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Prompt 37

The second of two prompts I'm giving y'all today since the wifi went out and I couldn't give you one last night! Eat up! A retelling of Jack and The Beanstalk but with Jaskier and Geralt My friend enjoyed the idea of Giant Jaskier, to quote, "add some spice", but I do worry about how his music would probably be painful if he were that big and loud, and we don't need any more jaskier's music hate (cough cough twn) BUT THEN i got to thinking that perhaps that could be something they FIX So either Jaskier, broke as dirt, blabla magic beans (or perhaps he just comes across a beanstalk), he climbs up and meets a bunch of giant witcher men. OR Geralt gets an odd contract to kill a "giant", for it makes horrific noises every moment of the day. Only when Geralt finds him, he finds an oversized bard who seems completely harmless, and lonely at the most. The giant begs him to help him find a cure for his size, a way to be small like the others, so that his music will no longer annoy or hurt the townspeople's ears, and instead will be enjoyed. To make it all the more complicated, even though he's humongous, the giant is terrified of seemingly everything, and screams and fumbles and flails any time Geralt has to go on a hunt, or has to protect them from the wildlife.