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Y/N: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.
Daryl: Wow, I gotta hear this.
Y/N: I was angry and envious of our neighbor so I lazily seduced her husband and ate all her groceries and didn't share.
Daryl: Y’forgot pride.
Y/N: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
Daryl: Wait… ya seduced ‘er husband?
Y/N: Don’t worry. I saved the fun part for you.
Daryl: That ain’t a sin.
Y/N: Oh, the things I’m about to do you will be.
Daryl, floundering: 😳
Michonne: I wish you’d just admit when you’re wrong
Carl, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt
Vec: Jesus, can I braid your hair sometime?
Jesus: Uh, yeah sure. If you really want to.
Vec: Daryl won’t let me braid his.
Daryl: Woman…
Vec: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Daryl?
Daryl: Nah
Judith: I do.
Vec: I know, Judith
Judith: I’m sad.
Vec: I know, Judith.
Vec: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Daryl?
Daryl: Nah
Judith: I do.
Vec: I know, Judith
Judith: I’m sad.
Vec: I know, Judith.
Vec: *looking at Daryl in adoration as he tinkers with his bike*
Daryl: Why ya lookin’ at me like that?
Vec: Someone’s using their right to bare arms.
Daryl: …
Daryl: ...
Daryl: ...
Vec: I’m so sorry.
Daryl: Ya lucky I love ya.
(Vec is my OC)
Vec: *looking at Daryl in adoration as he tinkers with his bike*
Daryl: Why ya lookin’ at me like that?
Vec: Someone’s using their right to bare arms.
Daryl: …
Daryl: ...
Daryl: ...
Vec: I’m so sorry.
Daryl: Ya lucky I love ya.
(Vec is my OC)
Rick: Vec, you need to apologize to Spencer.
Vec: Ugh, fine
Vec: *folds arms over her chest, locks eyes with Spencer, smirks*
Vec: I’m sorry you’re such a piece of shit.
Daryl: *suppresses a chuckle*
Daryl: *whispers* Yep, that’s mah woman.
Rick: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*
Rick: Not like that…
Taglist: @raddydaddydude
Vec is my OC, she belongs to me
Divider was found on Google via searching for stock images
Rick: Vec, you need to apologize to Spencer.
Vec: Ugh, fine
Vec: *folds arms over her chest, locks eyes with Spencer, smirks*
Vec: I’m sorry you’re such a piece of shit.
Daryl: *suppresses a chuckle*
Daryl: *whispers* Yep, that’s mah woman.
Rick: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*
Rick: Not like that…
Taglist: @raddydaddydude
Vec is my OC, she belongs to me
Divider was found on Google via searching for stock images
Y/N, giggling: You sneeze like a girl.
Daryl: How ‘bout I pound ya like a boy?
Daryl: …
Daryl: Tha’ didn’ come out righ’.
Y/N: I know what you meant. Your place or mine?
Daryl: Yers.
Random person in Alexandria: Wow, your group is so strong. What’s it like being with them?
Y/N: Well, imagine being with some completely mature, civilized, and responsible people
Random person: Oh, wow! That’s great-
Y/N: *having flashbacks to every chaotic moment that has ever gone on with everyone* Now throw that image out the window
carl: i thought daryl was your boyfriend.
y/n: *looks around the group* who else thought daryl was my boyfriend?
y/n: daryl put your hand down.
gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams
Y/N, breathless after a kiss: You wanna go upstairs?
Daryl, nodding: Mhm.
Y/N, taking his hand: You have protection?
Daryl, placing his free hand on his knife: Why? Wha’s up there?
Y/N: *knocks on door*
Rick: *opens the door* Hey, N/N, what can I do for-
Y/N: *grinning, wearing a witch hat* Trick or treat!
Rick: *confused* Trick or-? Y/N, you’re trick or treating in the middle of the apocalypse?
Y/N: *more serious now* Trick or treat
Rick: *sighs* You can’t just-
Carl: *appears next to Y/N out of nowhere, wearing a pirate hat and his eyepatch* Trick or treat!
Rick: Not you too-
Daryl: *appears out of nowhere behind them, wearing a blanket tied around his shoulders as a cape, excited* Did he choose trick?!
Rick: *scared now* Wh-what? N-no-
Michonne: *walking in with her sword and pointing it at Rick* Trick or treat?
Rick: *almost crying because he’s so confused* What are you even supposed to be?! You’re not even dressed up!
Y/N: She’s a ninja. Duh. Now, answer her question
Y/N: would you love me if I was a worm
Daryl: why would i love a worm
. . .
Y/N: (hours later) *sighs loudly*
Rick: what's wrong y/n
Y/N: daryl said he doesn't love me
Daryl: AS A FUCKING WORM
GIF by @daryl-dixon-daydreams
Carol: So, you and Y/N?
Daryl, fiddling with his crossbow: Mhm.
Carol: Have any couple’s spats yet?
Daryl: Mhm.
Carol: What’s that like?
Daryl: Asked her fer a glass’a water while she was still pissed off. She brought me a cup’a ice n’ said “wait.”
Carol: Creative.
Daryl, trying not to smile: Yeah, she’s alrigh’.
Y/N: *writing a note* Daryl, if you’re reading this-
Y/N: Wait… can Daryl even read?
Y/N: *crosses it out and starts to write again* Carl, if you’re reading this-
Y/N: Can Carl read?
Y/N: …
Y/N: Carol, if you’re reading-
carl: why are you holding hands?
y/n: studies show that holding hands can reduce stress.
carl: oh, i though you were dating or something.
daryl: we are.
y/n: we’re also really fucking stressed.
Incorrect quotes but its just me and my friends out of context featuring my oc
Rick- hey how your doing?
Jessie (my oc)- im fine
Carl- *confused looking at his girlfriend*
Jessie- *2 minutes ago*
gif by @daryl-dixon-daydreams
Y/N: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.
Daryl: …
Daryl: Please, go back to bed.