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Spooky month

Time for horror beyond our comprehension

Unfortunately they did not feed her but as a wise old frog once said

EAT THE RICH!!!!

And now an average conversation between N, V, and Uzi

Uzi: oil is cool and all. but have you ever had someone care about you?

Uzi: me neither. Pass the arm

N & V: …are we a joke to you

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Uzi: We’re gonna die

N: now Uzi, think positive

Cyn: hi ;3

Uzi: I’m positive we’re gonna die

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N: here you go Uzi. Go set something on fire. *hands her a railgun*

Uzi: *runs off* I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!

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Uzi: ok guys I have to show something. just promise not freak out.

V: listen we’ve been on crazy adventures

N: whatever it is we’ll understand

Cyn: hello [smile]

V & N: there is nothing about this we understand!

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Uzi: congrats you just won a lifetime supply of oil

J: but you only gave me one can of oil

Uzi: *pulling out her railgun* yep

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V: Uzi which one of us is your favorite

Uzi: I don’t have favorites you both annoy me equally

V:*walks away doubtful*

Uzi: *turns to N* its you, one hundred percent you

N: :D

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Thad: Uzi I dare you—

N: Uzi isn’t allowed to except any dares.

Lizzy: what?! why?

Uzi: I have no regards for my own personal safety.

Lizzy: …ok then V I dare you to—

N: V also isn’t allowed to except dares.

V: I also have no regards for anyone else’s safety other then you idiots.

Uzi: I once dared her to bring me a head of a sentinel and she come back covered in oil with the head

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Uzi: in my defense I was left unsupervised

N: wasn’t V with you

V: In my defense I was also left unsupervised

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N: UZI WAKE UP THE SUN HAS RISEN!!!

Uzi:*clearly to tired to process the sentence* and what do you want me to do photosynthesis

V: NO YOU IDIOT RUN FOR LIFE!!!!

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N & V:*watching tv and eating batteries*

Uzi:*walks into the room*…. The game

N:*drops his batteries*

V: OH YOU LITTLE—

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Lizzy:*confused*

Thad: what you got there Uzi

Uzi:*cyn tail biting her arm* smoothie

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V: I CANT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING THAT STUPID!!!!

Uzi: and what part of that was out of character for me?

V: …touché

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Uzi: So you’re essentially a ghost now

Doll: да [yes]

Uzi: and only me and the talking tail can see you

Cyn: hello

Doll: ну, похоже, меня видят только дроны, зараженные абсолютным решателем [well it seems like only drones infected with the absolute solver can see me]

N: *walks into the room* hey Uzi, hey cyn, hello shadowy figure with red eyes

Doll:…цто [what]

Uzi: you seriously didn’t consider that cyn infect them with the solver before she sent them here

Cyn: idiot

FIRST BILL NOW ZOOBS!!!!

Callback ping

callback ping

Yelp we’re all in danger also you have great taste in characters to adopt

Another fictional character has been added to my adopted fictional characters list /j

Well would you look at that

this image can only be shared on Thursday, Sept. 12

Too accurate of a portrayal

Puppet boy, puppet boy, you're the one I love

That’s one way to get over an ex

HELP SOMEBODY ACTUALLY PUT "TORMENTING STANFORD PINES" IN THE LIST OF BILL'S HOBBIES IN A WIKI, I'M-

YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES

i just know they’re bffs

(official punkpool concept art)

what if cyn could take over uzi’s body while she’s asleep or shut off

Ok I had a thought about this and I think it go something like this

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Cyn(Uzi): hey N sorry we’re late. I was… busy

*door blasts down*

V: THAT LITTLE SHIT PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!

N: really cyn?

Cyn(Uzi): push is such a strong word. I would call it… giving her a little nudge.

V: OH I’LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE NUDGE WHEN I SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!

*Meanwhile in the theraprism*

Absolute solver: so how did you guys end up here?

Bill: defeated by some kids a thousand years ago

Belos & the core: ditto

Absolute solver: …by any chance did they have a weird girl, an idiot or a trained soldier?

Eyeball trio:…

The core: you have got to be kidding us

Belos:*sigh* titan why

Bill: do weird uncles count?

The hell

Day in Fandom History: September 2…

Two years after the events of “Change Your Mind” and just as Steven enjoys his happily ever after, a new threat storms in and messes everything up and it’s up to Steven to save the day. “Steven Universe: The Movie” premiered on this day, 5 Years Ago.

FINALLY!!!!!!

THIS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED I SWEAR TO THE AXOLOTOL!!!!

You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

Accurate, way too accurate

My girls

It might not only be doll in cyn’s core we saw that cyn was trying to eat n and uzi’s core while she was fighting with them

Cyn seems to use this trick a lot who’s to say that Uzi might see the ghosts of solver drones and disassembly drones

heck the original cyn could be a ghost herself before she got possessed by Eldricth horrors

WAIT A MINUTE.

CYN ATE DOLL'S CORE, BUT BY UZI'S LOGIC, DOLL SHOULD STILL BE ALIVE

GIRLIE GOT EATEN TWICE AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE😭

Honestly safe mode might be when the disassembly drones are acting normally when there not trying to kill workers

Hey everybody so

This fucker right here

This man

Was in SAFE MODE

The entire time after uzi shot of his head apparently

We have never seen n at his full potential he was always holding back because his targets were easy kill so he could be more powerful than cyn highly unlikely but still

FTF: How Powerful Is...?

A prolonged breakdown on a character detailing all their scaling, powers, stats, skill, and abilities to determine exactly how powerful they are.

This Week's Character....

Serial Designation N!

Oh boy the stuff I’m making up j’s and cyn’s characters in my head would baffle you’re minds

x I plead the fifth

The most accurate thing I have seen about a fandom today

Yeah this is kinda how we feeling rn

V: HOW THE HELL AM I LOSING???!!!

Sentinel(ruby): (has been eating her pieces)

THE ENTIRE FIGHT SCENE BETWEEN UZI AND CYN WAS THE DEFINITION OF F@&K AROUND AND FIND OUT FOR BOTH OF THEM

Cyn literally had fear on her face when she got hacked by Uzi for only a split second

Uzi literally challenged the Antichrist to a fight after saving n and v

And then they both pretty much saw how much power the other had and said ”yeah we’re fighting now”

This is pretty much the only time that the absolute solver has shown fear and not just some sick pleasure from traumatizing the characters

or frustration

or annoyance.

which means Uzi might’ve actually had a chance of not only defeating the solver but possibly entering it’s mind and taking control

first uzi is geting conected to cyn cuz she wants to control her

but uzi uses that conection agist her

she's so sure she's winning

but wen she understands

the only thing her face shows is fear

tgen she gets that she has to close conection

(heh look one eye is bigger than the other even solver couldnt take control of one eye when uzi was partly possest[only color changed but uzi controled movement] but here uzi controles eye not just color?)

HA-

look how shocked, confused and scared she is

the eye still gliches a little