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Y/N: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Daryl: Wow, I gotta hear this.
Y/N: I was angry and envious of our neighbor so I lazily seduced her husband and ate all her groceries and didn't share.
Daryl: Y’forgot pride.
Y/N: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
Daryl: Wait… ya seduced ‘er husband?
Y/N: Don’t worry. I saved the fun part for you.
Daryl: That ain’t a sin.
Y/N: Oh, the things I’m about to do you will be.
Daryl, floundering: 😳
Vec: Jesus, can I braid your hair sometime?
Jesus: Uh, yeah sure. If you really want to.
Vec: Daryl won’t let me braid his.
Daryl: Woman…
Vec: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Daryl?
Daryl: Nah
Judith: I do.
Vec: I know, Judith
Judith: I’m sad.
Vec: I know, Judith.
Vec: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Daryl?
Daryl: Nah
Judith: I do.
Vec: I know, Judith
Judith: I’m sad.
Vec: I know, Judith.
Vec: *looking at Daryl in adoration as he tinkers with his bike*
Daryl: Why ya lookin’ at me like that?
Vec: Someone’s using their right to bare arms.
Daryl: …
Daryl: ...
Daryl: ...
Vec: I’m so sorry.
Daryl: Ya lucky I love ya.
(Vec is my OC)
Vec: *looking at Daryl in adoration as he tinkers with his bike*
Daryl: Why ya lookin’ at me like that?
Vec: Someone’s using their right to bare arms.
Daryl: …
Daryl: ...
Daryl: ...
Vec: I’m so sorry.
Daryl: Ya lucky I love ya.
(Vec is my OC)
Rick: Vec, you need to apologize to Spencer.
Vec: Ugh, fine
Vec: *folds arms over her chest, locks eyes with Spencer, smirks*
Vec: I’m sorry you’re such a piece of shit.
Daryl: *suppresses a chuckle*
Daryl: *whispers* Yep, that’s mah woman.
Rick: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*
Rick: Not like that…
Taglist: @raddydaddydude
Vec is my OC, she belongs to me
Divider was found on Google via searching for stock images
Rick: Vec, you need to apologize to Spencer.
Vec: Ugh, fine
Vec: *folds arms over her chest, locks eyes with Spencer, smirks*
Vec: I’m sorry you’re such a piece of shit.
Daryl: *suppresses a chuckle*
Daryl: *whispers* Yep, that’s mah woman.
Rick: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*
Rick: Not like that…
Taglist: @raddydaddydude
Vec is my OC, she belongs to me
Divider was found on Google via searching for stock images
gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams
Y/N: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Daryl: …
Daryl: Please, go back to bed.