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Me: okay no more fandoms-
andy’s apple farm:
Also me: oh hi-
So uh
I was trying to listen to some weird core edit audios on YouTube, and I encountered this ad for cars:
THAT LONG TO PROMOTE YOUR CAR BRAND!?!? W H A T
I mean, im kind of pink right? Am i a friendo?? AM I NAMED GABE?
You will never truly know whether or not i am a human in a trench coat, or a pink bird in a trench coat.
Also you get to guess which pink bird i am.
I will neither confirm nor deny whatever pink eldrich bird monster you decide i am.
This got off topic sorry
reblog if you are your url
Alternate Universe where literally everything is the same, but Wikipedia is The Most Credible SourceTM.
Alternate Universe where literally everything is the same, but Wikipedia is The Most Credible SourceTM.
Alternate Universe where literally everything is the same, but Wikipedia is The Most Credible SourceTM.
Guy: do i get a good night kiss? ;)
Me: let me consult my pocket magic 8 ball
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: not likely
Guy: do i get a good night kiss? ;)
Me: let me consult my pocket magic 8 ball
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: not likely
Guy: do i get a good night kiss? ;)
Me: let me consult my pocket magic 8 ball
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: not likely
Someone being stupid:
Me: are you a shovel?
Them:
Me:
Them: what?
Me: because you sure are digging yourself a hole!!
Someone being stupid:
Me: are you a shovel?
Them:
Me:
Them: what?
Me: because you sure are digging yourself a hole!!
Homework: Can you think of a time you procrastinated something important?
Me, my life flashing before my eyes: O.o
Homework: Can you think of a time you procrastinated something important?
Me, my life flashing before my eyes: O.o
Homework: Can you think of a time you procrastinated something important?
Me, my life flashing before my eyes: O.o
Homework: Can you think of a time you procrastinated something important?
Me, my life flashing before my eyes: O.o
Me two days ago: Hmm… my friend says I should download Genshin Impact. It’ll probably not take so much storage up!
Genshin with my storage now:
I should’ve asked how much storage this game takes up 😭
I am not ashamed of the hilarious monstrosity I created a few years ago.