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PIPER&LEO

Coyote Piper

Prue: Alright, I know that it seems like she's being a little neurotic, but high school was hard for her. Really, really hard. You know, she was kind of like Jan Brady, the middle sister, not quite sure where she fits in.

Leo: Jan who?

Prue: Hmm.

Piper: (from upstairs) Okay, ready or not, here I come.

Prue: Okay, no matter what, just be supportive. (Piper comes down wearing a very weird black and gold feathered dress.) Wow! Um, you look great.

Leo: Really, really, really great.

Piper: Leo, two reallys would have been plenty. I look ridiculous.

Prue/Leo: No!

Leo: Uhh...

Prue: Feathers and...

Leo: Really...

Prue: Yeah.

Piper: Great, I'm going to my 10-year reunion and win most likely to scare people away at the door.

Piper: You weren't by any chance popular in high school, were you?

Leo: Well, I was… I mean, is there a right answer to this question?

(Leo looks back at Prue and she shakes her head.)

Piper: Leo, I didn't like high school, not even a little bit. I was nobody in high school.

Prue: Piper, you were not a nobody.

Piper: Prue, you were class president. You have no idea what it's like on the other side.

Prue: Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

Piper: I just, I had this stupid idea that I'd go back in 10 years and show them, and all I'm gonna show them is that I'm a big-haired freak.

Prue: Alright, you do not look like a freak. You just, you don't look like yourself.

Piper: Well, if I could go as myself, I wouldn't be having this problem.

Leo: Wait, so you mean this is like a costume party?

Prue: Did you put a lot of hairspray on that hair?

Piper: No.

Prue: Well, then all is not lost. By the time I'm done with you, you are going to be the hottest chick at the reunion.

Piper: Really?

Prue: Mmm hmm. Who do you think helped Phoebe go blonde?

Leo: Hey, uh, speaking of Phoebe, maybe you guys should invite her to join you, she's been kind of distant lately.

Piper: He's studying hard, I don't think he's going to come out.

Prue: I'll help Piper, you try talking to Phoebe.

Kierkan: (shouting) I made you from my own blood, found you a flawless body and housed you in it. You were supposed to be my...

Terra: Masterpiece? I'm not a painting, Kierkan. That blood gave me your powers. You lust for life, yet you hold me captive in this hole and you expect me to be grateful?

Kierkan: Belthazor was more powerful than either of us. Where is he now? Vanquished by the Charmed Ones.

Terra: Is that fear I'm sensing? Is Kierkan, the dark and powerful alchemist afraid of three little witches?

Kierkan: Perhaps I should suck you into your little mixing bottle and start again. There's always room for improvement.

Terra: I have a better idea.

(She picks up a dagger and stabs herself with it.)

Kierkan: No!  I will find you, Terra. You belong to me!

Man: I don't care, it has to be huge. And done. And done before the stock IPOs. And, uh, and please tell the music guy that I don't wanna hear anymore of that '90s techno crap. Okay, this is a computer game for the new millennium and I want it to freakin' sound like that.

(The man looks into the reflection of the building and sees his non-possessed self.)

Man's reflection: What the hell is going on?

Man/Terra: I want you to take me to the Charmed Ones.

Man's reflection: What?

Man/Terra: The witches, you fool. They go by Halliwell.

(The man's reflection sees someone walk by and calls out.)

Man's reflection: Hey, hey, help me!

Man/Terra: Nice try, but nobody can hear you. You're just a trapped soul now. Only I can see you.

Piper: I don't know, maybe we should go back to the Betsey Johnson. You know, the cool club chick look as opposed to the classy club owner look.

Prue: Yeah, or we could just wrap you in a sheet and send you as a Hare Krishna, all right? What do you think about that? Since we already tried everything else.

Piper: I'm sorry. I just don't think I can do it. I can't go there and face all those horrific people.

Prue: I mean, come on, why do you even care what these people think?

Piper: Only a former cheerleader could ask that question.

Prue: Alright, look, I realise high school was very hard for you, but you are just not that shy awkward girl anymore.

Piper: But...

Prue: No! Now, you are going and you are going to have a great time, young lady.

Piper: You are not the boss of me.

Prue: Oh, I am too. Besides, nothing could be worse than my date last night.

Piper: What do you mean? I thought he was nice.

Prue: Oh, I have one word for you: halitosis. And he only scored a two.

Piper: Oh, Prue, please don't tell me you're making lists again.

Prue: Of course I am. Lists are good. Why waste your time if it's not gonna work out?

Piper: Well, maybe I can look around the reunion for you. I'm sure there's lots of eligible ex-football players for the head cheerleader.

Prue: Younger men are not on my list.

Phoebe: Hey, have you guys seen my glasses?

Prue: No.

Piper: Sorry.

Phoebe: Oh, damn.

Piper: Uh, Pheebs, are you sure you don't want to come tonight? You could work the bar and mix some yucky drinks for some ex-cheerleaders. Ugh!

Phoebe: As much fun as that sounds, I have a ton of school work that I need to catch up on, so I'm gonna be at the library all night.

Prue: Phoebe, look, we just want you to know that if you need to talk at all, we're here.

Phoebe: I know that. I'm okay.

Piper: Really? ‘Cause you haven't spent like five minutes in the same room with us for over a week.

Phoebe: I'm sorry. It's just there's some things, some answers, that I need, and I sort of need to find them for myself, you know?

Prue: Soul-searching?

Phoebe: Definitely... searching, yeah. But I'm okay, don't worry about me. (to Piper) You look beautiful.

Piper: Thanks.

Phoebe: Have fun tonight.

Justin: Piper Halliwell? You still living at home?

Piper: Justin Harper, is that you?

Justin: Hey.

Leo: (to Prue) Uh, so who's this? Ex-boyfriend?

Prue: Oh, don't worry about him, Leo. He's just a friend from school. Besides, he had a really big crush on me. He used to follow me around like a puppy dog.

Piper: (to Justin) Are you going to the reunion?

Justin: Oh, yeah. Nostalgia struck, thought I'd drive around the old neighbourhood. Ten years. It's unbelievable.

Piper: Yeah. We were just actually heading to P3 for the planning committee. We have a lot more food than we have room for. Would you mind...

Justin: Absolutely.

Prue: Great! Here you go. Look at you, Justin, all grown up.

Justin: Yeah, you, too. Phoebe isn't it?

Prue: Hmm. Prue.

Justin: Prue, right. Sorry.

Leo:Well, it looks like you've got all the help you need, which is good because "they're" calling.

Piper: No, you can't cut out on me. I need you tonight.

Leo: I'll be back in time for the reunion, I promise.

Piper: Double extra promise.

Leo: I wouldn't miss it. I'm gonna have the prettiest date ever.

Prue: Now just remember, even if you can't tell them that you're super witch, you can still act like it.

Piper: Oh, my god, Missy Campbell, homecoming queen.

Prue: Oh, please, it's ancient history. You can do this.

Piper: Uh huh. Missy, is that you? (Missy looks confused.) Piper. Piper Halliwell. Uh, we had chem together, and Miss Fowler for English.

Missy: Right, Piper. You used to sit in the back of class drawing pictures on your jeans.

Piper: Yes! Yeah, that, yep, that was me.

Missy: Wow, your skin has really cleared up. Acutane?

Piper: No, n-no, I guess, you know, ten years. Is there anything I can do to help or...

Missy: Do you know what would be great? Can you get this trash out of here?Piper: Absolutely. I, yeah. I can, I can totally do that. I know where the dumpster is and everything.

Prue: Alright, that's it, she needs me.

Justin: She's gotta find her legs on her own sometime.

Prue: Sorry?

Justin: Remember when she ran for freshman class secretary? She got so nervous that you had to go up on stage and finish her speech for her.

Prue: See, I knew that you remembered me. Why did you call me Phoebe?

Justin: Listen, you plagued my high school existence. I pretend not to remember your name. I mean, a guy's got to turn the tables every, you know, ten years or so.

Prue: I plagued your high school existence?

Justin: Please, I was your willing slave and you know it. You did me a favour, though.

Prue: I did?

Justin: Oh, absolutely. Yeah, see, I don't go for women like you anymore.

Prue: Women like me?

Justin: Well, number one on my list, no women can make me drool. They hold way too much power. What?

Prue: You have a list?

Prue:  Piper, what are you doing?

Piper: Uh, Missy asked me to take out the trash, so...

Prue: So, you own this place, alright? Tell somebody else to take out the trash.

Piper: Prue, I can't, look, I can't explain it, but being around these people make me feel exactly like I did when I was 16, invisible and inferior.

Prue: You want me to beat them up? ‘Cause I-I-'II beat them up one-by-one.

Piper: No. Look, it's not them. It's just me.

Prue: Alright, so what are you going to do about it?

Piper: Take out of the trash?

Prue: Piper.

Piper: Okay, I'm going to take out the trash and try and get a grip. And then I'm going to come back in here and do something about these streamers and balloons. Because, what, are we still at the prom?

Prue: Hmm.

Piper: Oh my god, oh my god.

Piper/Terra: Thanks for the lift. 

Piper/Terra: You'd better be as powerful as they say you are.

Piper/Terra: Uh, help me out. What is our sister's name?

Piper's reflection: If you get out of my body now, I might not have to vanquish your sorry ass.

Piper/Terra: Not as weak as you seemed after all. That'll change.

Prue: Uh-oh. Hi! Okay, hi. Don't really think that that's the best way to deal with your reunion jitters, okay.

Piper/Terra: What? Oh, okay.

Missy: Piper, can you move your hors d'oeuvres to the other table? Heather wants to use that one for the “Then and Now” photos.

Piper/Terra: Uh, sure, whatever you say.

Prue: No. You stand up to her. You can do it.

Piper/Terra: I can?

Prue: You can do it.

Piper/Terra: Okay. Hey! Bitch! Move the trays yourself.

Prue: Alright, um, that was great, although the bitch part might have been a little much, but...

(Piper grabs Prue's arm.)

Piper: Prue, help me!

Prue: Alright, what's wrong?

Piper/Terra: Uh, nothing. I just don't feel very well, um, I should go home.

Prue: Oh, no, you don't. I'm not letting you skip your reunion, alright? You did great just now.

Piper/Terra: I just need to rest. I'll be back.

Prue: Now, you get back here by 6:00 otherwise I'm gonna come and get you and it won't be pretty. Got it?

Piper/Terra: Mmm hmm.

Prue: Uh-huh.

Piper/Terra: Okay.

Piper/Terra: Don't you get it? He's going to find us.

Piper's reflection: Okay, I'll say it again slowly. Try to follow this time. I'm not going to tell you what my powers are.

Piper/Terra: I can't figure out if you're stubborn or stupid. If I can't fight him, he's going to kill us. He's looking for me. I can feel him. He's getting close.

Piper's reflection: Well, get out of my body and I'll help you fight him.

Piper/Terra: I can't survive without a body, and I'd much rather your soul die than mine.

(She walks into the conservatory.)

Piper's reflection: My sisters will figure out what you've done and...

Piper/Terra: And what? What do you plan to do? Wave to them from the mirror? You're nothing but my reflection to them.

Piper's reflection: I controlled my arm at P3. I used my voice. I'll get stronger and when I do...

Piper/Terra: Wrong. You'll get weaker, and in a few hours you'll die. And there's really nothing you can do about it.

Piper's reflection: Well, then you better watch your back. Because if I die, my sisters will make you wish you died with me.

Piper/Terra: Hmm. Care about you a lot, these sisters of yours. (She walks into the kitchen.) Think they'd come running to help you fight off an angry demon? (She picks up the phone and dials a number.) (into phone) Hello. I'd like the number for P3, please,

Piper's reflection: Ugh. What do you think you're doing?

Piper/Terra: Well, you may have a death wish, but I don't. And if you won't help me, I know someone who will.

Justin: Man, I think Missy's gonna have an embolism.

Prue: Yeah, uh, can you hand me those glasses?

Justin: It's weird though, right? I mean, those balloons. She used like three pounds of tape.

Prue: Scotch tape. Hardly sturdy.

Justin: Yeah, I still think you might have a poltergeist.

Prue: A what?

Justin: You know, a ghost that plays tricks.

Prue: Yeah, I know what a poltergeist is but do you really believe in that stuff?

Justin: Yeah, absolutely. Makes life interesting..

Prue: Huh.

Justin: What?

Prue: Nothing. It's just that, um, believing in the supernatural should definitely be on my list. (The phone rings. Prue answers it.) P3.

Piper/Terra: Prue? It's me.

Prue: Piper, what's wrong?

Piper/Terra: I-I-I got home and there was a demon in the house.

Prue: Are you okay? Did you freeze him?

Piper/Terra: (to herself) Freeze him? That's good. (in the phone) No, he-he got away and he had this wild hair and these intense bulging eyes and he said he was gonna come back.

Prue: Uh, alright, look in the Book Of Shadows for a vanquish and I'll pick up Phoebe and we'll meet you at the house, okay?

Piper/Terra: Okay, but hurry, because he could come back any minute.

Prue: Alright, bye.

(She hangs up.)

Piper/Terra: Where's the book?

Piper: You just made a big mistake calling my sisters home.

Piper/Terra: Is that what you think?

Piper's reflection: That is what I know.

Piper/Terra: Well, here's what I think. When your precious sisters come home, I'll kill you and possess one of them. And if that one won't help me, I'll simply repeat the process. So, what do you say, Piper? One dead demon or three dead witches?

Piper's reflection: The Book of Shadows is in the attic.

Piper/Terra: Good choice.

Piper/Terra: We can't wait for your sisters. Can't I just do the spell myself?

(She looks in the mirror.)

Piper's reflection: No, it's a power of three spell. You can't do it by yourself.

Piper/Terra: What kind of witch can't kill a demon without her sisters?

Piper's reflection: What the hell kind of demon has a panic attack when her boyfriend comes to visit?

Piper's reflection: Hi. This is where you freeze him.

Kierkan: Interesting move, Terra. The dagger in the heart. Crude, but I can't say I wouldn't have done the same. Of course, now I will.

(He gets out a dagger.)

Piper/Terra: Kierkan, there's something I need to tell you. You just pissed off one of the Charmed Ones.

(Piper/Terra freezes him.

Prue, Piper/Terra, Phoebe: “Let flesh be flesh and bone be bone, the alchemist shall transform none, cruel scientist of evil born, with these words face the fire's scorn.”

(Kierkan unfreezes. He drops Terra's bottle.)

Kierkan: No! I could have helped you! Now she'll destroy you!

Prue: Alright, what did you say his name was again?

Piper/Terra: Kierkan, but he's dead. So what are we doing up here?

Prue: Well, because we have to at least acknowledge the fact that there is some kind of she-demon after us, Piper.

Piper/Terra: Why?

Phoebe: “I could've helped you. Now she'll destroy you”? It's not exactly cryptic.

Piper/Terra: Said by a demon. Demons lie. So I say we get rid of the ugly little bottle and get on with our lives.

Phoebe: Piper, this bottle is our only clue. Maybe he was lying, but maybe he wasn't. You know, sometimes demons actually tell the truth.

Piper/Terra: Well, I have a party to get ready for.

Prue: Changing your clothes again?

Piper/Terra: Definitely.

(Piper/Terra opens the door but Piper breaks through and shuts it.)

Piper: (weakly) Prue, I'm dying.

Prue: What?

Piper/Terra: Um, I'm dying to get out of these clothes. Are you sure you don't mind if I leave?

Prue: No, go ahead. We'll let you know if we find anything.

Piper's reflection: Okay, we vanquished your boyfriend, now why don't you give me back my body and save yourself while you can?

Piper/Terra: The only way I know how to get out of a body is a knife to the heart. You don't really want that, do you?

Piper: So tell my sisters and they will come up with a spell to get you out of me, safely. And then in exchange, we'll let you go free.

Piper/Terra: And give up the power to freeze? A chance to be one of the infamous Charmed Ones? No, thanks. I'll think I'll stay. But don't worry. It'll be over soon. (Leo starts to orb in.) It's easier if you don't fight it.

Piper: Well, if my sisters don't figure you out and destroy you, my boyfriend Tom will.

Leo: Wow.

Piper/Terra: Uh, Tom, you scared me. I didn't hear the door.

Leo: I didn't use the door. Did you just call me Tom?

Piper/Terra: Did I? Forgive me. (She kisses him passionately. He stops her.) What's wrong?

Leo: Nothing. It's just your kisses seem different.

Piper/Terra: Oh, don't be ridiculous. That's just because I never wanted you so much.

Leo: Piper, what's my name?

Piper/Terra: (to Piper) You just couldn't leave well enough alone could you? (She zaps Leo and he hits the wall.) That's okay. He's too cute to kill and anyway, by the time he wakes up, you'll be gone. Besides, I have a party to attend and lots to celebrate.

Prue: Apparently alchemists can transform anything. You know, like water into gold, energy into matter. They even have the ability to bring the dead back to life. But it doesn't say really anything about...

Phoebe: Hmm, that's weird.

Prue: What?

Phoebe: Piper just left without Leo and she didn't say goodbye to us or come up and show us what she's wearing or anything.

Prue: Here's the bottle under alchemist's tools.

Phoebe: What's it say?

Prue: “Essence bearer. An alchemist would use a bottle such as this to capture or store a life essence.”

Phoebe: A life essence?

Prue: “A life essence is comparable to a human soul, but made in a mixing lab. A well-made life essence can possess any living being, but would prove toxic and eventually lethal to the being's pre-existing soul.” Oh, my God.

Phoebe: What?

Prue: She's been acting really... and she left without saying and... and the bottle. She wanted to destroy it.

Phoebe: Okay, I'm trying to jump on your thought train here, Prue, but you're moving a little too fast for me.

Prue: He was looking at her when he said she would destroy us. She's possessed. Piper is possessed.

Phoebe: What?

Prue: Alright, uh, we have to write a spell. A dispossessing spell. Come on, let's go.

Phoebe: Okay.

Phoebe: Okay, I'm not saying that you're wrong. I'm just saying that I hope you're wrong, you know? (They see Piper.) Ooh!

Prue: Ooh.

Phoebe: Hope... dashed.

Prue: Uh, alright, come on, we need to get her alone.

Woman: You're Piper's sisters, right?

Prue: Yeah. Good memory.

Woman: Okay, um, listen, I think I know what Piper's going through. I have been sober for about five years now myself. And if Piper ever wants to go to a meeting, would you tell her to call me. Okay?

Prue: Okay.

Phoebe: Great. (The woman walks away. Prue and Phoebe see Piper dancing with a guy.) It's a good thing Leo is not here.

Missy: Dennis, what is the matter with you?

Dennis: Oh, wow, honey, I'm sorry.

Piper/Terra: Hah!

Phoebe: Oh! Oh! I am so sorry.(Missy storms off.)

Prue: (to Dennis) Hi. Your wife went that way. Bye! (to Piper) We need to show you something.

Prue, Phoebe: “Host soul, reject the poison essence. Let love's light end this cruel possession.”

Piper/Terra: Clever, girls. Piper said you would figure it out, although Piper won't be saying anything in about half an hour.

Phoebe: She's too strong, we need the power of three.

Prue: You have ten seconds to leave on your own.

Piper/Terra: Or what? What are you going to do, hit me with another rhyming couplet? I'm made from Kierkan's blood, which means I have his powers. Add that to Piper's powers, and I'm stronger than your average essence.

Phoebe: Okay, we need help. Leo! Leo!

Piper/Terra: Oh, is that the boyfriend? I had to give him a little jolt. He'll be unconscious for awhile.

Phoebe: You may be able to knock out a Whitelighter, but don't even think you can take on the Charmed Ones.

Piper/Terra: Um, the bottle won't work on me unless I'm not in a body, and to get me out, you'd have to kill your own sister. Call me a gambler, but I seriously doubt that you're willing to do that.

Prue: Get the hell out of my sister!

Piper/Terra: Alright. If you insist.

Prue: No, don't!

Piper/Terra: That's what I thought.

Phoebe: Okay, are you going to fill me in on the plan?

Prue: I'll explain on the way.

Phoebe: On the way where?

Prue: Home. Alright, there she is. We need Leo. 

Prue:  Hi! You're coming with us, okay?

Piper/Terra: Like hell I am.

Phoebe: Piper, listen to me...

Phoebe: Nice!

Prue: Hey, hi, she's probably possessed. A little help to the car?

Justin: Yeah.

Prue: Alright, if we get back the power of three, we stand a chance.

Phoebe: I still don't understand how this is gonna work.

Prue: She has the alchemist's powers, which means she has the ability to bring the dead back to life.

Phoebe: Yeah, but she's not dead, Prue. Is there something you're not telling me?

Prue: Phoebe, I just need you to trust me, okay? So go find Leo, wake him up, and get him down here fast.

Prue: Piper. I know that you're in there somewhere, alright, so just try and listen. Just remember that no matter what happens, I'm gonna bring you back. I'm so sorry, honey. I know that you tried to tell me in the attic and I... but I'm going to fix it, okay? I promise I'll bring you back. (She stands up.) Please forgive me for what I'm about to do.

Leo: No!

Phoebe: Prue!

Leo: Prue, I can't heal the dead!

Prue: Now you can.

Leo/Terra: That I didn't expect. Little sibling rivalry I failed to take into account?

Phoebe: Shut up.

Prue: Bring Piper back to life and I'll let you keep Leo's body. Refuse and I'll put that knife through his heart and suck you back into the bottle forever.

Leo/Terra: But then your sister and her boyfriend would be dead. Not the world's smartest plan.

Prue: She's already dead. I have nothing left to lose.

Leo/Terra: Give me the bottle and I'll bring her back.

Phoebe: Bring our sister back and we'll give you the bottle.

Prue, Piper, Phoebe: “Host soul, reject the poison's essence. Let love's light end this cruel possession.”

Leo/Terra: No!

Prue: Leo, she's still bleeding!

Prue: Oh, I'm so sorry that you missed your reunion.

Phoebe: Put on a good show, though. Table dancing, cat fight.

Piper: Mmm.

Leo: Table dancing?

Piper: Never mind. It's alright, I don't care what these people think, anyway.

Prue: Really? That's new.

Piper: Yeah, well, my priorities were a little skewed. (Prue puts a beer on the bar.) (to Leo) And thank you, for knowing the difference between my kisses and hers. (Piper and Leo kiss.) (to Prue) And you, for being brave enough to...

Prue: Oh, what, kill you?

Piper: Yeah. Couldn't come up with a better plan, huh?

Prue: Um, no.

Phoebe: Okay, I guess I'm gonna call Morris and tell him about... (whispers) the dead body in the alley.

Piper: I thought younger guys were not on your list.

Prue: What list?

Leo: You okay?

Phoebe: I don't know.

Leo: Phoebe, you've gotta give it some time. Cole...

Phoebe: Seduced me. And I let him. On the other hand, Piper was completely taken over by evil and she fought it every step of the way.

Leo: Seduction is subtler than possession. It's harder to fight. Look, you didn't know Cole was evil. Nobody did. When you found out, you vanquished him. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

Phoebe: He's still alive... For me. He's still alive for me.

The mirror

Aviva: Come to me Kali. I conjure thee Kali. Come to me Kali. I conjure thee Kali.

(In the mirror, Kali appears.)

Kali: I'm here Aviva.

Aviva: It's been over a week.

Kali: I know. Be patient Aviva.

Aviva: But I've done everything that you've asked. I've followed the Halliwell sisters. I know their every move.

Kali: Which will all become valuable in good time. You must trust me. You must make them want you as badly as you want them.

Aviva: I talked to my mom today.

Kali: How is she?

Aviva: I don't know. She's better...I think. I miss her.

Kali: She's gonna be so proud of you.

Aviva: Yeah? I hope so.

Kali: Are you ready to receive your power?

Aviva: (giggling a little) You know I am.

Kali: Remember, it's a sacred power. If I give it to you, you must use it only as I say.

Aviva: I will. I promise.

Kali: Very well. Reach for the mirror. Put out your hands. Feel the power. (Aviva reaches her hands towards the mirror. Aviva's hands begin to glow. She receives the power. Her hands stop glowing and she puts them down.) You know what to do. Go to Phoebe, Piper, and Prue.

Leo: Uh... well I think I see... yep. There's definitely something here.

Piper: (to herself) Definitely.

Phoebe: Oh my. Santa, you've changed.

Piper: He's looking for Kit.

Phoebe: The cat. Right. Four legs and fur. I remember. (Mouthing to Piper) Oh my god!

Leo: Sorry. You know, have you tried the shelter?

Piper: Yeah. Nothing.

Leo: Well, she had her collar on right? With your number on it and everything?

Phoebe: A very distinctive collar actually.

Piper: Anyway...(She stands up.) Uh, thanks for looking. I'm sure you must be hungry after all that work.

Leo: All what work?

(Phoebe laughs a little and puts her arm around Piper.)

Phoebe: Oh, that's just Piper. She's gotta be everyone's mom. Think of her as your mom. I know I do.

(They all laugh a little.)

Piper: Isn't she a scream?

Leo: Well thanks, um...let me go put up these flyers first and I'll be right back, OK?

Phoebe: Oh. Quite possibly the finest glutes in the city.

Piper: In the state.

Phoebe: In all the land.

Piper: I saw him first.

Phoebe: Uh-uh.

Piper: Uh-huh.

Phoebe: Oh.

Piper: Here you go Leo. Non-fat milk right?

Leo: Right. Thanks.

Piper: Just don't call me mom.

Phoebe: Trust me. One hot night is all you guys need to get back on track.

Prue: Yeah. I hope you're right.

Phoebe: Andy's a cop. You're a witch.

Piper: Ahem.

Phoebe: Except complications.

Prue: Hey, Leo. How's it going?

Leo: Good. Uh, this wall only needs two coats and then I gotta do the moulding and then I'm done.

Phoebe: Ah, are you sure it doesn't need 3 coats?

Leo: Uh...

Piper: Nice outfit... for 9 o'clock in the morning with no place to go.

Phoebe: Hmm. I'm glad you like it. (Leo drinks some milk.) Oh. Leo. Come here. (She wipes the milk moustache off her face.) Got milk?

Prue: Uh...Phoebe, come here. (Phoebe doesn't) Phoebe!

Prue: I think that Piper likes Leo.

Phoebe: What's not to like? He's a great guy.

Prue: No. I mean... really likes him.

Phoebe: Your point being?

Prue: Never mind. Classic Phoebe.

Phoebe: Wait. Define that.

Prue: I think you know.

Phoebe: Okay. Look Prue, I think we need to put some major closer on this or we're gonna be in rocking chairs slurping oatmeal out of rubber spoons and I'm still gonna hear about Roger. (Piper enters to get coffee.) Piper, am I a boyfriend thief?

Piper: Totally.

Phoebe: Besides Roger, whom again Prue, I never touched.

Piper: My boyfriend. Billy Wilson.

(Phoebe laughs a little.)

Phoebe: Billy Will... Eight grade Billy Wilson?

Piper: You kissed him at homecoming.

Phoebe: No I did not kiss him at homecoming. I was helping him find a contact lens.

Piper: Oh please. You were all over him with your breasts all...whatever.

Phoebe: I didn't even have breasts back then.

Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts.

Prue: So, I think I'll just let you two work this out on your own. But, um, just remember, I get the house tonight. Just Andy and me. No warlocks, no innocents to protect and especially, no sisters.

Piper: So you know... it's not like either one of us has a problem finding guys.

Phoebe: (Snorts) Please.

Piper: So if one of us... got Leo... it'd be OK with the other one.

Phoebe: Absolutely.

Piper: So we can just consider this a friendly competition.

Phoebe: Sibling rivalry.

Piper: War.

Phoebe: Exactly.

Aviva: Dear Diary...

Aunt Jackie: Aviva, open the door.

Aviva: Life sucks here.

Aunt Jackie: I'm gonna be late for work.

Aviva: So that part about this being my room, that was a lie?

Aunt Jackie: It's my apartment Aviva.

Aviva: So you keep reminding me Aunt Jackie.

Aunt Jackie: Why don't you get some light and air in here?

(She goes to open the curtain. Aviva stands up.)

Aviva: Because I like it dark and stale.

(Aunt Jackie stops and turns around.)

Aunt Jackie: Why are you so antagonistic to me?

Aviva: How come you haven't called my mom yet?

Aunt Jackie: What?

Aviva: To see how she's doing, or just to say "hello"? It would help her you know. I mean, it's not like she's got a lot of family.

Aunt Jackie: She has to take responsibility for her own actions.

Aviva: She's not in jail. She's in rehab. She didn't do anything wrong to take responsibility for. She's sick and that's it. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Aunt Jackie: Whatever.

Andy: Ah, ever see "Lethal Weapon 3"?

Prue: Not very romantic.

Andy: Right.

Prue: Hey. (Prue shows her the video) How about "Double Indemnity"?

Andy: (Whispering) It's black and white.

Prue: (Whispering) Right.

Video store clerk: Video paralyses.

Prue: Excuse me?

Video store clerk: You're probably two minutes away from leaving without a rental. Mind if I help? After all, I am a pro.

Andy: Sure. Doesn't matter what we pick anyway. We'll probably never get around to watching it.

Prue: Oh yeah? Pretty cocky. (Andy walks to her.)

Andy: Actually what I meant was something always seems to come up. Get in our way.

Prue: That's not true. OK, well, maybe it's sometimes true, but there's always a perfectly good reason.

Andy: Prue, there's never a perfectly good reason. As a matter of fact, there's never usually even a reason at all. Good, bad, or otherwise.

Prue: All right. (She moves closer to him.) You...me...alone...tonight. Nothing and I mean nothing will get in our way. Guaranteed.

Andy: I'll hold you to that.

Prue: (Whispering) OK.

Video store clerk: I got it. (Prue and Andy stop kissing.) "Body Heat".

Prue/Andy: We'll take it.

Aviva: I conjure thee Kali.

(In the mirror, Kali appears.)

Kali: I'm here Aviva.

Aviva: I'm going crazy here Kali. I can't wait any longer.

Kali: The Halliwells' don't understand our way. They don't know the full uses and joys of their powers.

Aviva: I'll show them.

Kali: You must gain their trust first. You must let them welcome you into their coven.

Aviva: I won't disappoint you. I swear.

Kali: Then it's time. (The closet door opens. Aviva goes to it and gets Kit.) Take the cat back to the Halliwells.

Piper: About done for the day?

Leo: Just about.

Piper: Uh...well, Prue's got a date so we kinda gotta clear out. I was thinking about catching a movie. Wanna go?

Leo: I can't do it.

Piper: OK.

Leo: You know...these are original to the house. I mean, they really should be sanded down, finished off with steal wool, and... and restrained. Not covered in paint.

Piper: Oh, right. Sort of like risotto with minute rice. (Leo chuckles a little.) It's a cooking analogy.

Leo: Yeah. (They both chuckle a little.) Anyway uh...I have some stain samples at home if you're interested. I can bring them by tomorrow and show them to you and your sisters.

Piper: Or better yet, why don't you just bring them by the restaurant? Say about lunchtime? Prue's so busy and Phoebe doesn't really care. She's more into stucco.

Leo: OK.

Piper: OK.

Leo: So what time's that movie?

 Phoebe: I got it.

Phoebe: Kit! Oh my god. Where did you find her? We were worried sick.

Aviva: I was just walking by and I um, saw one of your flyers and poof. There she was. Like magic.

Phoebe: Wow.  I can't even believe she let you hold her.

Piper: Oh. Welcome home Kitty! (Phoebe laughs a little as she hands Piper Kit. Leo enters) Oh. You must be starving.

Aviva: (Sitting down on the couch.) I fed her.

Phoebe: (Sitting on the arm of the couch.) I thought you said you just found her.

Aviva: I did. Oh, um, a couple of hours ago. I mean.

Piper: And she didn't try to scratch you?

Aviva: Mm-mmm.

Leo: You know, I'll take the flyers down tomorrow. Let me uh, clean up before the movie.

Phoebe: Movie? What movie?

Piper: A war movie.

Phoebe: I love war movies. Mind if I tag along?

Leo: Uh sure. Why not? I'll be right back.

Aviva: You guys aren't going out are you? I mean, you just got your cat back.

Piper: Oh she'll be fine. Let me get my purse. (She puts Kit down and goes towards the table.) Uh, what's your name?

Aviva: Oh. No. No. I don't want your money.

Piper/Phoebe: Hey Andy!

Andy: Hey!

Prue: Hey. I thought we all had plans tonight?

Phoebe: This girl just found our cat for us.

Aviva: Aviva.

Prue: Well that's great. Um, is fifty bucks enough?

Aviva: Uh, I don't... I don't want a reward. (She stands up.) We need to talk.

Prue: About what?

Aviva: About Wicca.

Prue: Uh...(Leo enters.) Andy Trudeau, this is Leo Wyatt. You guys chat. We'll be right back.

Phoebe: OK. (Piper and Phoebe get up and lead Aviva away.)

Andy: Hey. 

Piper: Thanks again.

Phoebe: Yeah. I'm sorry you can't stay.

Aviva: I'm...not leaving. Don't you understand? I'm one of you.

Piper: No.

Aviva: Very cool.

Piper: Um, wait. You didn't.... she didn't....you didn't freeze?

Aviva: That's because I'm a witch too.

Prue: A what?

Aviva: Look, I just want to be friends.

Piper: Uh, guys, we have about 20 seconds until they unfreeze.

Phoebe: How did you find out about us?

Aviva: I'm gonna need more than 20 seconds for that.

Piper: We really need to move things along here Prue.

Prue: OK. You need to leave here now.

Aviva: What? A...why?

Prue: Because we don't know who the hell you really are, so just leave. OK? Go. Go. Go.

Aviva: No. I'm not leaving. I just saved your cat.

Prue: Leave now or else.

Aviva: Or else what.

Andy: What the hell?

Leo: Hey, where did that girl go?

Phoebe: Uh. She just...

(Prue uses her power to make the front door slam.)

Prue: Uh! Uh. Left.

Aviva: You said if I brought them back their cat...

Kali: Was it the oldest? Was it Prue that sent you away?

Aviva: Yes.

Kali: Avoid her. She's the strongest. You must separate them. Together they're Charmed. Impenetrable.

Aviva: But what if they don't want me?

Kali: Phoebe will. In her own way. She's searching for someone to relate to. Someone to share her witchcraft with. What's the problem?

Aviva: I... I don't know.

Kali: You're the one that came to me remember? You're the one who wanted... sisters.

Aviva: I know. I want a family. I don't have anybody. What do you get out of it? I mean, you know, you never really said.

Kali: Halliwell magic is old and powerful, and I want it. And since they're new to the craft, if I'm ever going to get it, it has to be now...through you. Just do as I say Aviva. Make Phoebe convent your power, then we'll both get what we want.

Prue: It's not what you think Andy. It's hard to explain. It's just...

Andy: Just another one of those things you can't explain. It's a broken record Prue.

Prue: Look, I wanted you to stay. You have to believe me.

Andy: Then what happened? Why'd you want me to leave all of a sudden?

Prue: I told you. Something came up. Sister stuff. I can't really go into detail without betraying someone's secret.

Andy: Prue...

Prue: Look Andy, I'm unpredictable. OK? That's just part of who I am and you have to accept that because I can't change it.

Andy: I don't want you to change Prue. I just... (He sits down.) I just want to have a normal date. That's all. Is that too much to ask for.

Prue: All right. Let's just try it again. Tonight? Uh, same time? Same place?

Andy: Same movie?

Prue: Uh, yeah. OK, so what? 8 o'clock?

Andy: I'll be there. Bye.

Prue: All right. Bye

Prue:  If I ever see that little artiest again...

Piper: Just got done dodging Leo's questions about her. That was close.

Prue: Too close. The question is, who is she?

Piper: And what does she want?

Phoebe: Let us not forget Aviva found Kit.

Prue: Yeah. She's probably the one who stole the cat in the first place.

Phoebe: Hello? Paranoia check.

Prue: Phoebe, for all we know, she's a warlock.

Piper: She can't be. She didn't freeze.

Phoebe: Beside, she said she was a witch.

Prue: OK, a bad witch maybe.

Phoebe: Yeah, a bad witch with a really cool power. Better than mine. That's for sure.

Prue: Why are you so quick to defend her?

Phoebe: Why are you so quick to condemn her?

Piper: If she is a witch, a good witch, then it might be kinda cool considering she's the first one we've run across.

Phoebe: Exactly.

Prue: Guys, we don't know anything about her—how she got her powers. How she found out about us?

Phoebe: She tried to tell us, but you kicked her out.

Prue: Yeah. She would have exposed us if I hadn't.

Phoebe: Prue, she's just a kid. Besides, if she is a witch, she probably feels just as alone as we do. Maybe she just needs some friends.

Prue: Or maybe she's out to destroy us. It wouldn't be the first time.

Phoebe: OK.

Prue: All right, until she knows who she really is, let's just steer clear. OK? (Phoebe nods.) I'm late for work.

Piper: Me too.

Phoebe: Hello? Aviva?

Aviva: I'm so glad that you came.

Phoebe: I'm glad that you called actually.

Aviva: Bet you got a few questions huh?

Phoebe: A few. Uh, what time does school let out?

Aviva: Uh, now.

Phoebe: Uh, whoa. Whoa. Hey, what are you doing?

Aviva: Oh, the same thing I'm sure you did a thousand times. Am I right?

Phoebe: Well..

Aviva: I am right. Um, you didn't tell your bitch sister about this, did you?

Phoebe: Hey, watch your mouth. Prue had every right to be upset about what you did.

Aviva: It's funny how you knew that I was talking about Prue and not Piper. Hey, come on. Let's go for a ride. I'll tell you everything that you want to know.

Piper: Table for one sir?

Leo: Wow. You own this place?

Piper: No. I just run it. Um. (They begin to walk to a table.) Actually, I used to be the chef here.

Leo: I'm impressed.

Piper: Good. I mean, um, good that you came here as opposed to the house and Phoebe. (Leo takes the stain samples out of his pocket.) How about those stain samples?

Leo: Now I only brought the ones authentic to the era in which the manor was built.

Piper: Great. (She sits down in the chair across from Leo.) Hungry?

Leo: Uh...

Piper: Oh, it's on the house.

Leo: You're big on food, aren't you?

Piper: Uh...

Leo: No. That's good. You know, actually, in the Mayan culture, the cook was second in the hierarchy only to the medicine man.

Piper: Mayans? You know about Mayans? Well, you certainly are a handyman, aren't you?

Leo: Uh, so, does Phoebe work here too?

Piper: Phoebe? Work. No. No. No. No. No. No. She's probably at her gay and lesbian group right about now. So what'll it be?

Phoebe: This is the dining room. This is the parlor. That's the conservatory, which is just another fancy name for family room.

Aviva: This is so totally cool. Oh, I love it here.

Phoebe: And welcome to planet Leo.

Aviva: You are liking this Leo.

Phoebe: Uh, maybe.

Aviva: Does he like you? I mean, how can he not? You are so gorgeous.

(As Phoebe talks, Aviva goes and sits down on the couch holding Kit.)

Phoebe: Well, you see, Piper and I have sort of have this little competition going over him.

Aviva: So just use your powers. Cast a spell on him or something. You do have powers, don't you?

Phoebe: What makes you think I do?

Aviva: Please. You're a witch.

Phoebe: Yeah, which brings us back to how do you know that. You promised.

Aviva: I have this teacher. She's great. She's like my mom. She told me.

Phoebe: Who is she?

Aviva: Another witch. Like a high priestess or something. She said you were the coolest and I would like you the best. She was right.

Phoebe: Well I'd like to meet her sometime.

Aviva: Yeah? (Phoebe nods.) Is your room up there?

Phoebe: Mm-hmm.

Aviva: Come on. I want to share something with you. (She puts Kit down and stands up.) You're gonna love it. I promise.

Aviva: I like mirrors. They never lie to you. (Phoebe appears behind Aviva.) They always tell you the truth whether you like it or not. It's basic black. The color of my soul. Do you want to try it?

Phoebe: You're soul's not black.

Aviva: You know the feeling that I mean. You're different, you know, you'll never want what they want. You belong on the edge. We aren't pink people Phoebe. (She turns around.) You want to see something incredible? Better yet, you want to try it?

Phoebe: Try what?

Aviva: I'll show you my power if you show me yours.

Prue: Anybody home? (She puts her purse on the table.) Better not be.

Aviva: Don't be afraid.

Phoebe: OK. Now what?

Aviva: She's giving it to you too.

Phoebe: Who is? Giving me what?

Aviva: The power. Here. (She puts a potted plant in front of Phoebe.) Touch this. (Phoebe does. The plant begins to grow.) It's the power of heat. You're hand is like the sun.

Phoebe: Whoa.

Aviva: That's pretty cool huh?

Prue: Phoebe, are you...

Phoebe: Prue...

Prue: What are you doing?

Aviva: Get out. This is her room.

Phoebe: Aviva...

Aviva: No. She treats you worse than my aunt treats me. It's not right.

Phoebe: It's OK. Relax.

Andy: Chianti, Body Heat...What do you think?

Prue: Ah...

Phoebe: (Running down the stairs) Prue, I can explain! Oh no!

Andy: Oh no...Let me guess? Rain check?

Prue: Andy...

Andy: Prue, this is...this is getting ridiculous.

Prue: I know. Believe me. You have every right to be upset, and I can't talk about it right now but I will. I promise. Tomorrow? Quake? 1:00? Please?

Andy: OK. Tomorrow 1:00. 

Phoebe: I am so sorry. I totally forgot. 

Prue: What the hell is she doing here? What's a matter with you?

Aviva: This is her house too, OK? She can do whatever she wants.

Phoebe:  Aviva...Prue, She's not what you think she is.

Aviva: She doesn't understand Phoebe. She'll never understand. 

Kali: If there were no Prue, Phoebe would be with us now.

Aviva: I hate her and wish that she were dead.

Aunt Jackie: (Outside the door.) Aviva? What's going on? Who's in there with you? (She open the door and comes in.) You skipped school today and I want to know why.

Aviva: Get out of my room!

Aunt Jackie: How dare you speak to me in that tone! (She notices the candles as Aviva stands up.) What's going on here?

Aviva: I said get out of my room! Leave me alone or else...

 Aunt Jackie? Oh god. 

 Aunt Jackie?

Aviva: Thanks.

Phoebe: You poor thing. You're shivering.

Aviva: I'm OK. (To Prue.) I know that you don't like me and I know that the last thing you want to do is help me. But I don't know where else to turn. I don't have anybody else.

Piper: She's telling the truth. Her aunt was admitted to the hospital.

Aviva: How is she? Is she OK?

Piper: She has a broken arm and a concussion.

Prue: How did she fall again?

Aviva: I don't know. I...I heard her scream and, and then I found her on the floor and I called 911. I promise, if you just let me spend the night and get some sleep, I'll tell you everything you want to know about me tomorrow.

Piper: She can't stay alone.

Phoebe: She can sleep in my room.

Prue: No magic.

Aviva: I swear.

Kali: Now... is the time.

Piper: What are you doing?

Aviva: Um...I was just looking for the bathroom.

Piper: Oh. It's down the hall to the right.

Aviva: Great. Thanks. Good night. 

Piper looks in Prue's room. She's still asleep. Piper closes the door.

Prue: I'm going to the hospital to see her aunt in an hour. I'll be back OK?

Prue: Aviva, I'm going to go see you aunt. Let her know where you are. We'll talk when I get back OK?

Aviva: Yeah. Sure. Tell her I love her.

Prue: OK.

Aunt Jackie: I don't understand. Why is Aviva staying with you? I don't even know who you are.

Prue: Um, actually we just met your niece. We lost our cat and she found it for us.

Aunt Jackie: Oh. That's what she was hiding.

Prue: Hiding?

Aunt Jackie: In the closet. She wouldn't let me go anywhere near it. You're lucky she didn't sacrifice the poor thing.

Prue: I'm sorry? 

Aunt Jackie: She's a strange kid. Very troubled. Into all sorts of wired stuff. Black magic, voodoo. God know what else. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.

Prue: What makes you think she's into black magic?

Aunt Jackie: You should see her room. It seems like every time I walk past there she's in there...chanting or something. Sometimes, I swear, I even hear other voices. I know she's not happy there. I'm only taking care of her until her mom gets out of rehab.

Prue: Do you mind if I stop by your place and pick up some things for Aviva?

Aunt Jackie: No.

Prue: Great. Thanks. Feel better.

Piper: Andy, I can't seem to get a hold of Prue. I know she was going to the hospital...

Andy: That's all right Piper. Thanks for trying.

Piper: I'm sure there's a perfectly good...

Andy: Explanation? Wanna bet? 

Prue sees Aviva's diary by the bed. She picks it up and reads one of the pages.

Prue: "Kali says we're close to taking over the Halliwell coven. I hate lying to them."

Phoebe: Hello.

Prue: Uh, Phoebe. It's me.

Phoebe: Prue, where are you? Piper called. She says you were supposed to meet Andy at Quake.

Prue: Um. Listen, we have a bigger problem to deal with. Call her back and tell her to come home. I'll...I'll explain it to you guys later. And Phoebe, whatever you do, don't let Aviva out of your site. OK?

Phoebe: Yeah sure.

Prue: All right. Bye..

Phoebe: Prue's on her way home. We can have our little chat when she gets here.

Aviva: Yeah. OK. Mind if I go upstairs and lay down? I'm...I'm not feeling real well.

Phoebe: Sure. Go ahead.

Leo: This last coat of stain's gotta dry. (He looks at Phoebe.) I'm uh, heading over to Filmore's in a few minutes to do an estimate.

Phoebe: Wait. You're finished already?

Leo: Yeah. I'll be back tomorrow to make sure everyone's happy with my work. 

Phoebe: What?

Leo: Just...just out of curiosity, um...are you and Aviva... I mean, Piper said that...

Phoebe: Piper said what?

Leo: Uh. Nothing...I think I need some water.

Phoebe: Wait, Leo, what did Piper say to you?

Leo: Uh, it doesn't matter, really... forget it.

Phoebe: Well, whatever she said, you should probably take it with a grain of salt, 'cuz sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things! But, not to worry-her shrinks are on it.

Leo: Shrinks?

Phoebe: Oh my god. Aviva.

Leo: Prue's home.

Phoebe: Oh no.

Phoebe: Aviva? Aviva!  What the hell are you doing? 

Aviva: Phoebe... I'm sorry.

Piper: Maybe we should take you to the hospital.

Phoebe: No. It's not that bad.

Leo: Well, how did it happen anyway?

Phoebe: Uh, candles. Aviva had some candles lit and I guess the sweater got to close, and then she ran out of the house.

Leo: It sure caught fire fast.

Prue: Um, Leo, we got this. We wouldn't want you to be late for that estimate.

Leo: Are you sure? I don't mind.

Phoebe: No. Prue's right. I'm fine. You go ahead.

Leo: OK. I'll stop by later to see how you're doing. 

 Piper/Phoebe: Great.

Prue: OK. So, how did this happen?

Phoebe: I had a premonition...that Aviva was going to hurt you, so I tried to stop her. I should have listened to you Prue. You were right about Aviva. She's evil.

Prue: No. Actually, she's not, but she is being used by an evil spirit and I think I know which one, so come on.

Kali: Where are you going Aviva?

Aviva: Go away. I don't want anything to do with you. I don't want to be a witch anymore.

Kali: But you haven't finished what we've started.

Aviva: But I'm hurting people. Don't you understand? First Aunt Jackie, now Phoebe. I have to leave.

Kali: Aren't you going to say good-bye first? Touch the mirror, Aviva. It's OK. I'm not upset. Touch the mirror and I'll go away too. Hello...(Her voice changes to evil.)...Aviva?

Prue: Kali. Kali. Kali.

Piper: There, there. " An evil sorceress cursed into her own dimension. She appears in reflections and has the power to possess..."

Prue: "...innocents and use them as pawns to steal a witch's power."

Piper: Wait. I don't understand. So she's using Aviva to try to turn us into bad witches?

Phoebe: Does it say anything about how to get rid of her?

Prue: Uh, yeah. " To get ride of her: shatter her reflection." However the hell we do that. Here.

Phoebe: Aviva?

(Kali walks towards them while saying this line and then stops)

Kali: (In Aviva's voice) Hello Phoebe. How's (Kali's voice) the arm?

Phoebe: You're not Aviva?

Kali: You're not kidding. 

 Aviva: Phoebe! Help me!

Kali: Never mind. My power's greater than yours Prue. It's only a matter of time.

Phoebe: Time? Piper, that's it! Freeze her!

Piper: Aviva doesn't freeze.

Phoebe: Yeah, but Kali will.

Kali: No!

Piper: Prue! The mirror! Get her to the mirror! (Prue uses her power to throw Kali in the mirror.)

Kali: No!

Aviva: Thanks for the dress.

Phoebe: No problem. It's Prue's. All set?

Aviva: Yeah. I'm all set.

Phoebe: You OK?

Aviva: I don't think, uh, looking into a mirror is ever going to be the same. 

Phoebe: Yeah, well, the demon's gone Aviva, forever.

Aviva: Yeah, well, unfortunately all the other ones remain. It's so hard.

Phoebe: Oh, I know. It was hard for me too when I was your age.

Aviva: Yeah?

Phoebe: Are you kidding? These are the hardest years of your life. The one thing I learned is you just gotta be yourself. 

Aviva: Easy for you to say. What if yourself sucks?

Phoebe: Well, you don't have to worry about that. No. Aviva, I'm serious. You are a great kid. I could totally see us hanging out together in school. A couple of troublemakers. (Both she and Aviva laugh a little.)

Aviva: I'm going to miss being a witch. Having powers...and having sisters.

Phoebe: Yeah, well, you've got your mom. And your aunt will be home from the hospital tomorrow. (She stands up.) OK, now remember, do not tell anyone about us Halliwell sisters right? It's just our little secret.

Aviva: I promise.

Phoebe: OK.

Prue: Hey.

Andy: Hey. 

Prue: Uh, can we talk?

Andy: Is there really anything to talk about?

Prue: Andy... I'm sorry...

Andy: So am I!

Prue: What do you mean by that?

Andy: I mean, come on Prue. Who we kidding? I mean, let's face it. One of us is obviously more interested in this relationship than the other.

Prue: That's not true.

Andy: Isn't it? Then how come I'm always the one left standing there looking like a jerk.

Prue: I can explain.

Andy: No, you can't. Or you won't. Damn it Prue. I still love you. I'm not saying you have to explain it all to me Prue. That you're prerogative. All I'm saying is... it hurts that you don't trust me enough.

Prue: I do trust you Andy. It has nothing to do with you, it's just... it's just something that I don't know if I can ever share with anybody.

Andy: Well I hope that's not true for your sake. All I know is there's nothing I can say or do to reassure you, that I'm there for you. (He grabs his coat and walks up the stairs.)

Prue: Andy... (He stops half-way and turns around.) Are you saying that you don't want to see me anymore?

Andy: I don't know what I want anymore.

Brain Drain

Paige: Anything?

Leo: I can't sense Piper anywhere.

Paige: Does that mean that?

Phoebe: No. He wouldn't have taken her if he wanted her dead. Cole? Oh my god.

Cole: I'm all right. I just found out that Piper's in the underworld, I think the Source has her.

Phoebe: The Source? A-are you sure? How do you know?

Cole: From another chameleon demon. I kinda 'squeezed' it out of him.

Phoebe: Well, we gotta find her. There's gotta be a spell in here somewhere.

Cole: Phoebe?

Phoebe: I saw the Source stealing the book and killing us, with our powers.

Paige: Our powers? How can he get our powers?

Cole: Maybe he's figured how to get them from Piper. Explains why he's keeping her alive.

Phoebe: No, but she can't give them up by herself.

Leo: Well, she can using the relinquishing spell in the book.

Phoebe: But we burned that spell three years ago, it doesn't exist anymore.

Leo: It does in her mind.

Phoebe: That's crazy. She'd never say it, she'd never give up her powers.

Paige: Even though she was kinda willing to this morning? I'm just saying.

Phoebe: Look, I know what you're saying but you don't know what you're talking about. I'm sorry.

Paige: Forget it.

Leo: Maybe you and I should go down there, see if I can sense her.

Cole: Follow me.

Phoebe: Okay, there's a bunch or summoning spells we can try. Come on.

Paige: I thought you said I wasn't good enough for your little coven.

Piper: Paige, you are under a spell, you don't know what you're talking about.

Paige: I tried to be your friend, I even tried to play your stupid witchy games, but all you could do was complain about me and my stuff and how we didn't compare to your beloved Prue.

Piper: I've never said that.

Paige: Hmm, you don't have to. It's obvious the way you treat me. You don't even like me.

Piper: Paige, that's ridiculous, we're sisters.

Alaster: You don't have any sisters, you're an only child, Piper, you know that.

Piper: I'm gonna be so happy when I vanquish your sorry ass.

Alaster: You use it to explain things you can't accept. Just like your best friend did before she got well. Prue?

Piper: Don't you dare talk about Prue.

Paige: Here we go again. Saint Prue.

Alaster: You've never forgiven her from finally accepting that she wasn't a witch. You've convinced yourself that she's dead.

Piper: She is dead.

Alaster: No, she's not. We released her three months ago. She's recovered, she's free. Just like you could be if you'd stop fighting it. Accept the reality.

Piper: Let me out of these restraints, I'll show you some reality.

Alaster: I'm afraid you'd just hurt yourself again. I'm truly sorry.

Piper: Leo! Leo!

Paige: Ugh, will you stop with the Leo, Leo. You're driving me crazier than I already am.

Piper: Ughh! (Phoebe skips in, eating a cookie.) Phoebe, Phoebe, untie me, hurry, hurry.

Phoebe: All right, all right, stop obsessing.

Piper: I'm not obsessing. What are you eating?

Phoebe: Chocolate chip cookie. Not your best.

Paige: Got milk? Ooh, don't think so.

Piper: Just get me out of these things, we need to reverse this damn spell. (Phoebe gasps.) What is it? What did you see?

Phoebe: I saw the back of my eyelids, what do you think I saw?

Piper: Oh, no, Phoebe, not you too.

Paige: Hurry up, Looney Tunes, get me outta here.

Piper: All right, I don't know what the hell is going on here, but we've gotta get to the Book of Shadows, and since evil can't touch it, it's still gotta be in the attic. Right, right, right? Let's go.

Piper: All right, the first thing we gotta do is... Where's Phoebe?

Paige: Who cares?

Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.

Piper: For what?

Phoebe: Well, for flying, silly. Uh-oh, another innocent to save.

Piper: No, Phoebe, wait!

Cole: You can't hurt me. I'm the mighty Belthazor.

Phoebe: Stop it, he's not evil anymore, he's good!

Paige: Mmm, well, he sure flew.

Piper: Hi, stop that. Has anybody seen the Book?

Phoebe: I know where it is. I hid it so the doctors... I mean the demons wouldn't find it.

Piper: What? What is this? Oh god. You are nuts. Okay, I don't understand how a demon could take the book out of the house. Unless this isn't the house. Okay, I gotta get you two outta here, maybe that'll break the spell.

Paige: How come the spell didn't work on you? Hehehe.

Phoebe: Don't question the rules.

Piper: Come on, we'll go down the trellis.

Phoebe: What about Cole? I never get to spend any time with him.

Piper: Uh, we'll come back for him later. Come on, come on. It'll be fun. Hurry, hurry. Faster.

Alaster: Piper, Don't.

Phoebe: I think we lost him.

Piper: Wait a minute, everything looks normal. But this, this is wrong. We should go back and try to get the demon to talk.

Paige: I'm thinking he's not gonna be so eager to spill his guts.

Piper: Hey!

Paige: Piper!

Alaster/The Source: I believe she's just learned her lesson.

Phoebe, Paige: "Power of the witches rise, course unseen across the skies, come to us who call you near, come to us and settle here. Blood to blood I summon thee, blood to blood return to me."

Paige: Any other spells you can think of?

Phoebe: No. I don't know what else to do. If Leo and Cole can't find her...  What is it?

Paige: Something that Leo said about the power-relinquishing spell being in Piper's mind.

Phoebe: I told you, she'd never say it. Paige, you don't know her as well as I do.

Paige: No, but I am getting to know the Source. He likes to play tricks on people's minds. I mean, god knows, he did with mine. He almost had me kill a guy, remember?

Phoebe: Yeah, go on.

Paige: Well, maybe that's what he's trying to do to Piper, get into her mind somehow. I mean, if that's where the spell is.

Phoebe: Then that's probably where he's looking for it. And if he can get into her mind, then why can't we?

Alaster: Easy, easy. You've had a terrible accident.

Piper: What did you do to me?

Alaster: You got hit by a car. The driver said you didn't even try to get out of the way. Piper, this delusion that you somehow have magical powers is going to get you killed some day.

Piper: Shove it. Where are my sisters?

Alaster: You mean your roommates. They're safe downstairs. Piper, how can I save you if you won't save yourself? You have to want to. You have to will it. Otherwise you just remain lost in this fantasy world of yours.

Piper: It's real, and you're just trying to confuse me.

Alaster: No, no, I'm trying to help you. Piper, your psychosis is based on the fervent belief that you're magical. But you know that's just an escape.

Piper: Escape? What escape?

Alaster: From some deep-seated pain, some terrible loss. Most likely the death of your grandmother. Which is, after all, when these series of episodes began. End your pain. You can do it. In one of our sessions you mentioned a poem... a spell, you called it. One that relinquishes the magical powers you think you have.

Piper: No. Go away.

Alaster: Say the spell, Piper. It'll free you, I promise you. It'll release you from all the, the crippling delusions you have.

Piper: Get out. Get away from me, get out!

Alaster: You have the power to give yourself the life you've always wanted. (He walks to the door.) All you have to do is stop putting the illusion of being a witch in front of it.

Piper: Leo. Leo, where are you?

Cole:  Leo.

Leo: She's hurt.

Cole: Where is she?

Leo: I don't know, I can't get an exact reading.

Cole: Try harder.

Leo: I can't. The Source must have learned from last time, he's blocking Piper's signal.

Cole: Well, we have to find the Source.

Leo: How are we gonna do that?

Cole: There's only one way.

Leo: Cole.

Leo: Hey.

Piper: Leo. Heal me, please.

Leo: This ought to help.

Piper: No, not with that, with your powers.

Leo: If I had powers, honey, I would use them. You know that I would.

Leo: It kills me to see you like this. What?

Piper: White lights. I see white lights all around you.

Leo: That's the painkiller.

Piper: No, you're my Whitelighter.

Leo: Dr. Alaster says there's a way for you to get better. Is that true?

Piper: I-I don't...

Leo: If it were then we can be together. We wouldn't have to keep sneaking around, breaking the rules.

Piper: Rules? But we're married.

Leo: No, only in your fantasy world. But it doesn't have to be that way. If you were to get better, then we could be married for real. And have that little girl that you've been dreaming about in the future. Come on, I wanna show you something.

Oracle: What are you doing here? Leave now.

Bounty #1: I don't think so.

Bounty #2: Tell the Source we've captured Belthazor.

Oracle: Leave him. I'll make sure you get the credit.

Bounty #2: We're not going without our bounty.

Oracle: Then you'll wait.

Alaster/The Source: I have a surprise for you, Piper.

Alaster: One that I think will help you.

Leo: You see, there's magic in the real world too.

Alaster: Your friends have come to visit you.

Becca: Piper, how are you?

Piper: Becca?

Becca: It's so good to see you again, we've missed you.

Wendy: We've got so much to catch up on.

Piper: Wendy, when did you have your baby?

Wendy: Just after the shower. Don't you remember? Do you wanna hold her? Here.  Isn't the outfit you bought her just adorable?

Becca: What's the matter, honey? Why are you crying?

Alaster: I think it's probably best if you all go now.

Becca: But we just got here. And everyone's so excited to finally see her again.

Alaster: I'm sorry. You understand.

Leo: You can have this life, Piper. We can have it together. You already know how to get it for us. It's the only way you'll ever get out of here. To free yourself once and for all, to free us.

Piper: The spell.

Leo: Yes. The spell.  Try to remember it. Exactly.

Paige: Are we sure we wanna do this?

Phoebe: This was your idea, remember?

Paige: Well, in the abstract, yeah, but, uh, I have enough trouble being in my head let alone someone else's.

Phoebe: Well, our minds won't actually be in Piper's body, just our consciousness. Kinda like astral projection.

Paige: Okay, so the spell gets us into her head. What about after that?

Phoebe: We use the reversal spell to get us out. Are you ready? I'm not about to lose another sister. And neither are you.

Phoebe, Paige: "Life to life and mind to mind, our spirits now will intertwine; We meld our souls and journey to, the one whose thoughts we wish we knew."

Phoebe: I think it worked.

Paige: Either that or we're in Mary Poppins' head.

Phoebe: Piper. Piper. We're gonna get you outta here. Okay, I have the spell.

Piper: No, no more spells.

Phoebe: Piper, honey, it's us, it's your sisters.

Piper: I don't have any sisters. Go away, leave me alone!

Alaster: You're too late. Her nightmare's about to end.

Alaster: Keep 'em here. I want them to witness this. They're no threat. Their powers don't work here.

Paige: Oh, yeah? Spell!  Ow!

Alaster: Pain, however, you do feel. And will, after she recites the spell thrice. Once for each of your powers.

Phoebe: Leo. Help Piper, get her outta here.

Alaster: Yes, Leo, by all means.

Leo: It's okay. Piper, honey, just say the words and everything will be all right.

Paige: No!

Piper: "From whence they came return them now..."

Phoebe: Piper, don't! Please, Piper, don't.

Piper: "Vanish the words, vanish our powers..."

Paige: Don't trust them, they're trying to steal our powers!

Alaster: Don't listen to them.

Leo: They're still delusional.

Alaster: You're not.

Leo: Not anymore.

Alaster: Just two more times.

Alaster: You'll set yourself free. Say the spell, Piper. You know you want to.

Leo: Come on, Cole, wake up. How you doing? Cole, hurry up, wake up.

Oracle:Finish this, you're in danger.

Leo: Piper.

Piper: "Vanish our powers."

Alaster: One last time.

Phoebe: Now!

Oracle: Break the connection or he'll kill you!

Alaster: I told you, you're too late.

Oracle: No!

Phoebe: Piper, please, don't do this. Our magic is a gift. You can't just throw it away.

Piper: "From whence they came, return them now."

Leo: Piper, don't. (He goes over to her.) Listen to your sisters, trust them. Trust me, don't say the spell, don't relinquish your powers.

Piper:  Are you really my husband?

Leo: Yes.

Piper: And that would make you two really my sisters.

Phoebe: Whether you like it or not.

Piper: And so that demon is gone? Thank god, because that guy was freaking me out.

Paige: Whattaya say we, uh, click our heals and get out of this crazy joint? Uh, no offense.

Piper: That's okay.  My life has always been a little crazy.

Phoebe: Is something wrong?

Piper: No, everything is just right.

Paige: Except for my chair.

Piper: Yeah, which, um, I'll actually pay to replace.

Paige: Oh, god, no, it's not your fault. Or is it?

Piper: Actually, yeah, it was. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house and in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it but...

Paige: Nah, it wasn't my favourite chair anyway. Besides, it's actually kinda good to know that I'm not the only one who struggles with the idea of being a witch.

Phoebe: No, believe me, you're in good company.

Leo: Well, the good news is you won't have to deal with the Source any time soon because Cole... hurt him pretty bad.

Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.

Phoebe: So, he's gone for now isn't he? First time in a long time. I think we should take advantage of that.

Cole: Why, Ms. Halliwell, are you trying to seduce me?

Phoebe: Always.

Piper: Eww

Paige: Okay, and I'm just gonna... go to the store, get some milk, or something.

Leo: Sure you're okay?

Piper: Yeah. You know, I-I'm never gonna stop wanting a normal life, but you know what? I think that's the one thing that actually keeps me sane.

Leo: Well, you deserve a normal life, Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that when we vanquish the Source once and for all.

Piper: And who knows. Maybe some day I can have a baby shower of my own. What do you think?

Leo: Well, in that case.. We need to practice a little.

Piper: Leo!

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Piper: Damn it! These ones are burnt too. I'm losing my Phoebe: Um, Piper, remember when you told me to tell you when you're obsessing?

Piper: I'm not obsessing. I just want everything to be perfect, that's all.

Piper: Damn it! These ones are burnt too. I'm losing my touch.

Phoebe: Oh, no, it's okay, sweetie, they're just a little crisp.  You know, personally I am glad that you're not a chef anymore. I'd probably be 300 pounds by now.

Piper: Maybe I should make another batc

Phoebe: Yeah, but Piper, it's a baby shower, not a Royal wedding. Besides, don't you think you're doing enough already? For god sakes, you're hosting the thing and you're not even close to Wendy anymore.

Piper: That is precisely why I'm doing all of this. I swear to god, in the last couple of years we've vanquished more friendships than we have demons.

Phoebe: Got milk?

Piper: Somebody forgot to put it on the list again.

Phoebe: Okay, well, we have to be patient. You know, it's gonna take Paige more than a week to adjust to living here.

Piper: Still, there are common courtesies, common sense, rules.

Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to admit, it's nice to have the Power of Three under the same roof again.

Piper: Right. Grab those.

Phoebe: So cute. Aunt Phoebe sure would like to throw one of these for you one day.

Piper: Damn it! Paige!

Phoebe: You're changing the subject.

Piper: No, I'm ignoring you.

Phoebe: Well, you can't ignore that beautiful little girl of yours that we saw in the future, and if my math is right, you and Leo better start, you know, right about now.

Piper: Phoebe, we saw a lot of things in the future that won't be happening now.

Phoebe: I know. But that doesn't mean you can't have kids. I mean, don't you wanna little kid?

Piper: Not with demons dropping in all the time, I don't.

Cole: Phoebe?

Phoebe: Hold that thought. Generations of Halliwells fought demons and had kids. It didn't stop them, why should it stop you?

Piper: Did it ever occur to you that maybe this is none of your business?

Phoebe: Oh, that's besides the point.

Cole: Phoebe.

Phoebe: How does Leo feel about this?

Piper: I haven't talked to Leo about this.

Phoebe: Well, don't you think we should?

Piper: We?

Phoebe: Yes, Cole, what is it?

Cole: Okay. Freeze the room fast, then unfreeze only me.

Piper: What? Why?

Cole: Just do what I say and I'll explain after.

Phoebe: Please don't blow him up.

Piper: I'll try.

Cole: The rest of the room still frozen?

Piper: Cole, we're the only ones in the room.

Cole: You're not actually. There's a chameleon in the house.

Phoebe: A lizard? You're worried about a lizard?

Cole: This chameleon is a demon. One who can transform into any object just to spy on you.

Piper: Trying to tell me the manor is supernaturally bugged?

Cole: Uh-huh. Has been for some time, apparently. It explains why the Source hasn't attacked you in a while. He's had his chameleons watching your every move, gathering inside information. Look around. What's not supposed to be here?

Piper: Hmm.

Phoebe: Piper, I think that was Paige's chair.

Piper: Yeah, I know, it was ugly.

Cole: Uh, the room just unfroze.

Phoebe: Where'd that lamp come from?

Piper: Cole, get back! Damn it, we just got that thing fixed.

Paige: What the hell happened?

Piper: The freakin' furniture just attacked!

Leo: Do you know how long the chameleon demon was in the house?

Phoebe: I don't know. The lamp has been here for at least three days. Maybe more.

Piper: what do you think he wants?

Cole: I told you. Gathering information.

Piper: But for what? For why?

Cole: For the Source's next attack.

Paige: Excuse me. Is there anyway to claim this kind of damage on our home owners insurance policy?

Piper: Usually not.

Paige: Usually? What do you mean? I can expect my furniture to get blown up again?

Phoebe: Get ready for the unexpected. That's rule number one in the Halliwell manor.

Piper: Wanna learn the rest?

Phoebe: Um, maybe now's not the time? Considering we have to figure out a way to find this demon.

Leo: Well, you could try scrying using his blood.

Piper: And we've got plenty of that. Although, I don't know what good it would do to find him now. Whatever he's learned he's already told the Source.

Cole: Except that he might also know what the Source's plan is. How he's going to attack. Find him, we might be able to find that out.

Paige: I know. What about pooling our money into a fund to cover anybody's damage no matter who's it is.

Phoebe: Um...

Woman: Whoa! Scared me. Hey, Phoebe, it's been a long time. Hey, sorry I'm late, we should go.

Piper: Go?

Woman: To the shower. Wasn't I supposed to pick you up? Did I mess up? She looks in her day planner.

Piper: No, no, you didn't, Becca. There's just some stuff going on here.

Becca: So what else is new, huh? Do you want some help with the party baskets?

Phoebe: No! No, it's just I'm afraid something came up and Piper can't...

Becca: Oh, no, don't tell me that you're not gonna come. Everyone's so looking forward to seeing you again.

Piper: Oh, really? Oh, they are? Well, th-then we can't disappoint them. W-We'll get some stuff at the market on the way there.

Phoebe: Will you excuse us for one minute? Wh-Are you outta your mind? You can't still go. Piper, we have to scry for that demon.

Piper: Well, it doesn't take three sisters to scry. You and Paige can do it and then call me when you find him.

Phoebe: Piper!

Piper: Phoebe. Look, okay, the bottom line is if I'm ever gonna have kids, then I need a life first, which means I need to be a human first and then a witch later. Okay, got it? Good. (Piper tries to open the door and Phoebe stands in the way.) Outta the way! (She gets the door open.) Hi! Bye Leo!

Leo: Bye!

Source: You have failed me.

Demon: I beg to differ. Aside from finding Belthazor, everything I've learned about the Charmed Ones...

Source: May all be for naught now that they've exposed you, Alaster. The element of surprise was critical to my plan's success.

Alaster: You can still use the information to capture one of the...

Source: That's not what I needed the information for. Capturing is easy. Tricking one into giving up all of their powers was the ultimate goal. That's why I needed to learn everything about their hopes, fears, their dreams.

Alaster: Then accelerate your plans. Use me to capture the one you want. After all, they'll be after me now.

Source: Yes, they will, won't they.  But then why not cut out the middleman. (He vanquishes Alaster. He turns and makes the oracle appear on a rock.) It's time, Oracle. I must know now which of the sisters do you foresee to be most vulnerable to my plan?

Oracle: Well, each is vulnerable in their own way. But the eldest seems to have the most resistance to the craft. Her yearnings appear to be her greatest weakness.

Woman: Oh, how cute is this! Oh, Piper, this is adorable. Where did you get this?

Piper: Uh, a little shop in the Embarcadero. They have the cutest things.

Woman: Thank you so much. For everything.

Piper: You're welcome. (They hug.)

Woman: We have so much to catch up on.

Piper: I know. We will. What?

Becca: Nothing. It's just good to see you out and about again, that's all.

Piper: Yeah, after Prue died it took some time to...

Becca: Yeah, but even before that. It's almost like the last three or four years you've just kinda disappeared.

Piper: Yeah.

Becca: Oh, no, don't tell me you have to go.

Piper: Uh, no, it can wait. I'll be right back. What are you doing here? No guys allowed.

Leo: I tried calling your cell phone but it went dead. Paige and Phoebe think they found the demon.

Piper: Already? They did? Are you sure?

Leo: Yeah. You have to go now.

Piper: How am I supposed to have kids when I can't even be at someone else's baby shower?

Leo: What?

Piper: Nothing, never mind. I'll meet you outside. The least I can do is say goodbye. Uh, Wendy, I'm sorry, I've gotta go, something's come up.

Wendy: Ugh, now? But we haven't even had the cake yet, you're gonna miss the best part.

Piper: Ugh, I know. Story of my life. I'll see you later.

Paige: So we've got the spell to vanquish the chameleon but we're not gonna use it. I don't get it.

Leo: Well, you vanquish him only if you have to. The goal here is to try and interrogate, find out what the Source is planning.

Paige: Okay, but I'm thinking that this guy's not gonna be so eager to spill his guts.

Cole: Oh, he'll spill. I'll see to that.

Phoebe: No, you can't come, he saw you with us. Probably means the Source has some bounty hunter ready to attack you, or capture you, or something.

Cole: So what else is new?

Phoebe: Well, it doesn't make it any less dangerous.

Paige: So the question still stands. How do we get a demon to stop and chat with us.

Phoebe: Well, Piper can freeze him and unfreeze his head, she's done that before. How do you feel about that?

Piper: I don't know.

Cole: Why, you got a better idea?

Piper: Maybe. We could tell him to offer the Source a deal instead.

Leo: Deal? What kind of a deal?

Piper: Well, something like, he stops coming after us and we stop going after him.

Phoebe: What?

Piper: Of course that would mean we'd have to stop going after all of his demons too, which would be fine by me. It would stop all of the constant attacks.

Paige: (to Cole) Am I the only one who thinks she's bumped her head?

Phoebe: You can't be serious, Piper.

Piper: Actually, I've never been more serious in my life. Think about it. This could be an opportunity for us to get out of the demon fighting business once and for all.

Leo: Wait, and what, just give up on your destiny?

Piper: How do you know we haven't already fulfilled it? I mean, god knows, we've saved scores of innocents already. Maybe that's enough. Maybe it's time for some other witches to take over and let us get on with our lives. Isn't it worth a try in exchange for what we might be getting? No more putting things on hold, vacations, friends, kids.

Phoebe: We can't give up now. We are so close. We have to take out the Source if we can. And if not just for our sake, then at least for Prue's.

Piper: Fine. I just hope we don't end up where she did.

Piper: Something's not right. We've checked both alleys twice.

Phoebe: Well, the chameleon's gotta be here somewhere because the crystal never lies.

Paige: I don't know about you guys but I'm getting a not so good feeling about this.

Piper: All right, we'll check one more time and then we'll call it quits. Phoebe, you and Paige go check that alley, I'll go check that alley.

Phoebe: Wait, split up? Are you sure that's a good idea?

Piper: Maybe it'll lure him out, who knows? If you get nervous say the vanquishing spell. Keep your eyes peeled, he could be anything.

Alaster/The Source: Were you expecting me to freeze?

Piper: Phoebe! Paige!

Leo: Piper. Piper. Are you okay?

Piper: Ow. My head hurts.

Leo: I bet it does, you hit it pretty hard. Are you all right?

Piper: I think so. What happened?

Leo: What always happens when you have one of your episodes. You threw yourself against a wall.

Piper: Episodes? I didn't throw myself. What are you wearing?

Leo: It's okay, those are just the other patients.

Piper: What the hell is going on?

Leo: It's all right. You're at the sanatorium. You're home

Piper: Where's all our furniture? Leo, what are all these people doing in our house?

Leo: Our house? Piper, Halliwell Hospital is hardly our house. All these other people live here too.

Piper: Halliwell Hospital? Is that some kind of a joke? What's wrong with you?

Leo: Please, calm down.

Piper: No, Leo, I will not calm down. Something very strange is going on, something demonically strange. That demon must have cast a spell, and changed the house, and changed you. Phoebe?Paige?

Doctor: Easy, lady, relax.

Piper: Let go of me. Leo, don't just stand there.

Alaster: Problems, Dr. Wyatt?

Piper: That's him, that's the demon!

Alaster: Demons again. Piper, we've been through this thousands of times before. There are no demons, they're just figments of your imagination.

Piper: Wanna bet? "Evil hiding in plain sight, I use this spell with all my might, to stop you changing form and shape, this vanquish seals your fate."

Doctor: Doesn't really rhyme, does it? Sorry.

Piper: I don't understand it. That spell should've worked.

Alaster: Piper, why do you insist on demonising me and every psychiatrist who's ever tried to help you?

Piper: Let go of me. I gotta blow him up, I'm gonna blow you up!

Alaster: He violent impulses are returning. Hey, straitjacket!

Doctor #2: Yes, doctor.

Leo: Piper, why won't you let Dr. Alaster help you?

Piper: I don't need his help, I need your help. Get this guy off of me so I can use my powers.

Leo: Piper, you don't have powers, you're not a witch, you don't save innocents, you never did.

Piper: What?

Paige: This isn't fair! This is my house too!  I can do anything I want! You're hurting me!

Piper: Paige, Paige. A demon took over the house. Orb the heck outta here!

Alaster: Take her to isolation so she doesn't hurt herself.

Piper: Wait, wait a minute, you don't understand. Wait. Leo!

Leo: It's for your own good.

Piper: Wait a minute. Hey, hey, you're making a big mistake. Please, listen to me for a second. He's a demon.

Alaster: I'm not gonna give up on you, Piper. We're gonna free you of these delusions, I promise you.

Piper: Shut up! Phoebe! Phoebe!

Alaster: I can give you everything you want if only you'll let me help. (The doctors carry her away.) This illness has already consumed more than three years of your life.

Alaster/The Source: Don't let it rob you of anymore. You're not a witch, you only think you are.

Oracle: What's the matter? What happened?

Alaster/The Source: It's just taking more magic than I realised to project into her mind.

Oracle: More than you have, perhaps? I only mean to caution you. This is weakening you, making you vulnerable.

Alaster/The Source: But the bounty I seek will make me more powerful than ever.

Oracle: If you can get it.

Alaster/The Source: Nobody knows more about the Charmed Ones than I do. I know how to break her spirit. I know her Achilles heal. In her deepest heart she never wanted to be a witch. And she feels an obligation to her powers.

Oracle: Yes, but you said her powers won't work in our illusion.

Alaster/The Source: They won't. Once she learns that painful lesson, she'll willingly give hers up. And with them, her sisters too.

Leo&Andy^^

P3 - Charmed (v2)

Charmed: A New Beginning

CHAPTER TWO

Once the black orbs cleared there was Wyatt... Pipers son.

Wyatt: Hello Mother Dear....

Piper: Wyatt! You’re Evil Again?? How??

Wyatt: Not Sure.. But I'm NOT going to fight it...

Diana: Quick, Paige you know what to do!

Paige grabbed her sisters along with the Vera-Danso sisters and orbbed away.

Wyatt: Diana... Diana... What are we going to do with you??

Diana: We??

Just then two voices called from around the corner... "He means us.."

Diana: Leo... Chris... What Happened??

Leo: The same thing that's going to happen to you sweetheart...

Chris took out a green potion and was ready to throw it at Diana when she orbbed away.

Leo & Chris: Fuck!!

*****

Paige: Welcome to Magic School...

Maggie: Is this Hogwarts??

Piper, Phoebe and Paige laughed

Piper: No, but some times is feels like that...

Mel: This place looks so cool.

Kaela: So what is this place?

Paige: It's a school designed to help Magical creatures control their powers.

Kaela: Do you think someone here could help me get better control of my powers?

Maggie: Kaela you have control of you're powers...

Kaela: Yeah but it would be so cool to not have to hurry up and draw something for it to come to life...

Paige: You're a manifester... Interesting...

Mel: Piper are you alright?

Mel asked noticing that she had starting crying.

Piper: It's just that we tried so hard to stop Wyatt from becoming evil and now he is...

Phoebe: Oh honey, We will find away to save him again...

Piper: How! We have no idea who did this to him!

Mel: Maybe not yet, but with the six of us I'm sure we will be able to figure it out...

Phoebe: Mel is right... Everyone get to reading there has to be a book here to help us...

Diana: I found something in this book!

Phoebe: Diana?

Diana: What?

Phoebe: How did you get here before us?

Diana: I have my ways... Anyway look at this..

Diana said as she pointed to a page with the triquetra on it.

Maggie: According to this the triquetra represents three words tied together to help the greater good...

Piper: Let me see that book...

Piper closed the book to look at the cover...

Phoebe: Hey that's the book that...

Piper: That Marisol gave us...

Paige: I haven't seen her in years...

Mel: Wait.. Did you say Marisol gave you that book?

Phoebe: Yes.. Why?

Paige: Dose that name mean anything to you??

Mel and Maggie looked at each other.

Maggie: She was our mother....

Maggie said with a tear running down her cheek.

Piper: I'm so sorry for you're loss...

Piper said putting a hand on Mel and Maggie's shoulders.

Phoebe: So Marisol must have known about the connection as well...

Paige: And it was that book that gave you the visions of the connection...

Paige said to Phoebe.

Phoebe: Well not completely... it wasn't just her but the Demon that we fought that day.. when I punched him I saw... I saw I different girl with Mel and Maggie...

Mel: Macy....

Mel said as she started to cry uncontrollably

Maggie: Mel...

Mel: I- I need a moment....

Mel said as she walked away from the group.

Phoebe: You guys lost a sister too...

Maggie: Yeah... but it's been awhile since I've seen Mel this upset...

Kaela: Let me talk to her...

Piper: No, I'll go... I think I know something that might help...

Charmed: " Titan of the Bay " (unaired S4 ep.)

In a dramatic twist of fate, Leo Wyatt, the Whitelighter from the classic series *Charmed* (played by Brian Krause), finds himself unexpectedly transformed into a colossal giant after a spell as an unseen outcome. As he looms over San Francisco, wearing nothing but a blue Speedo, the city is thrown into chaos. His enormous presence is due to the urgent need to combat a giant Water Demon that has emerged from the depths of the Pacific Ocean, threatening to inundate the city with its destructive waves.

In an effort to mitigate the panic his transformation has caused among the populace, the Charmed Sisters—Piper, Phoebe, and Paige—enact a powerful spell that makes Leo's giant form invisible to everyone except themselves. This spell allows them to focus on the task at hand without the city’s chaos escalating further.

The Charmed Sisters must now race against time to reverse the spell that transformed Leo. Meanwhile, Leo, despite his towering size, must use his unique powers to engage in a high-stakes battle with the Water Demon. As the demon wreaks havoc, Leo’s presence becomes pivotal in saving the city, and his heroic struggle against the monstrous foe reveals both his strength and his vulnerability.

With their magic, wits, and Leo’s newfound giant strength, the Charmed Sisters work together to protect San Francisco and restore their husband/brother in law to his normal size. The epic showdown tests Leo's bravery and his inner strength, highlighting the true essence of heroism in a world where the lines between magic and reality blur.

Hi.

I don't know if you are still accepting requests. But can you write that Chris from Charmed is dating y/n but doesn't know that Chris has magic?

If you don't like the idea, you can delete

A/N: Omg of course! You are my first-ever request! I had not been making any posts because I wasn't motivated, but since you requested it I will do it!! I hope you enjoy it!

{~Secrets in the Halliwell Manor~}

Summary: Chris Halliwell has been keeping a life-altering secret from Y/N—he’s a witch from a powerful magical family. When he finally reveals the truth, Y/N is thrust into a world of magic, demons, and danger. Y/N must decide whether to embrace this extraordinary reality or walk away. Can their love withstand the truth, or will the secrets Chris has kept tear them apart?

Characters: Chris, Piper, Leo, Phoebe

Pairing: Chris Halliwell x GN!Y/N

Warnings: No Warnings

Word Count: 1537

Chris Halliwell walked hand in hand with Y/N down the bustling streets of San Francisco. The early evening sun cast long shadows, and the air was filled with the sounds of distant chatter, car engines, and the occasional chirping of birds. He had been seeing Y/N for a few months now, and things had been going well—too well, perhaps. But with every date, every sweet moment, the weight of the secret he carried grew heavier on his shoulders.

“Chris, you’ve been a little quiet today,” Y/N said, glancing up at him with concern in their eyes. “Everything okay?”

Chris forced a smile, squeezing Y/N's hand a little tighter. “Yeah, just… thinking.”

“About?” Y/N prompted, not missing the flicker of hesitation in his eyes.

“Oh, you know, life, the future… where we're headed,” Chris replied, hoping the vague response would be enough. The truth was, he was always thinking about the future—literally. As a Whitelighter-witch hybrid, Chris had traveled from the future to prevent a dark fate from befalling his family. But none of that could be shared with Y/N, at least not yet.

“You’re not getting cold feet, are you?” Y/N teased, nudging him playfully with their shoulder.

Chris chuckled softly. “No, not at all. Just trying to figure out how to balance everything, you know?”

“Life can be complicated,” Y/N agreed. “But you know you can talk to me about anything, right?”

Chris stopped walking and turned to face Y/N, taking both of their hands in his. The sincerity in Y/N’s gaze made his heart ache with the desire to come clean. But how could he? How could he explain that he was a witch, that his family was one of the most powerful magical families in existence, and that he had traveled through time to save the world?

“I know,” he finally said, leaning down to press a gentle kiss on Y/N’s forehead. “I’m lucky to have you.”

Y/N smiled, standing on their tiptoes to kiss him properly. “You’re right, you are lucky,” they teased, their smile lighting up their face.

Chris laughed, the tension easing slightly. “Let’s head back to the Manor. There’s something I want to show you.”

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The Halliwell Manor was as imposing as ever, with its Victorian architecture and an aura of mystery that seemed to cling to its walls. Y/N had been there a few times, but the house still held an enigmatic charm that they couldn’t quite place.

“Piper, Leo, I’m home!” Chris called as he opened the front door, leading Y/N inside.

Y/N looked around, admiring the intricate details of the house. “This place is incredible. It always feels like there’s some kind of history here.”

Chris smiled. “There’s a lot of history in this house, that’s for sure.”

Before Y/N could ask what he meant, Piper Halliwell, Chris's mother, appeared from the kitchen, wiping her hands on a dishtowel. She smiled warmly when she saw Y/N. “Oh, hi, Y/N! It’s so good to see you again. How have you been?”

“Hi, Piper! I’ve been good, thank you. How about you?”

“Busy, as usual,” Piper replied with a wink. “But that’s life. Are you staying for dinner?”

Chris quickly cut in before Y/N could respond. “We might have to skip dinner tonight, Mom. I wanted to show Y/N something upstairs.”

Piper raised an eyebrow, her motherly intuition telling her something was up. “Alright, but don’t take too long. You know how I feel about skipping meals.”

Chris nodded, pulling Y/N towards the stairs. “We won’t. I promise.”

As they made their way to the attic, Y/N couldn’t help but feel a mix of excitement and curiosity. Chris had mentioned the attic before, but he had always been vague about what was up there. Now, as they climbed the stairs, Y/N felt a sense of anticipation building.

When they reached the attic door, Chris paused, looking at Y/N with a serious expression. “There’s something I need to tell you before we go in.”

Y/N’s heart skipped a beat. “Okay…”

Chris took a deep breath, struggling to find the right words. “This might sound crazy, but you have to trust me, alright?”

Y/N nodded, their concern deepening. “Chris, you’re scaring me. What is it?”

“I’m not who you think I am,” Chris said slowly. “There’s a lot about my life that you don’t know… things I haven’t told you because I didn’t know how.”

Y/N’s mind raced, trying to piece together what he was saying. “What do you mean?”

Chris turned to the door, hesitating for just a moment before pushing it open. The attic was dimly lit, with shafts of light filtering through the windows, illuminating the dust particles in the air. In the center of the room was an old, ornate book resting on a wooden stand.

“What is this place?” Y/N asked, stepping inside, their voice barely above a whisper.

“This is where my family keeps the Book of Shadows,” Chris explained, moving towards the book. “It’s a magical tome that has been passed down through generations. It contains spells, potions, and information about demons and other supernatural beings.”

Y/N stared at him, trying to process what he was saying. “Magic…? Chris, what are you talking about?”

Chris met Y/N’s eyes, his expression earnest. “I’m a witch, Y/N. My whole family is. We protect the world from evil forces that most people don’t even know exist.”

For a moment, Y/N couldn’t speak. It was as if the world had tilted on its axis, and nothing made sense anymore. “You’re serious, aren’t you?” they finally managed to say.

Chris nodded. “I know it’s a lot to take in. But I wanted you to know the truth because… I care about you. And I can’t keep this from you anymore.”

Y/N took a step back, trying to process everything. “This is… I don’t know what to say, Chris. This is insane.”

“I know,” Chris said softly. “But it’s the truth.”

Before Y/N could respond, the door to the attic burst open, and in rushed Phoebe Halliwell, Chris’s aunt, with a worried expression on her face.

“Chris, we’ve got a problem,” Phoebe said, her eyes flickering to Y/N for a brief moment before focusing on her nephew.

“What is it?” Chris asked, immediately on alert.

“There’s a demon in the city. It’s causing havoc, and we need to deal with it before things get worse.”

Y/N’s eyes widened. “A demon? Like, an actual demon?”

Phoebe glanced at Y/N, offering a sympathetic smile. “Yeah, sorry about this. Welcome to the family, I guess?”

Y/N felt like they were in a dream—a bizarre, surreal dream. “Chris, what’s going on?”

“I’ll explain everything later, I promise,” Chris said, turning back to Phoebe. “Where’s Wyatt?”

“He’s on his way,” Phoebe replied, just as a swirl of blue orbs materialized in the room, revealing Chris’s older brother, Wyatt.

Wyatt gave Y/N a quick nod. “Hey, Y/N. Sorry you had to find out this way.”

Y/N could only nod in response, their mind reeling.

“Let’s get this over with,” Chris said, determination settling in his eyes. He turned to Y/N, his voice gentle. “Stay here, okay? We’ll be back soon.”

Y/N grabbed his arm, their voice trembling. “Chris, be careful.”

Chris squeezed their hand, giving them a reassuring smile. “I will. Trust me.”

With that, the three witches left the attic, leaving Y/N alone with the Book of Shadows and a whirlwind of emotions.

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Y/N paced the attic, their mind racing. Magic? Witches? Demons? It was too much to comprehend. But the more they thought about it, the more things started to make sense. The strange occurrences, the odd things Chris had said or done—it all fit together now.

After what felt like an eternity, the door to the attic creaked open, and Chris stepped inside, looking slightly disheveled but unharmed.

“Are you okay?” Y/N asked, rushing over to him.

Chris nodded, pulling Y/N into a tight embrace. “I’m fine. The demon’s gone. It’s over.”

Y/N clung to him, feeling a rush of relief. “I can’t believe any of this is real.”

Chris pulled back slightly, looking into Y/N’s eyes. “I know it’s a lot to take in. And if you need time to process everything, I understand.”

Y/N shook their head. “I don’t need time. I just need you to promise me one thing.”

“Anything,” Chris said immediately.

“Don’t keep secrets from me anymore,” Y/N said, their voice firm. “If we’re going to be together, I need to know everything.”

Chris smiled, relief flooding through him. “I promise. No more secrets.”

Y/N smiled back, feeling a sense of peace settle over them. “Good. Because I’m not going anywhere.”

Chris leaned down, capturing Y/N’s lips in a tender kiss. For the first time in a long while, he felt like everything was going to be okay.

And as they stood there, wrapped in each other’s arms, Y/N knew that no matter what.