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SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY (Dir: R Winer & B Mahon, 1972).
If you are looking for alternative Christmas viewing it doesn’t get much more alternative than this, frankly weird, no-budget effort from indie production company R & S Films, Inc.
Santa (Jay Clark) touches down in sunny Florida and gets his sleigh stuck in the sand. Using his powers of telepathy(!), Ol’ Saint Nick summons the help of some local kids including, for reasons unexplained, Mark Twain’s literary Tom and Huck. The kids employe an assortment of animals, gorilla included, to shift the sleigh to no avail, until the appearance of the titular rabbit who, despite co-star billing, doesn’t appear until the final moments of the movie. When he does finally make an entrance he is inexplicably driving a fire truck, not an ice cream van as you might expect.
Read the full review on my blog JINGLE BONES MOVIE TIME. Link below.
Prompt 37
The second of two prompts I'm giving y'all today since the wifi went out and I couldn't give you one last night! Eat up! A retelling of Jack and The Beanstalk but with Jaskier and Geralt My friend enjoyed the idea of Giant Jaskier, to quote, "add some spice", but I do worry about how his music would probably be painful if he were that big and loud, and we don't need any more jaskier's music hate (cough cough twn) BUT THEN i got to thinking that perhaps that could be something they FIX So either Jaskier, broke as dirt, blabla magic beans (or perhaps he just comes across a beanstalk), he climbs up and meets a bunch of giant witcher men. OR Geralt gets an odd contract to kill a "giant", for it makes horrific noises every moment of the day. Only when Geralt finds him, he finds an oversized bard who seems completely harmless, and lonely at the most. The giant begs him to help him find a cure for his size, a way to be small like the others, so that his music will no longer annoy or hurt the townspeople's ears, and instead will be enjoyed. To make it all the more complicated, even though he's humongous, the giant is terrified of seemingly everything, and screams and fumbles and flails any time Geralt has to go on a hunt, or has to protect them from the wildlife.
' JACK IS THE BEANSTALK ' When Jack from Jack & the Beanstalk is the Beanstalk that u climb!
Heart-breaking experience of getting to the part in the story where everyone gets a happy ending and then realizing you're not even halfway through the story. World ending. (Six characters fucking died.)
Hey y’all look at what my bestie drew!
"Once Upon a Time..."
Hey Tumblr, remember how I said I'd have OCs to gush about? I had them on me after all! Meet Jack, Rose Red, and Elise! These three caballeros are meant for a Studio Ghibli and Osamu Tezuka inspired retelling of Jack and the Beanstalk, though I'm also including many others in it such as Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, and even some more lesser known ones such as The Blue Light and The Giant Who Had No Heart in His Body! I hope you all enjoy these three little goobers of mine, and more art I share for their project, I'll have plenty more to show for them coming soon!
