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don't you just hate when this happens

imagine this

you log into your account. you see that little lightning bolt with a list of new followers and likes and you get all excited.

you get your hopes up, thinking that an actual, real, live human being saw and liked your shit

then you inspect further and it's all FUCKING BOTS

Listen Formula E, you cannot promise me a new unplugged season then upload one tiny episode for ants/elves/borrowers today and the rest scattered about somewhere.... I've been looking forward to bingeing on the electric gremlins all day. The thought got me through work today and I get home to 15 minutes of Jake Dennis propaganda?

This is bullshit, I'm opening the wine.