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Bruce Wayne x reader: Incorrect Quotes - 1
Y/N: Well, *walking out of Wayne Manor* this was fun. Thanks for inviting me!
Bruce: My pleasure. I look forward to eating together again soon.
Y/N: *Suddenly turns around.* Mr. Alfred? Could I just ask one favor? *anxious expression*
Alfred: What might that be?
Y/N: Could you please say, "a bottle of water?"
Bruce: ......
Afred: .......
Y/N: ......
Bruce: ..... Do it.
Bruce Wayne x Reader: Incorrect Quotes - 2
Y/N: "Thank you for walking me back."
Bruce: "My pleasure."
Y/N: *sees shadow inside her house and pauses* "I think someone's inside the house.."
Bruce: *creeps over to porch silently. Looks at Y/N and points to his eyes with two fingers then points at the rooftop, forming a plan.*
Y/N: *confused* "You want me to stab you in the eyes on the rooftop?"