morning, if she'd come and pick her up. Paige: We have an aunt named Sara? Piper-Prue: NO! Prue: Let's just stay calm.... We need to come up with a plan.... Paige: The trap for the demons! You distract her, I'll fix the crystals.... Prue: Let's hope it all ends well!
Piper: Phoebe, did you happen to hear from your aunt? Prue: I'm thrilled that she's coming.... Piper: Hopefully no demons will attack us.... Medulia: no, I haven't heard from her.... I'll call her tomorrow...
Paige: Here... Medulia: What happened? Piper: You tell us! Who are you!!!
Medulia: Damn.. He was right Phoebe.. You guys are up... Prue: Who are you? Medulia: What do you want? Medulia: Ahahaha! Piper: Answer me! Where's Phoebe!!! Medulia: You won't get any answers from me.... You guys will figure it all out..Ahah! Paige: The spell to see the evil..
Speak these words to enchant an object: Magic forces far and wide, Enchant these so those can’t hide Allow this witch to use therein So she can reveal the evil within.
Prue: OMG! she's so great! Half woman, half snake..
Piper: Half a snake? Prue: Yeah...No time right now, Paige, let her talk, Piper, look for Phoebe with the pendulum. I'm going to look in the Book of Shadows for this thing....
Prue: Here, her name is Medulia, she was a witch who fell in love with Cretan, but then betrayed him.... He to punish her transformed her, gave her the tail of a snake and pale skin, black eyes.... There is a potion to eliminate her... But we need her alive to know where Phoebe is. Prue: There's a spell to reveal her true identity! Paige: And then what are we going to do? Prue: We'll offer to make her human again in exchange for Phoebe!
Prue: Spirit guides, hear this call:     The true identity of the one who hides behind the person we     we call Phoebe to us reveal!
Prue: Spirit guides, hear this call:     The true identity of the one who hides behind the person we     we call Phoebe to us reveal!
Paige: OMG!
Medulia: Well..Now that you know who I am, what do you hope to get from me? Prue: I propose a Pact: To become human again in exchange for Phoebe... Medulia: It's impossible, there is nothing that can make me like I was... I've been trying for 135 years now... Piper: Yes, maybe you didn't look where you should have looked...In the Book of Shadows there is a potion... Medulia: And I should trust you? Paige: We are the chosen ones, if you don't trust us, who should you trust? Prue: Medulia, we don't care about saving you, we only care about Phoebe... So either tell us where she is, and then we'll help you, or I'll make the potion to eliminate you and hunt down all the demons to find Phoebe! Medulia: Ok, I'm in..But first you have to set me free.... Piper: No, let's go get Phoebe first, then we'll help you. Medulia: Ok.. She is in the ruins, in my cave.. Paige: Let's go get her!
Phoebe: Girls! It's so good to see you again...That snake thing locked me up here.... Prue: We know everything. She's at home, trapped in the attic. Piper: Move, I'm gonna blow it up.. Phoebe: You can't, it's antimagic.. Piper: Wanna bet? Move.. Prue: Come on Piper.
Paige: She would have blown up a mountain too!
Paige: As you can see we are back.... Prue: Paige, free her and prepare the potion....
Medulia: Sorry, I wanted to get to the book to see if I could become human again..Then your sister said there is a potion..Sorry.. Phoebe: You could have come to us for help instead of kidnapping me and cutting my hair! Medulia: You're right, sorry..
Paige: Here's the potion...I mixed it with the one that takes away powers..You'll become 100% human! Medulia: Fantastic! I'll drink it!
Medulia: Oh how beautiful! It's me again!!! Prue: And you are a beautiful girl! Piper: A 165 year old girl, but whatever....
Phoebe: Now your life is going to change... Be careful... Medulia: Sure... Thank you very much.. Sorry again Phoebe..I'll say goodbye girls....
Brain Drain
Paige: Anything?
Leo: I can't sense Piper anywhere.
Paige: Does that mean that?
Phoebe: No. He wouldn't have taken her if he wanted her dead. Cole? Oh my god.
Cole: I'm all right. I just found out that Piper's in the underworld, I think the Source has her.
Phoebe: The Source? A-are you sure? How do you know?
Cole: From another chameleon demon. I kinda 'squeezed' it out of him.
Phoebe: Well, we gotta find her. There's gotta be a spell in here somewhere.
Cole: Phoebe?
Phoebe: I saw the Source stealing the book and killing us, with our powers.
Paige: Our powers? How can he get our powers?
Cole: Maybe he's figured how to get them from Piper. Explains why he's keeping her alive.
Phoebe: No, but she can't give them up by herself.
Leo: Well, she can using the relinquishing spell in the book.
Phoebe: But we burned that spell three years ago, it doesn't exist anymore.
Leo: It does in her mind.
Phoebe: That's crazy. She'd never say it, she'd never give up her powers.
Paige: Even though she was kinda willing to this morning? I'm just saying.
Phoebe: Look, I know what you're saying but you don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry.
Paige: Forget it.
Leo: Maybe you and I should go down there, see if I can sense her.
Cole: Follow me.
Phoebe: Okay, there's a bunch or summoning spells we can try. Come on.
Paige: I thought you said I wasn't good enough for your little coven.
Piper: Paige, you are under a spell, you don't know what you're talking about.
Paige: I tried to be your friend, I even tried to play your stupid witchy games, but all you could do was complain about me and my stuff and how we didn't compare to your beloved Prue.
Piper: I've never said that.
Paige: Hmm, you don't have to. It's obvious the way you treat me. You don't even like me.
Piper: Paige, that's ridiculous, we're sisters.
Alaster: You don't have any sisters, you're an only child, Piper, you know that.
Piper: I'm gonna be so happy when I vanquish your sorry ass.
Alaster: You use it to explain things you can't accept. Just like your best friend did before she got well. Prue?
Piper: Don't you dare talk about Prue.
Paige: Here we go again. Saint Prue.
Alaster: You've never forgiven her from finally accepting that she wasn't a witch. You've convinced yourself that she's dead.
Piper: She is dead.
Alaster: No, she's not. We released her three months ago. She's recovered, she's free. Just like you could be if you'd stop fighting it. Accept the reality.
Piper: Let me out of these restraints, I'll show you some reality.
Alaster: I'm afraid you'd just hurt yourself again. I'm truly sorry.
Piper: Leo! Leo!
Paige: Ugh, will you stop with the Leo, Leo. You're driving me crazier than I already am.
Piper: Ughh! (Phoebe skips in, eating a cookie.) Phoebe, Phoebe, untie me, hurry, hurry.
Phoebe: All right, all right, stop obsessing.
Piper: I'm not obsessing. What are you eating?
Phoebe: Chocolate chip cookie. Not your best.
Paige: Got milk? Ooh, don't think so.
Piper: Just get me out of these things, we need to reverse this damn spell. (Phoebe gasps.) What is it? What did you see?
Phoebe: I saw the back of my eyelids, what do you think I saw?
Piper: Oh, no, Phoebe, not you too.
Paige: Hurry up, Looney Tunes, get me outta here.
Piper: All right, I don't know what the hell is going on here, but we've gotta get to the Book of Shadows, and since evil can't touch it, it's still gotta be in the attic. Right, right, right? Let's go.
Piper: All right, the first thing we gotta do is... Where's Phoebe?
Paige: Who cares?
Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.
Piper: For what?
Phoebe: Well, for flying, silly. Uh-oh, another innocent to save.
Piper: No, Phoebe, wait!
Cole: You can't hurt me. I'm the mighty Belthazor.
Phoebe: Stop it, he's not evil anymore, he's good!
Paige: Mmm, well, he sure flew.
Piper: Hi, stop that. Has anybody seen the Book?
Phoebe: I know where it is. I hid it so the doctors... I mean the demons wouldn't find it.
Piper: What? What is this? Oh god. You are nuts. Okay, I don't understand how a demon could take the book out of the house. Unless this isn't the house. Okay, I gotta get you two outta here, maybe that'll break the spell.
Paige: How come the spell didn't work on you? Hehehe.
Phoebe: Don't question the rules.
Piper: Come on, we'll go down the trellis.
Phoebe: What about Cole? I never get to spend any time with him.
Piper: Uh, we'll come back for him later. Come on, come on. It'll be fun. Hurry, hurry. Faster.
Alaster: Piper, Don't.
Phoebe: I think we lost him.
Piper: Wait a minute, everything looks normal. But this, this is wrong. We should go back and try to get the demon to talk.
Paige: I'm thinking he's not gonna be so eager to spill his guts.
Piper: Hey!
Paige: Piper!
Alaster/The Source: I believe she's just learned her lesson.
Phoebe, Paige: "Power of the witches rise, course unseen across the skies, come to us who call you near, come to us and settle here. Blood to blood I summon thee, blood to blood return to me."
Paige: Any other spells you can think of?
Phoebe: No. I don't know what else to do. If Leo and Cole can't find her... What is it?
Paige: Something that Leo said about the power-relinquishing spell being in Piper's mind.
Phoebe: I told you, she'd never say it. Paige, you don't know her as well as I do.
Paige: No, but I am getting to know the Source. He likes to play tricks on people's minds. I mean, god knows, he did with mine. He almost had me kill a guy, remember?
Phoebe: Yeah, go on.
Paige: Well, maybe that's what he's trying to do to Piper, get into her mind somehow. I mean, if that's where the spell is.
Phoebe: Then that's probably where he's looking for it. And if he can get into her mind, then why can't we?
Alaster: Easy, easy. You've had a terrible accident.
Piper: What did you do to me?
Alaster: You got hit by a car. The driver said you didn't even try to get out of the way. Piper, this delusion that you somehow have magical powers is going to get you killed some day.
Piper: Shove it. Where are my sisters?
Alaster: You mean your roommates. They're safe downstairs. Piper, how can I save you if you won't save yourself? You have to want to. You have to will it. Otherwise you just remain lost in this fantasy world of yours.
Piper: It's real, and you're just trying to confuse me.
Alaster: No, no, I'm trying to help you. Piper, your psychosis is based on the fervent belief that you're magical. But you know that's just an escape.
Piper: Escape? What escape?
Alaster: From some deep-seated pain, some terrible loss. Most likely the death of your grandmother. Which is, after all, when these series of episodes began. End your pain. You can do it. In one of our sessions you mentioned a poem... a spell, you called it. One that relinquishes the magical powers you think you have.
Piper: No. Go away.
Alaster: Say the spell, Piper. It'll free you, I promise you. It'll release you from all the, the crippling delusions you have.
Piper: Get out. Get away from me, get out!
Alaster: You have the power to give yourself the life you've always wanted. (He walks to the door.) All you have to do is stop putting the illusion of being a witch in front of it.
Piper: Leo. Leo, where are you?
Cole:Â Leo.
Leo: She's hurt.
Cole: Where is she?
Leo: I don't know, I can't get an exact reading.
Cole: Try harder.
Leo: I can't. The Source must have learned from last time, he's blocking Piper's signal.
Cole: Well, we have to find the Source.
Leo: How are we gonna do that?
Cole: There's only one way.
Leo: Cole.
Leo: Hey.
Piper: Leo. Heal me, please.
Leo: This ought to help.
Piper: No, not with that, with your powers.
Leo: If I had powers, honey, I would use them. You know that I would.
Leo: It kills me to see you like this. What?
Piper: White lights. I see white lights all around you.
Leo: That's the painkiller.
Piper: No, you're my Whitelighter.
Leo: Dr. Alaster says there's a way for you to get better. Is that true?
Piper: I-I don't...
Leo: If it were then we can be together. We wouldn't have to keep sneaking around, breaking the rules.
Piper: Rules? But we're married.
Leo: No, only in your fantasy world. But it doesn't have to be that way. If you were to get better, then we could be married for real. And have that little girl that you've been dreaming about in the future. Come on, I wanna show you something.
Oracle: What are you doing here? Leave now.
Bounty #1: I don't think so.
Bounty #2: Tell the Source we've captured Belthazor.
Oracle: Leave him. I'll make sure you get the credit.
Bounty #2: We're not going without our bounty.
Oracle: Then you'll wait.
Alaster/The Source: I have a surprise for you, Piper.
Alaster: One that I think will help you.
Leo: You see, there's magic in the real world too.
Alaster: Your friends have come to visit you.
Becca: Piper, how are you?
Piper: Becca?
Becca: It's so good to see you again, we've missed you.
Wendy: We've got so much to catch up on.
Piper: Wendy, when did you have your baby?
Wendy: Just after the shower. Don't you remember? Do you wanna hold her? Here. Isn't the outfit you bought her just adorable?
Becca: What's the matter, honey? Why are you crying?
Alaster: I think it's probably best if you all go now.
Becca: But we just got here. And everyone's so excited to finally see her again.
Alaster: I'm sorry. You understand.
Leo: You can have this life, Piper. We can have it together. You already know how to get it for us. It's the only way you'll ever get out of here. To free yourself once and for all, to free us.
Piper: The spell.
Leo: Yes. The spell. Try to remember it. Exactly.
Paige: Are we sure we wanna do this?
Phoebe: This was your idea, remember?
Paige: Well, in the abstract, yeah, but, uh, I have enough trouble being in my head let alone someone else's.
Phoebe: Well, our minds won't actually be in Piper's body, just our consciousness. Kinda like astral projection.
Paige: Okay, so the spell gets us into her head. What about after that?
Phoebe: We use the reversal spell to get us out. Are you ready? I'm not about to lose another sister. And neither are you.
Phoebe, Paige: "Life to life and mind to mind, our spirits now will intertwine; We meld our souls and journey to, the one whose thoughts we wish we knew."
Phoebe: I think it worked.
Paige: Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head.
Phoebe: Piper. Piper. We're gonna get you outta here. Okay, I have the spell.
Piper: No, no more spells.
Phoebe: Piper, honey, it's us, it's your sisters.
Piper: I don't have any sisters. Go away, leave me alone!
Alaster: You're too late. Her nightmare's about to end.
Alaster: Keep 'em here. I want them to witness this. They're no threat. Their powers don't work here.
Paige: Oh, yeah? Spell! Ow!
Alaster: Pain, however, you do feel. And will, after she recites the spell thrice. Once for each of your powers.
Phoebe: Leo. Help Piper, get her outta here.
Alaster: Yes, Leo, by all means.
Leo: It's okay. Piper, honey, just say the words and everything will be all right.
Paige: No!
Piper: "From whence they came return them now..."
Phoebe: Piper, don't! Please, Piper, don't.
Piper: "Vanish the words, vanish our powers..."
Paige: Don't trust them, they're trying to steal our powers!
Alaster: Don't listen to them.
Leo: They're still delusional.
Alaster: You're not.
Leo: Not anymore.
Alaster: Just two more times.
Alaster: You'll set yourself free. Say the spell, Piper. You know you want to.
Leo: Come on, Cole, wake up. How you doing? Cole, hurry up, wake up.
Oracle:Finish this, you're in danger.
Leo: Piper.
Piper: "Vanish our powers."
Alaster: One last time.
Phoebe: Now!
Oracle: Break the connection or he'll kill you!
Alaster: I told you, you're too late.
Oracle: No!
Phoebe: Piper, please, don't do this. Our magic is a gift. You can't just throw it away.
Piper: "From whence they came, return them now."
Leo: Piper, don't. (He goes over to her.) Listen to your sisters, trust them. Trust me, don't say the spell, don't relinquish your powers.
Piper:Â Are you really my husband?
Leo: Yes.
Piper: And that would make you two really my sisters.
Phoebe: Whether you like it or not.
Piper: And so that demon is gone? Thank god, because that guy was freaking me out.
Paige: Whattaya say we, uh, click our heals and get out of this crazy joint? Uh, no offense.
Piper: That's okay. My life has always been a little crazy.
Phoebe: Is something wrong?
Piper: No, everything is just right.
Paige: Except for my chair.
Piper: Yeah, which, um, I'll actually pay to replace.
Paige: Oh, god, no, it's not your fault. Or is it?
Piper: Actually, yeah, it was. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house and in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it but...
Paige: Nah, it wasn't my favourite chair anyway. Besides, it's actually kinda good to know that I'm not the only one who struggles with the idea of being a witch.
Phoebe: No, believe me, you're in good company.
Leo: Well, the good news is you won't have to deal with the Source any time soon because Cole... hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So, he's gone for now isn't he? First time in a long time. I think we should take advantage of that.
Cole: Why, Ms. Halliwell, are you trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Eww
Paige: Okay, and I'm just gonna... go to the store, get some milk, or something.
Leo: Sure you're okay?
Piper: Yeah. You know, I-I'm never gonna stop wanting a normal life, but you know what? I think that's the one thing that actually keeps me sane.
Leo: Well, you deserve a normal life, Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that when we vanquish the Source once and for all.
Piper: And who knows. Maybe some day I can have a baby shower of my own. What do you think?
Leo: Well, in that case.. We need to practice a little.
Piper: Leo!
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Brain Drain P1
Piper: Damn it! These ones are burnt too. I'm losing my Phoebe: Um, Piper, remember when you told me to tell you when you're obsessing?
Piper: I'm not obsessing. I just want everything to be perfect, that's all.
Piper: Damn it! These ones are burnt too. I'm losing my touch.
Phoebe: Oh, no, it's okay, sweetie, they're just a little crisp. Â You know, personally I am glad that you're not a chef anymore. I'd probably be 300 pounds by now.
Piper: Maybe I should make another batc
Phoebe: Yeah, but Piper, it's a baby shower, not a Royal wedding. Besides, don't you think you're doing enough already? For god sakes, you're hosting the thing and you're not even close to Wendy anymore.
Piper: That is precisely why I'm doing all of this. I swear to god, in the last couple of years we've vanquished more friendships than we have demons.
Phoebe: Got milk?
Piper: Somebody forgot to put it on the list again.
Phoebe: Okay, well, we have to be patient. You know, it's gonna take Paige more than a week to adjust to living here.
Piper: Still, there are common courtesies, common sense, rules.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to admit, it's nice to have the Power of Three under the same roof again.
Piper: Right. Grab those.
Phoebe: So cute. Aunt Phoebe sure would like to throw one of these for you one day.
Piper: Damn it! Paige!
Phoebe: You're changing the subject.
Piper: No, I'm ignoring you.
Phoebe: Well, you can't ignore that beautiful little girl of yours that we saw in the future, and if my math is right, you and Leo better start, you know, right about now.
Piper: Phoebe, we saw a lot of things in the future that won't be happening now.
Phoebe: I know. But that doesn't mean you can't have kids. I mean, don't you wanna little kid?
Piper: Not with demons dropping in all the time, I don't.
Cole: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Hold that thought. Generations of Halliwells fought demons and had kids. It didn't stop them, why should it stop you?
Piper: Did it ever occur to you that maybe this is none of your business?
Phoebe: Oh, that's besides the point.
Cole: Phoebe.
Phoebe: How does Leo feel about this?
Piper: I haven't talked to Leo about this.
Phoebe: Well, don't you think we should?
Piper: We?
Phoebe: Yes, Cole, what is it?
Cole: Okay. Freeze the room fast, then unfreeze only me.
Piper: What? Why?
Cole: Just do what I say and I'll explain after.
Phoebe: Please don't blow him up.
Piper: I'll try.
Cole: The rest of the room still frozen?
Piper: Cole, we're the only ones in the room.
Cole: You're not actually. There's a chameleon in the house.
Phoebe: A lizard? You're worried about a lizard?
Cole: This chameleon is a demon. One who can transform into any object just to spy on you.
Piper: Trying to tell me the manor is supernaturally bugged?
Cole: Uh-huh. Has been for some time, apparently. It explains why the Source hasn't attacked you in a while. He's had his chameleons watching your every move, gathering inside information. Look around. What's not supposed to be here?
Piper: Hmm.
Phoebe: Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.
Piper: Yeah, I know, it was ugly.
Cole: Uh, the room just unfroze.
Phoebe: Where'd that lamp come from?
Piper: Cole, get back! Damn it, we just got that thing fixed.
Paige: What the hell happened?
Piper: The freakin' furniture just attacked!
Leo: Do you know how long the chameleon demon was in the house?
Phoebe: I don't know. The lamp has been here for at least three days. Maybe more.
Piper: what do you think he wants?
Cole: I told you. Gathering information.
Piper: But for what? For why?
Cole: For the Source's next attack.
Paige: Excuse me. Is there anyway to claim this kind of damage on our home owners insurance policy?
Piper: Usually not.
Paige: Usually? What do you mean? I can expect my furniture to get blown up again?
Phoebe: Get ready for the unexpected. That's rule number one in the Halliwell manor.
Piper: Wanna learn the rest?
Phoebe: Um, maybe now's not the time? Considering we have to figure out a way to find this demon.
Leo: Well, you could try scrying using his blood.
Piper: And we've got plenty of that. Although, I don't know what good it would do to find him now. Whatever he's learned he's already told the Source.
Cole: Except that he might also know what the Source's plan is. How he's going to attack. Find him, we might be able to find that out.
Paige: I know. What about pooling our money into a fund to cover anybody's damage no matter who's it is.
Phoebe: Um...
Woman: Whoa! Scared me. Hey, Phoebe, it's been a long time. Hey, sorry I'm late, we should go.
Piper: Go?
Woman: To the shower. Wasn't I supposed to pick you up? Did I mess up? She looks in her day planner.
Piper: No, no, you didn't, Becca. There's just some stuff going on here.
Becca: So what else is new, huh? Do you want some help with the party baskets?
Phoebe: No! No, it's just I'm afraid something came up and Piper can't...
Becca: Oh, no, don't tell me that you're not gonna come. Everyone's so looking forward to seeing you again.
Piper: Oh, really? Oh, they are? Well, th-then we can't disappoint them. W-We'll get some stuff at the market on the way there.
Phoebe: Will you excuse us for one minute? Wh-Are you outta your mind? You can't still go. Piper, we have to scry for that demon.
Piper: Well, it doesn't take three sisters to scry. You and Paige can do it and then call me when you find him.
Phoebe: Piper!
Piper: Phoebe. Look, okay, the bottom line is if I'm ever gonna have kids, then I need a life first, which means I need to be a human first and then a witch later. Okay, got it? Good. (Piper tries to open the door and Phoebe stands in the way.) Outta the way! (She gets the door open.) Hi! Bye Leo!
Leo: Bye!
Source: You have failed me.
Demon: I beg to differ. Aside from finding Belthazor, everything I've learned about the Charmed Ones...
Source: May all be for naught now that they've exposed you, Alaster. The element of surprise was critical to my plan's success.
Alaster: You can still use the information to capture one of the...
Source: That's not what I needed the information for. Capturing is easy. Tricking one into giving up all of their powers was the ultimate goal. That's why I needed to learn everything about their hopes, fears, their dreams.
Alaster: Then accelerate your plans. Use me to capture the one you want. After all, they'll be after me now.
Source: Yes, they will, won't they. Â But then why not cut out the middleman. (He vanquishes Alaster. He turns and makes the oracle appear on a rock.) It's time, Oracle. I must know now which of the sisters do you foresee to be most vulnerable to my plan?
Oracle: Well, each is vulnerable in their own way. But the eldest seems to have the most resistance to the craft. Her yearnings appear to be her greatest weakness.
Woman: Oh, how cute is this! Oh, Piper, this is adorable. Where did you get this?
Piper: Uh, a little shop in the Embarcadero. They have the cutest things.
Woman: Thank you so much. For everything.
Piper: You're welcome. (They hug.)
Woman: We have so much to catch up on.
Piper: I know. We will. What?
Becca: Nothing. It's just good to see you out and about again, that's all.
Piper: Yeah, after Prue died it took some time to...
Becca: Yeah, but even before that. It's almost like the last three or four years you've just kinda disappeared.
Piper: Yeah.
Becca: Oh, no, don't tell me you have to go.
Piper: Uh, no, it can wait. I'll be right back. What are you doing here? No guys allowed.
Leo: I tried calling your cell phone but it went dead. Paige and Phoebe think they found the demon.
Piper: Already? They did? Are you sure?
Leo: Yeah. You have to go now.
Piper: How am I supposed to have kids when I can't even be at someone else's baby shower?
Leo: What?
Piper: Nothing, never mind. I'll meet you outside. The least I can do is say goodbye. Uh, Wendy, I'm sorry, I've gotta go, something's come up.
Wendy: Ugh, now? But we haven't even had the cake yet, you're gonna miss the best part.
Piper: Ugh, I know. Story of my life. I'll see you later.
Paige: So we've got the spell to vanquish the chameleon but we're not gonna use it. I don't get it.
Leo: Well, you vanquish him only if you have to. The goal here is to try and interrogate, find out what the Source is planning.
Paige: Okay, but I'm thinking that this guy's not gonna be so eager to spill his guts.
Cole: Oh, he'll spill. I'll see to that.
Phoebe: No, you can't come, he saw you with us. Probably means the Source has some bounty hunter ready to attack you, or capture you, or something.
Cole: So what else is new?
Phoebe: Well, it doesn't make it any less dangerous.
Paige: So the question still stands. How do we get a demon to stop and chat with us.
Phoebe: Well, Piper can freeze him and unfreeze his head, she's done that before. How do you feel about that?
Piper: I don't know.
Cole: Why, you got a better idea?
Piper: Maybe. We could tell him to offer the Source a deal instead.
Leo: Deal? What kind of a deal?
Piper: Well, something like, he stops coming after us and we stop going after him.
Phoebe: What?
Piper: Of course that would mean we'd have to stop going after all of his demons too, which would be fine by me. It would stop all of the constant attacks.
Paige: (to Cole) Am I the only one who thinks she's bumped her head?
Phoebe: You can't be serious, Piper.
Piper: Actually, I've never been more serious in my life. Think about it. This could be an opportunity for us to get out of the demon fighting business once and for all.
Leo: Wait, and what, just give up on your destiny?
Piper: How do you know we haven't already fulfilled it? I mean, god knows, we've saved scores of innocents already. Maybe that's enough. Maybe it's time for some other witches to take over and let us get on with our lives. Isn't it worth a try in exchange for what we might be getting? No more putting things on hold, vacations, friends, kids.
Phoebe: We can't give up now. We are so close. We have to take out the Source if we can. And if not just for our sake, then at least for Prue's.
Piper: Fine. I just hope we don't end up where she did.
Piper: Something's not right. We've checked both alleys twice.
Phoebe: Well, the chameleon's gotta be here somewhere because the crystal never lies.
Paige: I don't know about you guys but I'm getting a not so good feeling about this.
Piper: All right, we'll check one more time and then we'll call it quits. Phoebe, you and Paige go check that alley, I'll go check that alley.
Phoebe: Wait, split up? Are you sure that's a good idea?
Piper: Maybe it'll lure him out, who knows? If you get nervous say the vanquishing spell. Keep your eyes peeled, he could be anything.
Alaster/The Source: Were you expecting me to freeze?
Piper: Phoebe! Paige!
Leo: Piper. Piper. Are you okay?
Piper: Ow. My head hurts.
Leo: I bet it does, you hit it pretty hard. Are you all right?
Piper: I think so. What happened?
Leo: What always happens when you have one of your episodes. You threw yourself against a wall.
Piper: Episodes? I didn't throw myself. What are you wearing?
Leo: It's okay, those are just the other patients.
Piper: What the hell is going on?
Leo: It's all right. You're at the sanatorium. You're home
Piper: Where's all our furniture? Leo, what are all these people doing in our house?
Leo: Our house? Piper, Halliwell Hospital is hardly our house. All these other people live here too.
Piper: Halliwell Hospital? Is that some kind of a joke? What's wrong with you?
Leo: Please, calm down.
Piper: No, Leo, I will not calm down. Something very strange is going on, something demonically strange. That demon must have cast a spell, and changed the house, and changed you. Phoebe?Paige?
Doctor: Easy, lady, relax.
Piper: Let go of me. Leo, don't just stand there.
Alaster: Problems, Dr. Wyatt?
Piper: That's him, that's the demon!
Alaster: Demons again. Piper, we've been through this thousands of times before. There are no demons, they're just figments of your imagination.
Piper: Wanna bet? "Evil hiding in plain sight, I use this spell with all my might, to stop you changing form and shape, this vanquish seals your fate."
Doctor: Doesn't really rhyme, does it? Sorry.
Piper: I don't understand it. That spell should've worked.
Alaster: Piper, why do you insist on demonising me and every psychiatrist who's ever tried to help you?
Piper: Let go of me. I gotta blow him up, I'm gonna blow you up!
Alaster: He violent impulses are returning. Hey, straitjacket!
Doctor #2: Yes, doctor.
Leo: Piper, why won't you let Dr. Alaster help you?
Piper: I don't need his help, I need your help. Get this guy off of me so I can use my powers.
Leo: Piper, you don't have powers, you're not a witch, you don't save innocents, you never did.
Piper: What?
Paige: This isn't fair! This is my house too! I can do anything I want! You're hurting me!
Piper: Paige, Paige. A demon took over the house. Orb the heck outta here!
Alaster: Take her to isolation so she doesn't hurt herself.
Piper: Wait, wait a minute, you don't understand. Wait. Leo!
Leo: It's for your own good.
Piper: Wait a minute. Hey, hey, you're making a big mistake. Please, listen to me for a second. He's a demon.
Alaster: I'm not gonna give up on you, Piper. We're gonna free you of these delusions, I promise you.
Piper: Shut up! Phoebe! Phoebe!
Alaster: I can give you everything you want if only you'll let me help. (The doctors carry her away.) This illness has already consumed more than three years of your life.
Alaster/The Source: Don't let it rob you of anymore. You're not a witch, you only think you are.
Oracle: What's the matter? What happened?
Alaster/The Source: It's just taking more magic than I realised to project into her mind.
Oracle: More than you have, perhaps? I only mean to caution you. This is weakening you, making you vulnerable.
Alaster/The Source: But the bounty I seek will make me more powerful than ever.
Oracle: If you can get it.
Alaster/The Source: Nobody knows more about the Charmed Ones than I do. I know how to break her spirit. I know her Achilles heal. In her deepest heart she never wanted to be a witch. And she feels an obligation to her powers.
Oracle: Yes, but you said her powers won't work in our illusion.
Alaster/The Source: They won't. Once she learns that painful lesson, she'll willingly give hers up. And with them, her sisters too.
