Funny Chat Post - Tumblr Posts
Person A *revising science*: What are the three types of radioactive decay?
Person B *reading fanfiction*: Alpha, beta and omega
Person A:
Person B: What?
Person A *trying not to laugh*: You just said omega
Person B: Sh*t! GAMMA! I MEANT GAMMA!
Person A: I'm so happy, I'm going to cry!
Person B: Think of puppies in blenders
Person A: WhAt?
Person B: At least you're not gonna cry anymore.
Person A: Kill yourself.
Science teacher: Lipase is called that because fatase would sound dumb
Me and friend: *understanding noises*
*science teacher leaves*
Friend: fatase sounds like fat ass *starts laughing*
Me: *stares at friend before laughing as well* Duuude!
Person A: So why did you break up with your girlfriend?
Person B: I'm not gonna tell you.
Person A: Come on, we're close.
Person B: FINE...promsie you won't laugh?
Person A: Of course!
Person B: I...I f**ked her too much.
Person A: WHAT!
Person C: What's going on?
Person A: B broke up with their girlfriend because they f**ked her too much.
Person C: WhAt!
Me: *trying to get that tiny bit of pesto pasta on my fork at lunch*
Friend: That's a mood.
Me: Wot?
Friend: That pasta thing you're doing, such a mood.
Me: suuuuuurrrrre.