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Joyce Gets a New Dress
How it Might Have Happened...
(*Sarah-speak for "I’m not touchy-feely, but I care...just a little”.)
The NEW DANNY: DRAMATIC CHORDS for all occasions.
i dont know musical stuff so no clue what those notes mean
but
it’s confirmed that white is her name!!!
This is the kind of hard-hitting news Dina and Becky need to know.
(What am I saying? Dina already knows this.)
this is the kind of hard-hitting news we need more of
Is this Peak Joyce Iris?
Joyce's blue eyes have been weaponized before. Big Joyce Iris, for funsies:
And minimum Joyce Iris, dramatic and humorous:
Now, “Object": Eyes unseen all strip, a gradual closeup to Joe where even his shell gets cracked.
She just goes off like a bombshell. Wow.
-What’s that strange thing on Malaya?
-I don’t recognize that...strange thing on Malaya. What is it? -It's an iguana. His name is Fuckface. -I know what an iguana is. That other thing. -Oh............a smile.
Transformers “Jazz” isn’t here to MAGA.
https://io9.gizmodo.com/uh-is-this-transformers-toy-a-trump-supporter-1820555691
There is what appears as MAGA in Cybertronian, in very tine letters, on the latest Jazz figure.
However, per Hasbro: We investigated the issue, and discovered that one of our vendors inserted this as part of the design without authorization. We are addressing this with the vendor. We do not intend for our products to carry political messages, and apologize to anyone who was offended by this message.
Waiting for right-wingers to go The Rutles on this toy, buying it just to burn it.
Joyce and Pearl are too wild!
Boldly charging towards life's every sensation.
Be it meatballs on buttered noodles, or apple juice.
A Brick Joke Staged in 2014
2014: Sarah’s idea of a good time is made clear.
2018: Mistake one, Sarah strays from her room, sans mouth guard.
Mistake 2, forgetting how welcoming and friendly Joyce is. This ramps up to an enamel-grinding grimace!
Well played, Willis.
Innocent smiles: An assortment.
Dina’s Six Stages
of confronting creationism.
Disdain...Distrust...Disturbance...Horror...Dismissal...
Finally, acceptance bribed with McNuggets.
New addition:
Amber's shameless hormones!
Innocent smiles: An assortment.