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I have tons of saved renders ideas and 37 unwritten fics with them. Damn.







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please ask me something i’m bored and procrastinating
no return policies are essentially the store telling you “no taksie backsies”
to everyone who tells me “go big or go home”:
you severely underestimate my desire to go home
that horrible moment when you read “twix” as “twinks”
family feud things:
when two members of your family are fighting with each other so you act super polite and quiet and nice as to not invoke Rage.
you know when a person notices some random little thing you do subconsciously and they point it out to you and you feel all warm and fuzzy inside because they noticed
reblog ur little unique mannerisms
{when i stand straight+still my feet go into first position}
i am now contributing to the online discourse:
humans are simultaneously crunchy and chewy
challenge time
define the word why without using any of the other w’s or how

"if cinderella's shoe was a perfect fit why did it come off" bitch have you worn high heels before they're temperamental as fuck
why do ppl always name ships something super fancy like “the endeavor” or something like let’s be realistic here i would name my ship jerry or smth
where can you always find me?
somewhere, always disappointing god
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby.... once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*
online discourse:
november is the thursday of the year i can’t explain it but i can feel it
contributing to the online discourse:
during earthquakes coffins become underground maracas
shit that goes through my head pt. 6
aren't continents just super big islands