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6 years ago

Person A *revising science*: What are the three types of radioactive decay?

Person B *reading fanfiction*: Alpha, beta and omega

Person A:

Person B: What?

Person A *trying not to laugh*: You just said omega

Person B: Sh*t! GAMMA! I MEANT GAMMA!


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1 year ago
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An undead Necromancer decides to try her hand at the Defence Against the Dark Arts position at Hogwarts, School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. The Jinx is not happy, but not the most creative, either.

Or: How many times does a DADA professor have to die, before they give up and let the Jinx win? (The answer is: Too many. The Jinx never stood a chance)


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