Deidara Akatsuki - Tumblr Posts
Alright fellas time to seek a demon to sell my soul for a coupla dollars
Devastatingly small ass
Deidara: You just triggered my fight or flight response. And I am a flightless bird.
Hmmm...what if akasuki got drunk on a Party and deidara is the only one sober..
I feel like Deidara would either ditch them all or record them doing stupid stuff to humilate them after. The only person he might bother to help out is Tobi, but that's okay because they're teammates and it affects him it something bad happens. If it's pre-Sasori's death, he'd probably spend a while debating how or if a puppet can even get drunk too.
He's definitely going to bang pots and pans together to wake them up the next morning though. The perfect wake up to hung over criminals ♡
KATSU 💥💥💥💥💥
Deidara. Duck. duck!!! 🦆!!! (HIM in a duck costume) quack quack
Pein: What is wrong with you two now...
Hidan: Leader, listen, I just saw Deidara crying in the hallway before an alarm went off on his phone and he just stopped crying? And went back to work?? The fuck?!
Deidara: It's called time management, Hidan.
Naruto fucked me up because for the first 12 or so years of my life my only introduction to ceramics was Deidara and now im paranoid all my piece are going to explode
Deidara: Does your mouth get hot when you use fire ninjutsu?
Obito: I'm... not actually sure. I've never felt a difference
Deidara: M... maybe we should kiss after you use it to find out
Obito: Huh?
Deidara: Kiss me, Obito. For research
Obito: W-
Deidara: Stick your tongue in my mouth, god damnit!
🤍 Deidara 🤍
As always, nice commenters from the WIP are tagged
@gingercatorange @hideandgopeep @ventriclealchemy @entirelysein-e @hebraska @nail-art-no-jutsu @x-emeraldsky-x
I think Deidara would own spiders. Here's him with a P. regius (Bahamas white morph)
Best couple friends.
Back to when i draw Deidara and Sasori as Linda and Bob Belcher
