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I love cyn tail she’s so critter it’s actually cyn not the solver we can finally observe the critter I hope she gets a lot of screen time and lots of fan art ooh maybe even cynsonas since she doesn’t really have a body rn auugh the critter <3
what if cyn could take over uzi’s body while she’s asleep or shut off
Ok I had a thought about this and I think it go something like this
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Cyn(Uzi): hey N sorry we’re late. I was… busy
*door blasts down*
V: THAT LITTLE SHIT PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
N: really cyn?
Cyn(Uzi): push is such a strong word. I would call it… giving her a little nudge.
V: OH I’LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!
And now an average conversation between N, V, and Uzi
Uzi: oil is cool and all. but have you ever had someone care about you?
Uzi: me neither. Pass the arm
N & V: …are we a joke to you
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Uzi: We’re gonna die
N: now Uzi, think positive
Cyn: hi ;3
Uzi: I’m positive we’re gonna die
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N: here you go Uzi. Go set something on fire. *hands her a railgun*
Uzi: *runs off* I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!
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Uzi: ok guys I have to show something. just promise not freak out.
V: listen we’ve been on crazy adventures
N: whatever it is we’ll understand
Cyn: hello [smile]
V & N: there is nothing about this we understand!
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Uzi: congrats you just won a lifetime supply of oil
J: but you only gave me one can of oil
Uzi: *pulling out her railgun* yep
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V: Uzi which one of us is your favorite
Uzi: I don’t have favorites you both annoy me equally
V:*walks away doubtful*
Uzi: *turns to N* its you, one hundred percent you
N: :D
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Thad: Uzi I dare you—
N: Uzi isn’t allowed to except any dares.
Lizzy: what?! why?
Uzi: I have no regards for my own personal safety.
Lizzy: …ok then V I dare you to—
N: V also isn’t allowed to except dares.
V: I also have no regards for anyone else’s safety other then you idiots.
Uzi: I once dared her to bring me a head of a sentinel and she come back covered in oil with the head
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Uzi: in my defense I was left unsupervised
N: wasn’t V with you
V: In my defense I was also left unsupervised
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N: UZI WAKE UP THE SUN HAS RISEN!!!
Uzi:*clearly to tired to process the sentence* and what do you want me to do photosynthesis
V: NO YOU IDIOT RUN FOR LIFE!!!!
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N & V:*watching tv and eating batteries*
Uzi:*walks into the room*…. The game
N:*drops his batteries*
V: OH YOU LITTLE—
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Lizzy:*confused*
Thad: what you got there Uzi
Uzi:*cyn tail biting her arm* smoothie
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V: I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID!!!!
Uzi: and what part of that was out of character for me?
V: …touché
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Uzi: So you’re essentially a ghost now
Doll: да [yes]
Uzi: and only me and the talking tail can see you
Cyn: hello
Doll: ну, похоже, меня видят только дроны, зараженные абсолютным решателем [well it seems like only drones infected with the absolute solver can see me]
N: *walks into the room* hey Uzi, hey cyn, hello shadowy figure with red eyes
Doll:…цто [what]
Uzi: you seriously didn’t consider that cyn infect them with the solver before she sent them here
Cyn: idiot
Cyn [tail]: Uzi… it’s me… the DEVIL!! I’m here to convince you to do sin! come with me. steal candy from babies and small businesses (I’m not talking about Walmart)
Uzi: I will never do such a thing! I’ll sin in my own ways!
Cyn [tail]: ok bye [pipe bomb]
Uzi: OK, FINE!! ILL SIN!! ILL SIN—
Cyn: There’s one solution for an argument between friends
N:*lifts Uzi off the ground* Hug each other till we pass out?
Uzi & V: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!
Cyn: Nope body swap
N & V: …
Uzi:*turns to N & V* Are you sure you two don’t spit venom