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Gimme questions too
Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better
Fun fact, a group of robins is called a round. This makes sense to me because I'm 80% sure none of the Robin's have ever been fully straight
As a med student, I know what this feels like to a T. I'm a little more understanding of why I see the bats patrolling the university so much...
Gotham law school is crazy.
I’ve watched over 15 videos of Harvey Dent in his law days talking about policies and regulations that he put in place, and all I can think is “oh hey. It’s the dude who held me at gunpoint a few months ago. Heh.”
Part of my tooth randomly fell out...
Wonder if that's from the lead exposure, chemical exposure, or all the walls I've run into? I don't feel any pain, so I'm leaning towards chemical.
3 of my friends from uni are wanted criminals, guess which city I'm from...
Being an M.E. with dyslexia is great.
"Can you explain this to me? How is this even possible!?"
Sees that I wrote "scatoma¹ in the eye" instead of "scotoma² in the eye"
"Oh no, I fucked up"
¹A type of tumor...not near the eye...at all, Google at your own discretion
²A blindspot in your vision
I wanna know where Bats gets his batarangs. In fact, I wanna know where all of them get their rangs. We have so many of them in evidence lock up...
Just had to go check evidence for somethin, all the rangs are gone. So that answers my question
The fuckers steal them from the evidence lockup
I wanna know where Bats gets his batarangs. In fact, I wanna know where all of them get their rangs. We have so many of them in evidence lock up...
Metropolis folk are kinda in the loop by this point. You want a good reaction, say this to a friend from Central City... that shit is hilarious
Your Metropolis friend when you tell them to bring a gas mask when they visit:
Not a hc, 100% true
hc that outside Gotham Bruce Wayne is a stony businessman that has a tough and scary exterior while in gotham #whatwillbruciedonext? is a real and constantly trending tag. if he gets interviewed by people from outside gotham he's Mr. Wayne, a CEO with an iron fist and a unshakable façade while in Gotham he's Brucie Wayne who once fought a revolving door and lost.
Only in Gotham do we not only know, but kinda ignore the fact the Bruce Wayne's youngest son has murdered before...
It's probably fine
Waiting for some cringy ass villain to use Hazbin Hotel as crime inspiration
I'm lookin at you, Riddles
How the fuck does Dick Grayson not know what rizz is? That's the real question...
@onetruewayne
What is "Rizz" and why does Tim lack it?
Hey what's up with Barbara? Why isn't she tagged like the others?
Has she gone missing too?
I asked Commissioner Gorden about this. He said she's takin a break. With all this stuff goin on 'round here, I think she's got the right idea!
Unfortunately, when ya work for GCPD, ya don't get breaks
...Oh no
You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like
You must be new here. It won't...
Hey guys. Joker just blew up another building, when will this end?
You would think the bats would be smarter than letting their hair be exposed. I mean, one DNA test, and it's all over...omg do they wear wigs?
Look, I know that every Gotham criminal has a shtick, but if I find one more fucking bird feather in a dead guys mouth...
Basically, yeah
Gothamites waking up to the loud ass Batmobile racing down the street at 3 am bc the local murder clown thought it would be funny to try something
We're gonna ignore the time any reports in GCPD had to be written for 3 days because I may have crashed the entire system somehow...
