Cooking Mandolin - Tumblr Posts

Normal people: *are afraid of heights, spiders, snakes, etc.*

Me: c o o k i n g m a n d o l i n

*for context, I had once used one when I was about 13/14 and cut part of my finger off because I had gone too quick. It never healed back properly, so my right ring finger has a "ball-like" protrusion on the tip, and yes, it hurt like a motherfucker. Still a little sensitive there, because of nerve damage.*