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We can tell who decorated the house š
father is mothering
What I had left here I just held it tight So someone with your eyes Might come in time
daddy issues or brother issues which one are you girl?
oh she got crusheddd š
drew the blocks againā¦so sorry
Brothers šæ
Donāt take this too seriously
Brendan is who people think Dante is (Mystreet)
Brendan two timed Nana and Lucinda, helped her out only because he had interest in getting with her and dating her, and only started working at the beach so he can see her in a bathing suit, he objectified her and was a creep.
Meanwhile Dante canonically hasnāt been on a date since Highschool most likely since Nana, genuinely enjoyed spending time with Nana, comforted her after seeing her cry and offered to help her rebuild the house after it burned down, even offering her a place to stay, in love love paradise he was eating brunch with her and Lucinda and just hanging out as friends, helped her set decorations up, without the intent of wanting to date her or objectifying her, he just enjoyed spending time with her cause he genuinely liked her as a person. :)
conversations between friends
Gossiping
No cause itās so offensive to not defend your close friend who you know did nothing wrong WHILE on vacation that THEY took you to.
Why didnāt Garroth, Travis, and Nana jump in and say anything? Didnāt Garroth literally just mention a few episodes ago that Dante hasnāt dated anyone since Nana in Highschool? And Nana confirmed it by punching him, fully debunking the cheater propaganda and then Jess remembered that and showed us that he in fact didnāt cheat contradicting herself again for the 200th time. nah cause they were so fake to Dante I canāt believe he took them to a one week 5 star cruise afterwards none of them deserved it heās better than me fr most annoying part of that season was when aphmau came in with her 4 foot self involving herself in something that had nothing to do w her and talking about some āwhereās Dante I gotta teach him a lesson1!1!1 š¤¬ā girl you barely reach his kneecap he can literally pick u up and throw you out of a window sit down you have much more important struggles to worry about like how your boyfriend canāt be around kids and how you almost dated your half brother. Now be grateful youāre even here in love love paradise mrs grown woman who swims with toddlers in the kiddies pool and Nicole.. you also grow up youāre crying childishly cause he doesnāt date you š itās not the end of world seriously get over it yāall never were and never will be a thing leave that man aloneeee there are many fish in the sea go date Katelyn instead if you want one with blue hair so badly
As usual Zane and Lucinda were the only reasonable, logical and smart two to not involve themselves in this mess
how being a Dante fan feels like
We would have world peace and no housing crisis if you all drew Dante super pretty and gorgeousā¼ļøā¼ļø
If you get it.. you get it.
why should I call him Dante when I can just say danprincess?
A princess shouldnāt wear this.
Dilfte: Catastrophic blues!!! š¢š¢šššš
Danprincess: Moving on was always for me to do.
Dante said āI want a lolipopā Gene heard āI want my mommy goneā
half Lebanese half Mexican Gene and Dante
Gene growing up with his mom in his early childhood which is why he speaks Spanish fluently but not Arabic. Dante growing up with his father in his early childhood which is why he couldnāt speak Spanish well, but he could speak Arabic and French. (Many Lebanese people learn French and speak it fluently) then Dante as a tween moves to go live with Gene and his mother.
To whoever said Danprincess was a white straight sexist alpha male I hope you get sent to the slammer then burn in hell.
Sincerely,
In honor of pride month
letās honor our underrated bisexual princess Dante (idc that Iām late to pride month)
He and Travis were fruity asf, Dante was literally cooking and cleaning for him in lovers lane
Argues with Travis like theyāre an old married couple over silly things
He wears manicure and likes when people compliment him for it (that s1 minigame rp with aphmau)
Likes hatesune miku (had a miku poster)
Likes Undertale (had a poster for that too)
Kissed a boy and liked it (Aaron)
Said heād kiss Aaron again
Called Aaron hot twice and daydreamed of himself with him
Plays mystic messenger and fanboys over getting hit on by 707
too clean to be a straight man
Danprincess is canon
i hc that most of the guys call dante princess. it started as a joke because he's obscenely gorgeous and he said something very wrong and travis went "whatever you say princess ššššš" and it stuck.