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i'm coy || he/any || adult || nb transmasc i draw, drink pop, & kiss guys

don't follow if you're u18 pls

dni people i don't like

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chowing down on some oatmeal bites rn,, hashtag livin the lifr

the whole "autistic people don't understand sex or sexual topics" infantilization thing is even funnier considering that most of the autists i know are about fifty times hornier than the average person and about a billion times weirder about it

blows my mind that once upon a time people were able to just. find places. with no maps. just word of mouth, shaped trees, and maybe a little north star action.

as the guy who probably couldn't find his own asshole without a gps or something, that kind of navigational skill is godly, and i have massive respect anyone in modern day who can still do shit like that.

"fuck like wildcats" is cool but i want to cuddle like house cats. i want to look like this please,,,

man this shit sucks! I'm going to- (remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health) -beatbox about it.

inspired by the quiz i saw for the countries!

take this quiz to see how many USA states you can name in 10 minutes, because i was curious to see if i still remembered. i got all but blanked on wyoming, maryland, and oklahoma. (and i only got nebraska, missouri, and mississippi in the last 10 seconds. when i blank out i BLANK out.)

bro my dad “went to dinner” at my favorite mexican restaraunt and said he’d bring me home a burrito and it’s fucking 9pm

"Someday, after I die, I'll go to Heaven and-"

WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY NOOOWW!!!!!!

love when people either name their animals after random obscure clothing items, or human names. like "this is jorts, he likes to piss in the sink. and this is kevin, he has a sick mohawk." instant green flag

crossing the street is so humiliating for no reason. especially when a car stops and waits for you.

even worse when the driver does that little "go ahead little buddy" hand thing,, and then you gotta do that "hey haha thanks" hand thing back,,, god just fucking run me over,,, like i'd rather go flying across your windshield actually

what do you think of chappell roan?

I think she should kill a fan onstage

idk who needs to hear this but please stop beating yourself up over things you said or did before you even had fully-formed kneecaps.

you are like an empty tip jar

i be like "i draw :]" and then not draw anything

?????